All that is free of the car
is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes. The man yells, "You have
to go get help. Go to that gas station over there." His girlfriend says,
"Are you kidding me? I'm naked." "Well" replies the man "Take my shoe over
there cover up your pussy and go get help." So the woman covers her pussy
with the shoe and goes
A man and his girlfriend
are driving down the highway. The man asks "If I drive 100 mph will you
take off your clothes?" and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his
girlfriend strips. The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he
crashes into a tree. The car flipped over trapping the man and all of his
girlfriend's clothes.
to the gas station. She
says to an attendant. "You have to help me. My boyfriend's trapped" "I'm
sorry ma'am" the attendant replies, "he's too far in."