Love, Lust, Or Marriage?
- LOVE - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
- LUST - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
- MARRIAGE - when you lose your child in a crowded room.
- LOVE - when intercourse is called "making love".
- LUST - all other times or when intercourse is called "screwing".
- MARRIAGE - what's intercourse?
- LOVE - when you argue over how many children to have.
- LUST - when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
- MARRIAGE - when you argue over money.
- LOVE - when you share everything you own.
- LUST - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
- MARRIAGE - when the bank owns everything.
- LOVE - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
- LUST - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
- MARRIAGE - what's a climax?
- LOVE - when you phone each other just to say "Gidday".
- LUST - when you phone each other just to organize sex.
- MARRIAGE - when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
- LOVE - when you write poems about your partner.
- LUST - when all you write is your phone number.
- MARRIAGE - when all you write is checks.
- LOVE - when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
- LUST - when you couldn't give a shit.
- MARRIAGE - when your only concern is what's on TV.
- LOVE - when your farewell is "I love you darling...".
- LUST - when your farewell is "So, same time next week?".
- MARRIAGE - when your farewell is silent.
- LOVE - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
- LUST - when you only ever see each other in the bedroom naked.
- MARRIAGE - when you never see each other awake.
- LOVE - when your heart flutters every time you see them.
- LUST - when your groin twitches every time you see them.
- MARRIAGE - when your wallet empties every time you see them.
- LOVE - when nobody else matters.
- LUST - when nobody else knows.
- MARRIAGE - when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
- LOVE - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
- LUST - when the song on the radio determines how you do it.
- MARRIAGE - when you never listen to talk radio.
- LOVE - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
- LUST - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
- MARRIAGE - when just getting through today is your only thought.
- LOVE - when you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
- LUST - when you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
- MARRIAGE - when you're only interested in doing things alone.
- LOVE - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
- LUST - when you're only interested in one thing.
- MARRIAGE - when you're only interested in is your golf score.
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