Your bike doesn't care how many bikes you've ridden in the past.Your bike doesn't grow spare tires.You can ride your bike more than once every hour.Bikes don't get you pregnant.Your bike will never check other bikes that are cooler or thinner than you.Bikes don't have relatives.Your bike will never criticize your girlfriends.Your bike doesn't care what time of the month we are in.Your bike will let you know when something is wrong.You donīt have to kick your bike to get it to keep going.If your bike makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler for it.If your bike stinks you can wash it.Your bike doesn't mind if you have a poster of the bike-of-your-dreams in your bedroom.
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