Sexual Slants
From Star Wars:
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"Get in there you big furry
oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
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"Luke, at that speed do you
think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
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"Put that thing away before
you get us all killed."
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"You've got something jammed
in here real good."
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"Aren't you a little short for
a stormtrooper?"
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"You came in that thing?
You're braver than I thought."
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"Sorry about the mess..."
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"Look at the size of that thing!"
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't
fast enough!"
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"She may not look like much,
but she's got it where it counts, kid."
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"This little one's not worth
bothering with.." - Star Wars
From The Empire Strikes Back:
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"I thought that hairy beast
would be the end of me."
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"Size matters not. Judge
me by my size, do you?"
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"There's an awful lot of moisture
in here."
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"But now we must eat.
Cum, good food, cumm..."
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"That's okay, I'd like to keep
it on manual control for a while."
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"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
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"I must've hit it pretty close
to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
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"Possible he came in through
the south entrance."
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"And I thought they smelled
bad on the outside!"
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"Control, control! You
must learn control!"
From from Return of the Jedi:
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"What could possibly have come
over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness
with my work." (C3PO)
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"Hey, point that thing someplace
else." (Han)
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"You're a jittery little thing,
aren't you?" (Leia)
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"I never knew I had it in me."
(C3PO)
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"There is good in him, I've
felt it." (Luke)
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"If I told you half the things
I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
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"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping
- hold on. Grab it, almost ..... you almost got it. Gently now, all right,
easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just
a little higher." (Lando)
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"Short help's better than no
help at all." (Han)
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"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming
after me - now I owe you one." (Han)
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"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
(Han)
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