What am I?
I am none other than your
very own.....
Toothbrush ! ! !
Get your mind out of the
gutter.
This useful tool, commonly
found in the range of six inches long. The functioning of
which is enjoyed by members
of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and
a small hole at the other.
In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes
quickly, into a warm, fleshy,
moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many
times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily
movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognise the
rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.
When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of
the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything
is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it
is returned to it’s freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another
bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times
a day, but often much less.