I HATE FUCKING CHRISTMAS

WORDS & MUSIC : STEVE POLTZ           TRANSCRIBED BY OLA SVÄRDH

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 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

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I HATE FUCKING CHRISTMAS     
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SEEMS LIKE ITīS ONE BIG HAVE TO DO
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SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY THAT YOU MEET ON THE STREET
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HAS BEEN SINGING HALLEFUCKINGLUJAH
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WELL THE MISTLETOE ON THE CEILING REALLY MAKES ME WANNA DO YA

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ON CHRISTMAS ITīS SO HARD TO FIND COCAINE      
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NOW IT SEEMS THAT I CANīT GET OUT OF BED
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ALL THOSE DICKHEADS IN THEIR WHITE SHIRTS 
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ON MY TV SAYING PLEASE DONīT DRINK AND DRIVE
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WELL THATīS A PRETTY GOOD ADVICE CAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT SPILL YOUR DRINK

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CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME FOR STEALING PRESENTS      
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OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOUR NEIGHBOURS TREE
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LOOKS LIKE LITTLE JOHNNY JUST WONīT GET HIS 
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE
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WELL I BETTER WEAR A RUBBER CAUSE THAT TURTLE MIGHT BE FERTILE


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TODAY I THINK IīLL SCREW MY BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND
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ALL HE EVER DOES IS GO TO WORK
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WHEN HE GOES DOWNTOWN TO BUY THE 
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DEAD BIRD WHOīS THE FUCKING TURKEY

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I HATE FUCKING CHRISTMAS