TREE HUGGER
WORDS & MUSIC : STEVE POLTZ TRANSCRIBED BY OLA SVÄRDH
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I´D RATHER HAVE A SHITTY GIRLFRIEND THAN A SHITTY CAR
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IF MY GIRLFRIEND STARTS TO GET ON MY NERVES I CAN TRAVEL REALLY FAR
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I´D RATHER HAVE A SHITTY MEAL THAN A SHITTY RESUME
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CAUSE A TOTALLY AWESOME RESUME WILL FEED ME STEAK ONE DAY
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I´D RATHER HAVE A SHITTY BODY THAN A SHITTY VOICE
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ON MY BODY I CAN WEAR SOME CLOTHES BUT WITH MY VOICE I HAVE NO CHOICE
G A D D*
FEED ME PEAS AND FEED ME CORN AND FEED ME WILD OATS
G A D D*
LET´S MOVE TO THE HILLS TOGETHER AND RAISE SOME CHICKEN AND GOATS
G A D D*
I DON´T NEED TOFU IF I´VE GOT YOU TO HELP ME FORGET THOSE BUGGERS
G A D
WE´LL FORGET OUR DIFFERENCES AND LIVE LIKE A COUPLE TREE HUGGERS
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THE EARTH IS SO POLLUTED I CAN NEVER WALK BAREFOOT, OUCH
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ON EARTH DAY I WAS GOING TO PLANT SOME TREES BUT I PLANTED MY ASS ON THE COUCH
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I TRY TO EAT WHAT´S GOOD FOR ME BUT I LIKE CAPTAIN CRUCH
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AND AN EXTRA LARGE SNICKERS BAR AND A GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH
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I WAS GOING TO JOIN AN AD HOC COMMITEE BUT I DON´T KNOW WHAT AD HOC MEANS
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I THINK IT´S A SPECIAL KIND OF ROCK FOR STONEWASHED DENIM JEANS
CHORUS:
G A D D*
FEED ME PEAS AND FEED ME CORN AND FEED ME WILD OATS
G A D D*
LET´S MOVE TO THE HILLS TOGETHER AND RAISE SOME CHICKEN AND GOATS
G A D D*
I DON´T NEED TOFU IF I´VE GOT YOU TO HELP ME FORGET THOSE BUGGERS
G A D D
WE´LL FORGET OUR DIFFERENCES AND LIVE LIKE A COUPLE TREE HUGGERS
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I WENT TO A SPECIAL SCHOOL FOR KIDS WHOSE PARENTS WERE CATHOLIC
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ON HOT DOG DAY WE COULD WEAR WHAT WE WANTED I ALWAYS ATE 4 AND GOT SICK
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ONCE I KISSED A GIRL BEHIND THE CONVENT AND I GOT REALLY FLUSTERED
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I´LL NEVER FORGET THE WAY SHE SMELLED SHE TASTED JUST LIKE MUSTARD
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NOW EVERY TIME I GO TO THE MARKET AND I REACH FOR THE MUSTARD ROW
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I HAVE TO HURRY UP AND LEAVE OR MY CROTCH BEINGS TO GROW
CHORUS:
G A D D*
FEED ME PEAS AND FEED ME CORN AND FEED ME WILD OATS
G A D D*
LET´S MOVE TO THE HILLS TOGETHER AND RAISE SOME CHICKEN AND GOATS
G A D D*
I DON´T NEED TOFU IF I´VE GOT YOU TO HELP ME FORGET THOSE BUGGERS
G A D
WE´LL FORGET OUR DIFFERENCES AND LIVE LIKE A COUPLE TREE HUGGERS
A G A
AS A CHILD I WAS PRETTY SICK I COULD MAKE MY ARM COME OUT OF THE SOCKET
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I USED TO LIKE A GIRL SCOUT ONCE SHE PUT HER HAND INSIDE MY POCKET
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I USED TO GO TO CHURCH ALOT I WAS AN ALTER BOY
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I GOT TO RING THE BELLS AT COMMUNION TIME IT GAVE ME SPECIAL JOY
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I DON´T KNOW WHAT I BELIVE IN NOW I´M FILLED WITH FOGGY GUILT
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I´M TOO SCARED NOT TO BELIVE IN GOD I NEVER TOUCH MYSELF UNDER THE QUILT
CHORUS
G A D D*
FEED ME PEAS AND FEED ME CORN AND FEED ME WILD OATS
G A D D*
LET´S MOVE TO THE HILLS TOGETHER AND RAISE SOME CHICKEN AND GOATS
G A D D*
I DON´T NEED TOFU IF I´VE GOT YOU TO HELP ME FORGET THOSE BUGGERS
G A D Dsus2 D
EVERYDAY´LL BE HOTDOG DAY AND WE´LL LIVE LIKE A COUPLE TREE HUGGERS
