YOU´RE STILL MY FAVORITE BITCH

WORDS & MUSIC : STEVE POLTZ         TRANSCRIBED BY OLA SVÄRDH

|D  |G  |A  |D  | x2

       D                        G
WELL I USED TO WANNA BE A SUSHI CHEF
       A             D       Dsus2 D
TILL I CUT MY ARM IN HALF
      D                                      G
AND I USED TO WANNA WALK THE TIGHT ROPE IN A CIRCUS
       A                                             D    Dsus2 D
TILL I SLIPPED ON A WIRE AND MY HEAD WENT THROUGH MY ASS

Chorus:

    D   D/C#  D/B D/A  Em
BUT ALL I     WANNA    DO 
   A               D       Dsus2 D
IS KISS YOUR FURRY LIPS
     D               D/C#    D/B      D/A    Em
EVEN THOUGH YOU´RE A DOG AND I´M ALLERGIC TO YOU
       A                 D
YOU´RE STILL MY FAVORITE BITCH

|D  |G  |A  |D  |  x 2

       D                                 G
WELL I USED TO WANT TO GO OUT AND GET IN BAR ROOM BRAWLS
       A                              D          Dsus2 D
TILL I GOT PUNCHED OUT BY A GREEN DAY PACKER
      D                         G
AND I USED TO WANNA BE A SINGLE MOTHER
       A                                  D       Dsus2 D
BUT IT COSTS TOO MUCH TO CUT OFF MY TALLY WACKER

Chorus:

    D   D/C#  D/B D/A  Em
BUT ALL I     WANNA    DO 
   A               D     Dsus2 D
IS KISS YOUR FURRY LIPS
     D               D/C#    D/B      D/A    Em
EVEN THOUGH YOU´RE A DOG AND I´M ALLERGIC TO YOU
       A                 D      Dsus2 D 
YOU´RE STILL MY FAVORITE BITCH

    D   D/C#  D/B D/A  Em
BUT ALL I     WANNA    DO 
   A               D     Dsus2 D
IS KISS YOUR FURRY LIPS
   D  D/C# D/B   D/A  Em
MY ASTMA   MAKES ME   BLUE
       A                 D      Dsus2 D
YOU´RE STILL MY FAVORITE BITCH
       A                 D      Dsus2 D
YOU´RE STILL MY FAVORITE BITCH
       A                 D        |A D |
YOU´RE STILL MY FAVORITE BITCH