Isn't That Wild I was driving home late one saturday night Suddenly I saw this flashing light A big hole in the ground I thought it was a lie It was a sattelite It fell out from the sky Now I'm forty feet below Running my own show Isn't that wild The programs allright 'Coz it's my sattelite Yeah wild Hello there at home I'll be your host tonight I give you x-rated nightmares your mum wouldn't allow you to see Tom and Jerry and films about the birds and bees So turn your big dish down and recieve my lot Forget about the news workout on the 700th club Now I'm forty feet below Running my own show Isn't that wild The programs allright 'Coz it's my sattelite Yeah wild Hello there at home I'll be your host tonight Yeah wild... A Horse With No Name (Dewey Bunnel) On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There were sand and hills and rain The first thing I met was a fly with no buzz And a sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can't remember your name 'Coz there aint no one to a give you no paine After two days in the desert sun My skin began to turn red After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed And the story it told Of a river that floated Made me sad to think it was dead You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name... After nine days I let the horse run free 'Coz the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things There were sand and hills and things The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And the perfectest sky is above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name... Mighty Mighty High Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you a lie But I went to this party with a real cool guy He was wearing high-heeled patent-leather boots And a poly-styrene dayglo suit He said "Hey man," "Don't be afraid" "'Coz I got a blind date you'll never forget" Then he grabbed my arm and arranged a cab And lit a strange looking fag And I'm mighty heighty high Mighty heighty high I felt I could fly Mighty heighty high My mind just got high and my brains said goodbye, I'm Mighty heighty high Flesh fiddle faddle and the stage got hot I had a hanger banger brasshat and I felt like a stud Hey big Dr. Upstairs fumb? my Mr. Big A moon struck milehigh and it's a nuclear trip Now hang it up stop that goppledigook Lets get down and dirty Girls are itsypook Hey ho in my mumbo-jumbo tree Wham-bam-boozle, can't you see I'm mighty heighy high Mighty heighty high I feel I can fly Mighty heighty high My mind just got high, my brains said goodbye I'm Mighty heighty high Aaaaaargh! Flim flam flophouse and above'n'beyond Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm mighty heighty high Mighty heighty high My brains are goodbye Mighty heighty high My mind just got high, I feel I can fly I'm Mighty heighty high Hi hi hi hiigh High I Won't Cut My Hair I got hair in my ears I got hair in my nose I got hair on my back And between my toes When the time comes and my hairwash is due I'm gonna use one ton of shampoo But don't give me those sentimental eyes 'Coz I'm proud and my hair is nice It's not fair when people they stare I love the colours I wear I wont cut my hair I wont cut my hair Oh no, I wont cut my hair 'Coz I'm proud of my hair It's like in the funny fairytale I dry my hair the Rapunzel way You just climb up the six floors To my hairy home And I'll fix u a smoke in the blend of my own Yeah, I'll make you a hot pot of tea Take off your clothes and feel free And get down in my hair And make me insane Lets get airborn on a window-pain It's not fair when people they stare I love the colours I wear I wont cut my hair I wont cut my hair Oh no, I wont cut my hair 'Coz I'm proud of my hair I'll diiiiie without my hair Yeah right I play in the band And I would love to be your private disneyland I'll be your own amusement park Then you can ride me And ride me after dark If they send me to the rows of death For having illegal dope I will order my last meal Before it's the chair Hamburger french fries'n'coke Take those scissors away I wont cut my hair 'Cause I'm proud and my hair is nice I love my hair I'm in love with my hair I'm in love with my haaaaiiiir Black Crickets The winter of fortynine had passed A winter of haunt n fear Hunger had knocked at the city-gates And threatened the pioneers Then low in the east strange clouds appeared And dark became the sun And the courage to fight and win a war Was all of a sudden gone Black crickets By 10s millions or more Black crickets By 10s millions or more Until the fields that waved were few Black crickets Crickets by tens of millions came Like fog on a british coast They swept down from the mountainsides Settled by the mormon post Then the oldest old man got this bright idea And he called for all the men We'll build a giant nest & the crickets will fear That the big bird is here again!! Black crickets... They constructed the nest and two days went by They all prayed by the end of their work The unexpected guests would fly They saw the nest the vision occured And the dogs would wag their tails Crickets all shouted: "Bird is the word" The insects hit the trail All heads were bowed as they thanked the lord And they reaped while the devil raved 'Coz their harvest was saved to tons of praise And the pioneers were saved Black crickets... Thousands of millions Millions of billions Billions of trillions Trillions of zillions D.A.Dillions of fantazillions Of black crickets There's A Ship I got a lord of my own And I got him at home He's the one that I trust Not to say I must But he's a friendly guy He used to live in the sky And then I gave him the key Now he's living with me He's not the holy ghost Or my father nor my son If I should give him any name It would be Captain Fun 'Cause there's a ship There's a ship Sailing by Sailing by There's a ship There's a ship Sailing by Sailing by There's a ship There's a ship Sailing by Sailing by There's a ship In the sky Sailing by Sailing by And I know if I try He'll always stand by If I should laugh and cheer I know he's here He's like E.T. if you're asking me But he wears this plastic-bubble That gave us trouble 'Coz he's from the sky And without it he would die People ask: "Whats that?" I reply: "Thats Captain Space-hat" There's a ship... Halleluja.... God's Favourite Hey folks, believe in me 'Cause I'm a disciple can't you see? Avoid the horrors of the big microwave The instant dinner for the man in the cave I'm sure the lord will forgive your faults Now you just gimme your gold and follow my call 'Cause I'm one hell of a kid I'm God's favourite 'Cause me and the lord we got this heavenly deal He is my master and he taught me to steal Yeah, me and the lord we got this fifty-fifty split The old man says that I'm one hell of a kid Yeah, the old man says that I'm one hell of a kid I must be God's favourite I'm God's favourite I'm the son of the creator I make a blind man hear Now you just open your purse and feel the lord is near 'Cause he know your world It's written down in his book And I'm his clerk I know what you took So see you next time at the Jesus-show® Where blessings are costly and you can't say no 'Cause me and the lord we got this heavenly deal He is my master and he taught me to steal Yeah, me and the lord we got this fifty-fifty split The old man says that I'm one hell of a kid Yeah, the old man says that I'm one hell of a kid I must be God's favourite I'm God's favourite Hey folks, listen to me 'Cause I'm one of God's boys can't you see? 'Cause I got the answers and you will seek them Remember the dollars you saved over this weekend Sins are free but it costs to confess So your life lately has it been in a mess 'Cause I'm to decide if you are fit 'Cause we got the record and we know what you did 'Cause me and the lord we got this heavenly deal He is my master and he taught me to steal Yeah, me and the lord we got this fifty-fifty split The old man says that I'm one hell of a kid Yeah, the old man says that I'm one hell of a kid I must be God's favourite I'm God's favourite 'Cause me and the lord... U know me & big G. don't give blessings for free Gimme what u got or come down where it's hot I can rap with Saint Peter & tell what you did 10 Knots My kitchen floor started cracking And out jumped a man Big, red and horny I was shaking the devils hand You've got a hell of a reputation Thats the name of my game Been digging all night 'Cause I heard your name Got a mean main reason have no fear But first we'll plays some poker And have a warm beer Let's play a little poker And have a nize hot beer I will smash your windows burn your mail I tied ten knots on the devils tail I can eat a horse even chew nail I tied ten knots on the devils tail D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail 'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail He's the toughest man and he can't fail But I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil I sat down to the table With the man that I once feared He was drinking, humming, drinking And scratching his beard So we drank for about a fortnight It seemed like some stupid test Still I was sitting upright Doing the things that I do best But the poor devil looked mess I will smash your windows... Though he was red He seemed kind of pale Then I tied ten knots On the devils tail I dumped him in his hole Heard the echoes of the scream Hey boyscout from below Now tell me who's mean! I won't smash your windows... I'm so rough I spent summer in jail 'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale But I tied ten knots on the devils tail Ride My Train Hey, get out of that tincan you call a car 'Coz that old thing wont get you far Don't take a bus and don't grab a cab 'Coz I got a thing that'll drive you mad Come on ride my train Come on ride my train I'm a railroad man I got a coal-tan And I works all day with the railroad gang The number of trips makes the company pay The number of bucks that I earn today Come on ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my train Come on baby, I'll blow your brain All I want you to do is to ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my train You know the girls go crazy and the boys get a pain Just because I ride this big black train I don't know if you like it, but I'm sure gonna ride it And if the boys don't like it Tell them to Ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my train Come on ride my traaaaiiin Come on ride my traaaaaaaain Ride my train Come on ride my train, yeah I'd Rather Live Than Die I've seen the fruits of rambling I know hardship well And if I'm not mistaken I hear a ringing bell I love to start but hate the ends I crack a joke 'coz I know I need my friends Do a lot of talking But seldom with my heart It hurts when people tell me I often play to smart But sometimes I'm happy And sometimes I'm blue You know, I'm only passing trough A look to the sky is the reason why I'd rather live than die If heaven can wait I know I'll get by I'd rather live than die I always say yes Though I mean no Remember to draw a circle And then I'll know Sometimes I'm happy Sometimes I'm blue You know, I'm only passing trough A look to the sky is the reason why I'd rather live than die If heaven can wait I know I'll get by I'd rather live