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undefined The Eve of Destruction is a countdown show for a PPV, and usually happens the day before the PPV. To sample, a previous EOD from our archieves please read below;

Sunday, June 13th 1999

Commentators: Raymond Faith, Karl Fletcher & Various

Announcers: Kelly Bray


***Eve of Destruction comes onto the air in the magnificent Quebec Coliseum, in Quebec City, Canada. The 22,500 capacity crowd roar as huge flame throwing fireworks blast away near the entrance way. The camera pans around the crowd focusing in on the usual "Blow Me" and "I want the Devil's Cock signs". A young kid dressed up as Death is shown with the mask and all before the camera pans back to the announcer's table***

Fletcher:- What a night we have in store for you tonight! We have a total of six matches and of those six, two of them are qualifers for the tag team title tourney!

Faith:- Yeah the final brackets for the PPV will be wrapped up and everybody will then know exactly who they are facing at the P-P-V!

Fletcher:- One of those matches is our main-event tonight and it's a huge, huge match! Worthy of a Pay-Per-View main-event no less because in one corner we have the leader of the Evil Angels, Lucifer and the Devil himself Mark Porter while on the other side you have the World Champion Dick Ryder and good ole' TL Travis Lane! What a match! Collision Course is only one day away so if you haven't ordered it yet, call up your local cable company now!

Akira vs Clown

Faith:- Okay with the plugs over with lets call our first match-up as the Japanesse sensation Akira takes on the ambiguous and bizarre Clown!

Fletcher:- Bizarre is certainly the word as Clown wait's in the ring for Akira, who's walking down to the ring carrying an American flag! It seems he is proud to be an American citizen! Unlike his opponent at Collision Course, Hiro "The Dragon" Tanaka, who lives and breathes Japan!

Faith:- He seems to have a bone to pick with the American people and Akira in particular and we will see that match at the PPV, but right now Akira is taking on Clown! This is going to be a tremendous contest, filled with high spots galore and tempting the wrath of the Gods as this match is simply going to be God like in it's magnificence!

Fletcher:- Shut up! Don't go overboard for cryin' out loud! This is just the opening contest! Anyway Akira is now in the ring and Clown makes a charge towards the man from Japan but Akira ducks and lands a spinning chop to the chest of Clown which sends him flying back into the corner! Akira runs to the opposite corner and runs towards Clown...he hit's a hand-spring back elbow to the jaw of Clown and he collaspes in the corner!

Faith:- Great move! This kid can really fly...I've got a story about flying...it's about..

Fletcher:- Some other time Faith cause Akira is pulling Clown to his feet but low blow from Clown and a DDT finds the mark! Clown makes the cover 1-2-Kickout! Akira is getting to his feet and backs off but Cown walks right into a reverse back kick into the gut! Akira follows it up with a clothesline and scoups Clown right up off the mat and spins him around...AKIRA SMASH!!! That's his version of the Juvi-driver and he makes the cover 1-2-3!!! Akira wins his first match here in the SWF!!!

Faith:- Akira is holding alfot the American flag right now to a mixed response from the Canadian crowd but here comes Hiro Tanaka and his manager Jonny Woo!

Fletcher:- Tanaka is baiting Akira from the apron and Jonny Woo slides in the ring from behind! Woo with a chop block on Akira and both men stomp away! Hiro picks up the American flag and snaps it over his knee...he's now beating Akira with the broken flag!!! Hiro lays the flag over the chest of Akira and exits the ring with Jonny Woo! Akira is gonna look for some payback no doubt about that and he will get it at Collision Course!

Winner by pinfall after 6:29: Akira

"Jobber to the Stars" Jerry Hardman vs Pitbull

Fletcher:- Okay on with the next match-up, it's the jobber king vs the mut brained Pitbull!

Faith:- Hey you'd better watch it insulting all these superstars, McHanagie, Porter, Big Daddy D, Hardman and now Pitbull?

Fletcher:- They're all scum but please don't get me started on that Scotish Gezabell! Listen I aint scared of some Jock! Scotish are bastards and that's all there is to it and frankly McHanagie is the biggest bastard of them all!

Faith:- Whoo you'd better watch yourself!

Fletcher:- Yeah right Faith, whatever, I could...ahhhh!

Faith:- Rob McHanagie just came out of nowhere and pulled my broadcast collegue Karl Fletcher to his feet by his throat! Vicious head-butt by McHanagie! He's moving towards the French announcer's table...HAGGIS FROM HELL RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! FLETCHER LOOK LIKE HE'S DEAD!!! Fletcher is down and I hope my good friend Marcel is all-right, the French table has been destroyed! Fletcher is being carried out of here and Marcel Pires is coming accross to join me so I've been told.

Marcel Pires:- Bonjour le public de Canada, J'aime est Marcel, Bonsoir Raymond!

Faith:- Er can you speak English? Parle Vous Anglaise?

Marcel:- Petit, yes a little!

Faith:- Okay Jerry Hardman, the self-proclaimed "Jobber to the Stars" is in the ring after singing the words to "I should be so lucky" by Kylie Minogue on his way to the ring. Nutcase! Okay Pitbull is now entering the ring after his successful tour of the Orient and he looking to make a name for himself back here in the SWF!

Marcel:- Pitbull is very good, yes, very good, the french people like him.

Faith:- Is that right, okay Pitbull and Jerry Hardman circle each other in the ring and they lock-up in the middle and Hardman comes away with an arm bar, Jerry Hardman twists his arm over and lands a short clothesline! The SWF's resident jobber picks up Pitbull and throws him into the ropes but Hardman put his head down way too soon and Pitbull had all the time in the world to land a clubbing blow to the back! Pitbull scoups him up and picks him up...running powerslam finds the mark! Pitbull covers 1-2-No he pulls Hardman up by the hair!

Marcel:- His hair is very long, he should get it cut a little around the ears!

Faith:- Pitbull pulls Hardman to his feet he's going for a Tombstone but Hardman slips out...wait a minute he just jumped back up into the clutches of Pitbull did he do that on purpose? Tombstone Piledriver!!! Pitbull drags Hardman up and set's him up on the top turnbuckle. Pitbull slides outside and climbs the ropes...he's going for his PITBULL BOMB...HE NAILS IT!!!! Pitbull makes the cover 1-2-NO! Pitbull just pulled Hardman up by the hair again and he's setting him up on the turnbuckle once more! If he wasn't unconcious after that Tombstone he certainly is after that Pitbull Bomb!!

Marcel:- I told him to get a haircut, did I not tell him to get a haircut? Yes I told him to get a haircut, if he didn't have such longa hair he wouldn't 'ave got dragged up and 'ave to suffer more punishment!

Faith:- Pitbull has Hardman set for another Pitbull Bomb...he lifts him up and down hard all the way down to the canvas. Pitbull drops himself down and places the foot accross his chest!

Marcel:- Une, Deux, Trois! It was a formality!

Faith:- Your right there but your french accent is pissing me off get back to your broken table over there frency! Okay Pitbull has the mike!

**Marcel is seen leaving wildly waving his arms about shouting things in a french accent as Pitbull with a mean, pissed off face addresses the crowd**

Pitbull:- Shut up! You people weren't there for me when my parents where killed so why I should I suck up to you like all the other fan favourites do! You make my stomach turn. *Waits for crowd to quiten* Ghoul, I know your listening in the back probably wetting your pants at what you just saw, that was the Pitbull Bomb you have to face tommorrow and it's going to break your damn back!! Your little immitation Ghoul Bomb won't even be a problem for me. Finisher vs Finisher match, the loser never being able to use his version of the finisher again, fine by me! Society will pay for it's crimes and you shall be it's first victim!!!

**Pitbull throws down the mike and exits the ring**

Faith:- Okay fans we're gonna take a commercial break and I'm gonna try and find another broadcast collegue to work with! Don't switch that dial we'll be right back!

Winner by pinfall after 7:43: Pitbull

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Faiths:- We're back fans and we where notified during the break that Ghoul attacked Pitbull backstage as he was leaving the arena *Taped events begin* Ghoul sneak attacked Pitbull from behind and then nailed Pitbull with his Ghoul Bomb off a nearby skip onto the concrete! *Picture comes back into announcer's booth* Pitbull looks in a serious condition, will he be fit to make it to Collision Course?!!! Okay everybody give it up for my new replacement for Karl Fletcher, the one and the only Kelly Bray! Hey Kells!

**Camera gets a real good focus on the classiest, sexiest woman in wrestling**

Kelly Bray:- Don't call me that, only Steve or maybe Fletcher can call me that!

Faith:- By Steve you mean the CEO right!

Kelly:- Of course! *Giggles*

Faith:- Okay right, so who's banging you? Fletcher or Steve as you call him?

Kelly:- Just come right out with it why don't you! This is family TV right? Anyway what makes you think either of them have the qualifications to wake up beside me!

Faith:- That's true I heard Fletcher's still on those hormone treatments if you catch my drift! So there's hope for me?

Kelly:- In your dreams Faith! Oh look it's that Mike Hammer coming down to ringside, he's quite nice but that Porter guy certainly interests me! I bet he can give a girl what she wants!

No Pain vs Mike Hammer

Faith:- Everybody want's Porter! What's he got that I haven't Kelly?

Kelly:- Well I thought that would be obvious Ray!

Faith:- Okay on with the show! Out comes No Pain and he's wearing a "The Prez screwed me" T-Shirt! He really is annoyed with the President of our great company! The bell goes for this contest and we are underway! No Pain charges towards Mike Hammer but Hammer catches him with a reverse elbow and No Pain crashes down to the mat. Hammer drops an elbow and makes the cover 1-2-Kickout! Mike Hammer pulls up NP and lands a European Uppercut which rocks No Pain in his boots and follows it up with a clothesline! Hammer makes another cover 1-2-Shoulder up!

Kelly:- This No Pain is really hanging in there, I like his attidude, maybe I'll give him a ring sometime!

Faith:- He's getting his ass kicked and he still get's your number? Damn I wish I was a wrestler...No Pain and Hammer are both on their feet now and Hammer throws NP into the ropes but No Pain catches him with a flying shoulder-block on the way back! No Pain scoups up Mike Hammer and lands a belly to belly suplex! No Pain is going outside, he's going upstairs! Asai Moonsault....misses!!! No Pain bites the dust and slides out the ring to recover! The referee is seeing to No Pain but uh oh...Clay Edge is in the ring...he picks up Mike Hammer and set's him up for his inverted pedigree he calls the EDGE OF INSANITY!!! HE NAILS IT!!! EDGE SLIDES BACK OUT AND HEADS TO THE LOCKER ROOMS AS NO PAIN CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE...FROG SPLASH...HE COVERS 1-2-3!!!! NO PAIN HAS WON THANKS TO CLAY EDGE!!!

Kelly:- Didn't I tell you No Pain was good! But Clay Edge was obviously trying to get one-up on his PPV opponent Mike Hammer there!

Faith:- No Pain has climbed the top turnbuckle to celebrate his win and he's pointing to his T-Shirt! Hang on a minute I've been told there's been some pushing and shoving going on backstage between Clay Edge and Marty Styles. Those two certainly don't like each other and they are due to meet next Thursday on Rampage but it looks like they wanted to start early!

Kelly:- Sorry about this Ray I have to go now, I've got some duties to perform in the back!

Faith:- What? Wait! No! Come on!!! Please!!!

Winner by pinfall after 9:10: No Pain

Tag Team Title Qualifer

Raw Fusion (Dark Man X/Damien) vs Fallen Angels (Memnoch/Doug Stone)

Faith:- Right it looks like I'm on my own! I don't care! I can handle that! Doug Stone and Memnoch are making there way down to ringside, they are a great team here in the SWF. A team for the future no doubt! On Thursday Night Rampage Doug Stone actually defeated the International Champion himself Marc Gryphon by countout! Unfortunately for Stone titles can't change hands by countout or DQ under normal circumstances but at the PPV it sure will be able to in the Main-Event! I can't believe Spectacle's lawyer actually got the SWF to make these rules and also make Dick Ryder's finisher the Pat Patterson Death Lock illegal during the match! There certainly will be no champions advantage during that match!

**The Fallen Angels finish playing to the fans and out walks Dark Man X and Damien side by side**

Faith:- Here comes Raw Fusion, the brothers in arms! Dark Man X and Damien! This is gonna be a classic tag match! Doug Stone infact may have a big night infront of him tomorrow with the tag tourney continuing put together with his match with Sir Platinum! I've been told that match is going to be a Wheel of Death match, where five different matches are placed in a wheel, two choices from Platinum, two from Stone and one from the CEO, and then the wheel is spun and whatever it stops at they have that match!

**Dark Man X and Damien high-5 each other and Dark Man X steps outside as does Memnoch on the other side of the ring**

Faith:- All-right it looks like it's gonna start off with Damien against Doug Stone. The bell rings and Damien and Stone lock up! Stone get's the sneaky advantage with a sharp kick to the gut! Stone rocks back the head of Damien with a stiff right hand and throws him into the ropes, Damien comes back and flips over Stone with a sunset flip but Stone pulls him up threw his legs.....Damien squirms behind the Dangerous One and lands a release German Suplex! Stone get's to his feet wobbly and catches Damien as he came in with a thumb to the eye. Stone tags in Memnoch and Damien trys to crawl away to his corner but Memnoch pulls him back and drags him to his feet! Memnoch pulls Damien towards the ropes and walks up the ropes rubbing Damien's forhead against them! What a ropeburn! Memnoch throws Damien into the ropes and lands a big clothesline! The fans are getting behind Damien trying to will him to his feet but Memnoch is having non of it and stamps away into the pit of Damien's back! Memnoch takes his time and helps Damien to his feet...he's going for a chokeslam!!! He nails it! 1-2-No Kickout! Memnoch tags back in to Stone but Damien is showing some real guts here! Stone runs the ropes but misses with an leg drop! Damien is reaching for his corner but Stone is getting to his feet and trying to cut him off! Damien is close but Stone has the leg...Damien makes a diving attempt and get's the tag! Dark Man X jumps over the ropes and runs down Stone with a clothesline! And again! Memnoch is in the ring but get's dropkicked over the top rope! DMX is really on fire here !! Dark Man X is setting Stone up for a Powerbomb...Damien is going up top! I believe we're going to see their finisher BROTHERLY LOVE!!! But hang on Stone backbody-drops DMX and Memnoch is back in the ring taking it to Damien....the ref is losing control of this one and he starts yelling at Memnoch to exit the ring!

The ref is reading the riot act to Memnoch....SIR PLATINUM IS IN THE RING....PLATINUM HAS A BRANDING IRON AND CREEPS UP BEHIND STONE...PLATINUM TAPS HIM ON THE SHOULDER....BRANDING IRON TO THE FACE!!! STONE IS IN AGONY!!! PLATINUM SLIDES OUT THE RING AND THE REF TURNS AROUND...DAMIEN GOES UP TOP...LEGDROP FROM THE TOP HE COVERS 1-2-3!!!! SIR PLATINUM IS LAUGHING AS HE MAKES HIS WAY BACK TO THE DRESSING ROOMS BUT WHAT A DISPICABLE ACT BY PLATINUM! STONE HAD NO CHANCE TO KICK OUT!!! HE IS IN A SERIOUS CONDITION!!!

Winners by pinfall after 15:47: Raw Fusion (Dark Man X & Damien)

Marty "Icon" Styles vs Big Punisher

Faith:- What a match there! The Team of Raw Fusion advance into the finals to face High Class, Platinum and Gryphon but I don't think Platinum was thinking about that. He had just one thing in mind and that was to seriously hurt Doug Stone before their match tomorrow!

Anyhows Big Punisher is in the ring with his Hardcore Inc tag partner Rage on the outside as Marty Styles is just about to enter the ring and the fans are going through the usual Marty, Marty, Marty chant! Agent Vega, that's right Vega not Mandell Mr.CEO if your listening has accompanied Styles down to ringside. I believe this match was actually ordered by Commissoner Styles after Big Punisher issued an open challenge.

The ref rings the bell and this one is underway, Styles ducks a big clothesline attempt from Big P and kicks away into the mid-section! Styles nails a swinging neck breaker and covers 1-2-NO! Big Punisher slides out the ring and is consoled by Rage on the outside. Styles waits for him in the ring but wait Clay Edge is in the ring...he swings Styles around and goes for the Edge of Insanity but Styles pushes off Edge and lands the Stylin Stunner!!! Edge tumbles out the ring and Styles trash talks him from inside...Big Punisher with an inside cradle...1-2-Thrrrnooo!!! So close!!!! What an upset that would have been! Styles is up and Big Punisher with a standing side kick but Styles catches the leg and swings him around...Sylin Stunner...he hooks the leg 1-2-3!!! Marty Styles wins this thing despite the attempt by Clay Edge! This feud between Styles and Edge is really heating up!! Styles wins but a good showing from Big Punisher who nearly shocked us all with that insade cradle! What a win that would have been for the youngsters career!

Winner by pinfall after 8:22: Marty Styles

Main Event: Final Tag Team Title Qualifer

Force of Evil (Mark Porter/Lucifer) vs Extreme Justice (Dick Ryder/Travis Lane)

Faith:- You know what I'm sick of carrying this broadcast on my own, I'm going to make some bum famous!

**Raymond Faith get's out of his seat and looks the crowd up and down before pointing one lucky fan out. The man in his early 20s wearing a Big Daddy D T-Shirt steps over the barriers and sits down beside's Faith**

Faith:- So what's your name, Bob?

Fan:- No man it's Zac, wow I can't believe I'm on worldwide television wooooooow!!!

Faith:- Urm okay, so anyway your going to call this next match-up with me, just don't be a smart ass! So your a Big D fan?

Zac:- Oh yeah! Big Daddy D is gonna run over that lame Marc Gryphon tommoz and bring home the gold to all his Big D'ites! That has-been Aussie-trash, Powerhouse is gonna get what's coming to him as well soon enough!

Faith:- Well it's Main-Event time on the Eve of Destruction and as ever Kelly Bray has the mike!

**Kelly having changed to a rather classy business suit begins the introductions**

Kelly Bray:- This tag team match is sceduled for one fall and the winners will advance to the finals at the Pay-Per-View! Introducing first weighing in at a combined weight of 635lbs, The Leader of the Evil Angels, Lucifer and his business partner in evil...The Devil Mark Porter!!!!

**"Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood plays out over the soundspeakers and out walks Mark Porter followed by Lucifer**

Faith:- So what do you think of this team Zac?

Zac:- Lucifer is wicked man and Porter is absolutely awesome! This time is a major kick ass team!

Kelly Bray:- And there opponents weighing in at a combined weight of 529lbs...The Jehovas Witness Of Whoop A$$...Travis Lane and the Undisputed Supreme Wrestling Federation Champion..."Rock Hard" Dick Ryder!

**"Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Bros plays out and walking slowly to the ring comes the members of Extreme Justice**

Zac:- Extreme Justice is cool dude, they totally busted some Rev X ass the other week! Wicked!

Faith:- That they did and it looks like it's gonna be Travis Lane starting off against Mark Porter. They lock up and Lane comes away with a side headlock but Porter pushes him off into the ropes and both men run the ropes. Lane ducks a clothesline and they come to meet again but Porter lifts up the big boot and Lane falls to the canvas. Porter pulls Lane up to his feet and pushes Travis Lane into the neutral corner and stomps away! The referee get's in Porter's face but "The Devil" gives him an insane sick look and the ref runs for cover. Porter picks up Lane and tosses him outside! Ryder enters the ring illegally but it doesn't seem to matter as Porter mows him down with a huge clothesline! Porter picks himup for the nasty, nasty backbreaker accross the knee!!!

Zac:- Man that's gotta hurt! Dick Ryder's on his back for once!

Faith:- Heh heh! Porter tags in Lucifer and he picks up Ryder and scoup slams him into the canvas and follows it up with a legdrop accross the throat. Lucifer throws Ryder into the ropes but Lucifer misses with a clothesline and Rock Hard grabs ahold of Lucifer and applys an extremely tight looking bearhug!!! Ryder is squeezing all the air out of Lucifer here but Lucifer doesn't seem to be showing any pain on the outside!

Zac:- That's cause he's dead or something right? He's Satan! That's cool! Heh Heh Heh Heh!

Faith::- Stop it Beavis! Lucifer stumbles back into a corner and breaks the hold! Lucifer stumbles forward and makes the tag! Porter runs towards Ryder but he too makes the tag and Travis Lane catches Porter with a drop toe hold! Lane scrambles into position and applys a headlock on the mat but Porter squrims out the back and both men get to their feet! Travis throws Porter into the ropes but Porter lands a massive spine buster!! What a move! Porter is picks up Lane but he see's Rob McHanagie with the British-Empire Title around his waist and drops Lane as he trash talks with McHanagie! Wait a minute Rob McHanagie's manager The Man is in the ring and he levels Porter accross the back of the head with a 2 by 4 sending him to the outside!!! Porter is up but Dick Ryder blindsides him from behind with a chop block on the outside! RYDER IS APPLYING HIS PAT PATTERSON DEATH LOCK BUT FOR SOME REASON HE IS FINDING IT EXTREMELY HARD...WAIT HE HAS IT LOCKED ON!!!!

Zac:- What's up with him he can't exactly miss with the asset Mark Porter apparently has heh heh heh!!!

Faith:- RYDER HAS THE VICE LOCK ON AND LANE IS HOLDING BACK LUCIFER!!! THE REFEREE IS UP TO 8...9....PORTER SOMEHOW BREAKS FREE...10....PORTER SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING BUT THE REF IS RINGING THE BELL!!! I BELIEVE RYDER AND LANE HAVE WON BY COUNTOUT!!! PORTER CAN'T BELIEVE IT AND HE'S GOING BALLISTIC! TRAVIS LANE RUNS INTO HIM BUT PORTER SET'S HIM UP...MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT!!! SPECTACLE IS RUNNING DOWN TO RINGSIDE AND HE'S TAKING IT TO RYDER ON THE OUTSIDE! MCHANAGIE IS STILL WATCHING FROM THE ENTRANCE WAY BUT HIS MANAGER IS STILL IN THE RING! PORTER SEE'S HIM AND "THE MAN" IS BACKING OFF BUT PORTER SMASHES HIM WITH A DEADLY CLOTHESLINE! THAT WAS THE DEVIL'S PATH! PORTER HAS HIM SET UP FOR THE MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT....HE HIT'S IT! BUT PORTER ISN'T FINISHED HE'S SETTING HIM UP AGAIN...ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT! LUCIFER IS STOMPING AWAY AND ROB MCHANGIE IS HEADING BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOMS HE'S LEFT HIS MANAGER...SPECTACLE AND RYDER ARE STILL BRAWLING IT OUT! FANS WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE PAY-PER-VIEW!!!

Winners by Countout after 24:17: "Extreme Justice" Dick Ryder & Travis Lane

(The show closes with Mark Porter destroying McHanagie's manager in the ring with Motorcycle Accident after Motorcycle Accident as Ryder gains the upper hand on Spectacle on the outside with Spectacle caught in the Pat Patterson Death Lock)

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