FOR PEOPLE WITH FUNNY FEATURES
1. When He comes into a room, the MICE jump on chairs.
2. He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
3. She looks like a dream - More like a 'nightmare'
4. She has everything a man would desire - including heft, bulging MUSCLES and a mustache.
5. He's the kind you have to look at twice - The first time you don't believe it.
6. She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her.
7. She's be safe from advances, even if she cooked 'NAKED' in a 'Lumber Camp'.
8. She told a cop, " A man is following me, I think he must be MAD". The Cop agreed.
9. If MOSES had seen him, there would be another COMMANDMENT.
10. He can't run for PRESIDENT - They couldn't get his NOSE on a stamp.
11. She lost her job as a cook, she's so 'COCKEYED', the guests never knew where their next meal was coming from,
12. Boy!! Was she embarrassed when she was asked to remove the MASK from her face at a MASQUERADE ball - she wasn't wearing one.
13. She has LONG BLACK HAIR and wears LONG BLACK GLOVES to cover it.
14. Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from 'PEROXIDE'
By L.Safian
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