TOP 10 INSULTS FOR FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS

1. He sticks with his friends till, DEBT DO THEM PART.

2. He is always around - WHEN HE NEEDS YOU.

3. If he ever needs a friend, - HE WILL HAVE TO BUY A DOG.

4. He only likes you, if.. YOU DISLIKE THE SAME PEOPLE HE DISLIKES.

5. He remembers what he gives, and FORGETS WHAT HE GETS.

6. You can always depend on him, TO DEPEND ON YOU.

7. If he went to visit all his friends in the city, HE WOULD BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES.

8. He picks his friends, TO PIECES.

9. He uses his friends as a 'drawing account, BUT HE NEGLECTS TO MAKE DEPOSITS.

10. If you have him for a friend , YOU DON'T NEED ANY ENEMIES.

L. Safian.

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