I would look like a Happy Duck Too
* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete"
and start all over!

* To get your daily exercise, just click on "run";
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.

* Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

* To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

* To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

* To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

* If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

* When you lose your car keys, click on find.

* "Help" with the chores is just a click away.

* Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

* And, we could click on "SEND NOW"
and a Pizza would be on it's way!

PAGES PACKED WITH FABULOUS HUMOR

Nicknames (twisted)	PLAYBOYS	MEANIES
Funny Features	GOLDIGGERS	Himbos & Bimbos
You Henpecked?	Marriage (past)	PLAYGIRLS
JOSIE	Few Fab Jokes	One Fab Joke
Fairweather Friends	MEN and COFFEE	An Irish Pig
GUYS	Learn Chinese	DESPERADOS
The Bitter Half	Weigh Yourself	WACKY SITES
WARNING	If Life Was	Rum & Coke
Sad Sacks	Women's Birthdays	Vincent VanGogh
Optimists	Safe Fax	Missing Work
Taliband on the run	Hillary

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