CHRISTINE'S
TOP 10 PLAYBOY ONELINERS
1. He loves his neighbors, especially their wives.
2. He loves 'babes', especially those born sixteen to 25 years ago.
3. Everyone calls him 'CHESTNUT', because he's nuts about chests.
4. He's the friendly type - always inviting women up for a 'Scotch & Sofa'.
5. He's the kind that men don't trust too 'far' and women don't trust too 'near'.
6. He always hangs around a 'woman with a past', hoping that History will repeat itself.
7. He acts as if he just invented 'SEX' and can't wait to spread the 'idea' around.
8. He prefers well 'FORMED' women to well 'INFORMED' women.
9. As a 'husband' he acts like a 'BOSS,'and as a 'boss', he acts like a 'HUSBAND'.
10. He fired his secretary,because of lack of experience, all she knew was shorthand & typing.
He was a victim once of an 'air disaster' - her husband flew home instead of catching the train.
By L. Safian
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