1. SHE has a heart like the 'ARMY' 'open' to all men between eighteen and forty-five..
2. SHE'S preparing for an 'EUROPEAN TOUR' - she's learning how to say "YES"in five languages.
3. SHE knows how to say things with HER 'TORSO'
that other girls was a lot of time putting into words.
4. SHE'D rather have 'Beauty & Curves' than brains,
she knows that 'the AVERAGE MAN can see better than he can think'.
5. SHE'S the 'demure,' shy type-the kind you have to WHISTLE at twice.
6. She says, "WHO NEEDS BRAINS?" Fellows don't whistle at 'Brains'.
7. She's a PUBLIC RELATIONS GIRL,
Her biggest job is keeping her relations from becoming public.
8. Ask her if she's 'FREE' for some night and she answers.
" No, but I'll be reasonable."
9. She recently met a man in the 'strangest way' - they were 'INTRODUCED'.
10. She's so 'POPULAR' because of her tight sweaters and loose habits.
11. TIGHT CLOTHING is said to stop circulation, but so far as she's concerned,
the tighter her clothing the more she's in circulation.
12. She's an 'EXPERT' at keeping MEN 'HIP notized.'
By L.Safian
Go through all the insults in all the sections, and I can assure you, that you will have the right retort in your head at the right time. When I am not rolling on the floor laughing, I am just wondering how anyone can get so funny.
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