Why are bananas never lonely?
How do you catch King Kong?
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
What's yellow and writes?
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
What's yellow and always points to the north?
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
Why don't bananas snore?
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?
What's yellow and flashes?
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?
What would you call two banana skins ?
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
What would you call two bananas?
What is long and yellow and always points north?
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Knock knock
Knock Knock
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Because they hang around in bunches. 
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough already
Try to cheer it up.
A ball-point banana.
An electric banana.
A magnetic banana.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
She left him out in the sun too long.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
A banana with a loose connection.
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
A pair of slippers.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
"You have a lot of appeal."
Cut it in half.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
A pair of slippers.
A magnetic banana.
Slippers !
Boonanaa !
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
