Graves you are a sham and have little idea about authentic Dorkshire ways!
The Emails
The original E mail sent by the DSP has been lost so we may only start with Max Graves' reply dated to 18/6/00. It details the procedure for sending any stories on the Leadership
Dear Dickie Dirt,
Many thanks for getting in touch about your dirt on Alex.
First of all, let me assure you that I am in-deed genuine, and abseloutley serious about getting as much information as possible to help discredit the Dorkshire tyrants.
Secondly, may I also assure that you any information you send to me that gets published on my web-site will be in strict confidence, and no mention of your name will be made, unless you wish it to be otherwise.
Please get in touch with your information as soon as possible, as any delay only lets the Dictators recover and further build up their strength.
Yours,
Max Graves.
The DSP replied with this E mail, do you recognise it Graves?
Dear mr Graves
C an I call you Max?
I fear for my life at the moment.
I think Alex and Graham know where I am.
I can send you some info on them both soon,
I served in the army with Alex and knoiw a few things about him that no-one else does, I am on the picture he has published on his site, the one with the HMG, I am on the left hand side of Alex.
I will reply soon when I know the coast is clear
Dickie
There was then a long time lapse between posting the above E mail and the reply below dated to 12/10/00. Is perhaps because Max Graves lacks organisational skills, or was suffering due to injuries incurred by the meeting of Graves and Alex in the woods?
Dear Mr Dirt...
I must apologise for not getting back to you sooner, or for yet
including any of your information on my web site... Please
understand that after the incident in the woods with Alex, I had
to go into hiding in order to recover, and return to the fight for
freedom stronger than ever.
Please, on no account send your information to the Shadow... It
is my firm belief that this man and the DNA organisation that he
represents are just as equal a threat to the freedom of the people
of Dorkshire as Graham and the hideous Alex... DNA do not offer
freedom, merely the replacement of one dictator with another.
As I am now fully recovered, I will begin work to add some of
your previous e-mails to my web pages, and any further
information that you have would be most welcome.
Remember, it is through people like yourself resisting oppression
in every way possible, and by sending information to the right
sources - currently myself, and the Down with Dorkshire leader
Katie Johnson (who can be contacted through me...), that the
fight for freedom can be won.
Yours...
Max Graves.
This final reply from Graves was dated to the same day and demonstrates the fact that Graves is only intersted in gossip, not actual hard facts! He at no point asks for any further identification of the E mailer! His lust for garbage blinkers his so called 'profesional approach' to fighting the Leadership
Dear Mr Dirt...
I forgot to mention this in my last e-mail, but I need to know
whether you want to remain anonomous when I add your
information to my web page, or if you are prepared to have your
name and picture (the one of you and Alex next to the heavy
machine gun in the war).
Posting your name along with the story would give it added
credability, but woud open you to attack from the Dorkshire
leadership. Mr M has given me his word that should you want to
have your name included, he can assign a number of his personal
bodyguards to protect you from any attempted assault, murder, or
kidnapping.
Yours, Max Graves.
This reply to Graves' E mail is the final draft approved by the Leadership to be sent to Graves to lure him into the DSP trap. It is copied word for word on Graves' site! Evidence that Graves is a fake and a power greedy gossip-monger, who has more time on his hands than is respectful.
Dear mr Graves,
Thank you for getting back in touch.
When Alex and I served in the war, he displayed strange ways of acting. He would walk around ,mutttering to himself, and then suddenly leap to his feet to anounce that he had solved the world's transport problems! We would ask him, but he mearly said 'wait and see'. I never knew what he was talking about. Other abnormalities that pervaded his character included lengthy discussions of the role of scrabble in government.
It was during the siege of Constantinople when our unit was trapped in an alcove on the beach that Alex, really showed his madness. He began screaming that if the enemy wouldn't let us go he would kill all of us (his unit.). He ran out of the cave and began weeping for his life. we had to give him covering fire. We shouted for him to return, but he ran to the enemies lines and surrendered without a fight! We later over ran the enemies postion and found Alex in their headquarters talking to the officers drinking port and talking in their language. When we took the officers prisoner, Alex claimed he had done it single-handedly when our officers asked, and he ordered us not to answer any questions. It is only now that this truth can come out. I have more war stories about Alex, but the past is a distant memory and I need time to recall them. Also I am an Old man now and do not fear Alex as much as I thought I did, you may use my name...
I'll be in touch
D. Dirt
Dorkshire goes to various Levels to check the authenticity of it's work, others obviously don't.
Come in Graves, your time is up.
