Work and Dorkshire
Because Dorkshire is to be a single entity against the rest of the country, we must have stringent rules which will apply to all Dorks (A Dork is an individual who embraces the qualities of Dorkshire.). Dorkshire shall reopen all the mines and pits that where closed during the 1980s, this caused both Derbyshire and Yorkshire to loose their regionality. Dorkshire shall reclaim this right and give the Dorks a power base from which shall spring work and fulfilment. The honest hardworking Dork shall spend their time down the pit digging the very essence of life in Dorkshire: Coal! No payment shall be given for this toil as the leaders of Dorkshire have deemed it more politically fulfilling if people are not given material tokens for honesty. The people shall be able to create a spiritual wellbeing inside themselves that is almost utopian. 'Almost utopian' because utopia itself shall be embodied by the state, and no individual is better than the state except the two great leaders. Dorks will have a whole range of Honest Dorks, down t'pit
Education and Dorkshire
The mighty leaders of Dorkshire have decreed that
education is a privilege and NOT a right. The
schools shall be closed along with the colleges and
universities. Education is for only the intellectual
and spiritual leaders of Dorkshire and anybody
studying without a license, risks criminal sentencing
that could result in the death of the individual.
The everyday Dorks are not of suitable sound mind or
body to be able to grasp basic concepts such as
reading and writing. The Dorkshire leaders feel it
is fair to allow all Dorks to work for the benefit of
the state regardless of age, sex and nationality.
Everybody is an equal Dork in the eyes of Dorkshire;
education only challenges this concept and seeks to
destroy the state and the freedom of the individual.
School's out forever! This is the kind of thing we are fighting against!
Holidays and Dorkshire
What with Dorks following the working way to better
themselves, you would expect them not to require a
holiday, but the Dorkshire leaders, in their
magnanimity, have allowed a certain amount of days to
be taken on holiday. From a working year of 365 days
Dorks are permitted a total of 1 day holiday. 'This
is too generous' most Dorks will be thinking, but the
leaders have allowed for a release of 1 day by
calculating the amount of days lost against profits
and found 1 day each to be the maximum allowance for
rest. The holidays in Dorkshire have to be in a
strictly controlled fashion, the same as the rest of
the state. The leaders have designated certain spots
of outstanding natural beauty that are politically
correct for enjoyment by Dorks. They are listed
here:
Ravenscar
Hope Valley
Rotherham Duffield
The last two are of obvious interest
as all Dorks should know that these are the birth
places of the Dorkshire leaders and will be revered
across the state as places of pilgrimage. The Beauty of Rotherham
Warfare and Dorkshire
As is evident with all higher states warfare has to
enter the equation somewhere. Dorkshire is no
different. Besides working down pits, Dorks shall be
allowed to work in factories in order to create the
new T54 tanks that are currently the brainchild of
your leader Alex. Warfare is as essential to
Dorkshire's struggle as water is essential to a
fish's breathing pattern. Warfare creates work for
Dorks and enjoyment for the leaders. To create we
must destroy!
Dorkshire's fortifications
shall be re-built
Crime and Dorkshire
Dorkshire has a duel poolicy on Crime, Death or imprisonment. A floating Prison has been created to house anyone found guilty of lesser criminals. These criminals are to be housed off the Scarbrough coast in a prison ship: DS Marion.
The prisoners are to be clothed in prison uniform with lead sewn into the lining so escape is impossible. Overcrowding will be dealt with by throwing several prisoners over the side everyso often. This will also serve as a deterant to the other Prisoners thinking about rioting.
People sentenced to death in Dorkshire shall be killed live on DTV1 and 3 on saturdays, just after the program 'Are the Leadership better than Life?'.
Click here to see more about the crimes that are not tolerated by Dorkshire.
This information was brought to you by elements working for Dorkshire working for a brighter future for you and your kind. Think strong, think Dork!
