11th March: Alex goes online from his presidential palace. A great day for Dorkshire, Alex may now conduct the affairs of office from the comfort of his own gaff.
10th March: The Down With Dorkshire movement is shown for the fraudulent scam that it is. The leadership implemented the entire operation including the website! Shocking news to Dorkshires enemies! Now they have no flag around which to rally! Crush the weak, Go Dorkshire, GO!
5th-8th March: Following the success of Graham's speach tour, Alex embarks on his own, Due to the physical stress of touring, he is unable to find time to respond to all the enquiries on the guestbook. The tour culminates with a screaming match with three children outside 'Jacksons' supermarket. Potential voters are impressed.
3rd March: Crushing blow for Dorkshire's enemies as Alex and Graham repatriate the 'Thornton-Le-Dale' uprising.
2nd March: Dorkshire guestbook back on line after a failed attempt at sabotage by anti-Dorkshire contingents.
1st March: Graham returns home looking harder than before. Alex introduces tough measures on pub brawls.
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