Max Graves
This neferious fool is none other than James Mcquillen! A Student at York University. Using the free internet facilities at York University, James has materminded a plan to attack the Dorkshire Leadership, it has failed james! Give up to the DSP!
Anti-Dorkshire League This is not a worry anymore, it is just fradulent! A web site set up by the Dorkshire Leadership to weed out the antisocial elements of Dorkshire! This particular 'Enemy' is no threat what so ever!
Down With Dorkshire This is affiliated with the above movement, but again this 'enemy' has been created by the Leadership. Pay it no mind.
The UnderGround Another abhorent cult. Although smaller than the Anti-Dorkshire League, these fools are no less dangerous. Led by the charismatic John Clay. John Clay has now been locked in the Dungeons of Rotherham and is not allowed out!
Mac Abre This one is an independent entity. Possibly the least dangerous of all anti-Dorkshire operatives, Mac Abre works alone. Mac Abre is known in his human name as Rob Morris.
8 Dave or 'Dennie' Egan. When trying to threaten Dorkshire, Egan, don't use Pink Floyd Titles in Guestbook entries, it's just too obvious!
these vagabonds, cheats and liers are all active in attempting to destory Dorkshire and it's marvelous leaders. They shall be stopped, oh yes they shall.