Hello fellow Dorks and welcome to a special tour around Dorkshire with your Leader Alex. On this special tour, Alex will take us around some of his favorite places within Dorkshire and describe them to us. This is a very special event as our Leaders are very rarly seen outside their castles these days!
We start this article with a quick interveiw with Alex:
Q. How did Dorkshire get started?
A. Well, it was an idea that formulated in my mind and in Graham's psycotic episodes, which created the dream of Dorkshire.
Q. Where do you think Dorkshire will go from here?
A. To the top!
Q. What do you think of the recent troubles down t'pit?
At this point the interview ceased with arrival of the DSP who took the anti-Dorkist interveiwer away for re-education.
We begin the tour with a picture of Alex outside his palace, Alex :"Yes, this building was created with the blood of the workers, literally, the foundations are made from the bodies of dead Dorks!"
In this next picture, Alex shows us the headquarters of the Dorkshire Secret Police, Alex: "This is the secret headquarters and the place where all the anti-Dorksists are taken. John Clay and Katie Johnson have both spent time in here!"
Conected to the DSP headquarters is Rotherham's Peoples Hell Prison. Alex: "This photo is quite old in that it shows Katie Johnson at the window of the Prison during her incarceration before her execution. The conditions within this prison are some of the worst on earth!"
The next picture in the sequence shows Alex and Graham at their favorite thinking place. Alex: "We use this alot for dreaming up new ideas for Dorkshire, the picture shows me in my favorite contemplating pose, and it looks as though Graham has just had another great idea!"
There will be more pictures of 'A Tour Round Dorkshire' soon, so keep watching this space!
