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Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands
holding
stone
tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline
that
reads:
"For fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign
with
red
letters that said, "Open Sundays." The church reciprocated with
its
own
message:
"We are open on Sundays, too."
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear
one!
A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at
a
church.
When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the
pastor fixed
the
outside
sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before
you
know how
strong they are.
God so loved the world that he did not send a
committee.
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out
alright.
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours
are long and
the
pay
is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this
world.
It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages
of sin.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being
born again.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to
obtain eternal
fire
insurance soon.
This is a CH_ _ CH. What is missing?" ---------> (U R)
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep.
Talk to the Shepherd.
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