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A vicar A vicar one day decides that he doesn't
want to have to take his Sunday
service
today and so he
rings his curate and tells him that he is ill and could
he take
the service for him. As soon as he is off the phone he grabs his golf
clubs and
goes to a club about
ten miles away so he couldn't possibly meet any of
his
parishoners.
As he tees off on the first hole there is no one around
but him.
Up
in heaven St Peter asks God how are you going to let him get away
with
this I
think he ought to be punished.
God agrees and says he will see aboutt
it.
The
Vicar then tees off and the ball flies straight towards
the hole and
rolls
straight in for a HOLE IN ONE!
St Peter turns to God and says, "I
thought
you were going to punish him."
but God only smiles and replies, "Yes
but who's he going to tell?"
