Okay, here's all tha technical crap...
Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish Howie and remind him to stop that phucking winking? And cook breakfast, lunch, and dinner for him? Uh...will you be faithful and all that junk and the other thingz wives do? Agree or Disagree? Well if you agree then repeat after us, Angel and Kaos, your uh, licensed *Virtual* ministerz...
I Wuv Howie Wif All My Heart!
*gag*
Blah, Blah, Blah, "I Howie take this woman..." (uh, hopefully) Blah, Blah, Blah some more.
Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded virtual husband? Huh? Do ya?
