Daniel's...Talkative Quotes

"Ben's a pretty foxy guy. I can't really say anything more about him other than the fact

he's obsessed with sex poses."

"Merci. You guys- you should all be rocking. Are you all rocking? Or are you still cold? Are you cold? Why the fuck aren't you jumping then? You ready to jump? Every single mother fucking one of you - Even the people on the little hills - with their penis in hand. Ready? Alright. We're gonna jump. If you don't jump, if every single person in the whole fucking place isn't jumping around, we're going to play the Australian national anthem three times in a row."

"I'm playing this song by myself so if you want to go to the toilet, this is the time."

"I don't know how a bra works."

"Um, oh fuk, this is uh... love you too... Who's here and who's wild? Ben wants to know who's wild. He said something about having a party. Oh, I dunno what he said but I'm guessing that... oh, any interested females, see Ben later on. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, that's it, you're totally cool. OK, this is, um, now we're gonna do a song about hate... for a change. This is track number five"

"Ben's obsessed with breasts. When he can't get a girl he plays with his own, or mine if he's really bored."

"The next person to say something cool gets to have sex with Ben!"

"Dear Ben, I have never been on a date in my life."

"My dog is a lovely creature...Chris is lovely as well...but i reckon my dog is cuter"

"I don't know if sitting home every day is normal, but that's what I do."

"Hey, you guys back at the snack bar-- get your asses back here and mosh!"

"Chris is not fantastically good with equipment. He hasn't quite got the hang of headphones."

"You can only be young once but you can be immature forever"

"I would have grounded you for ages for listening to techno."

"For all the people that think I'm on heroin, that think I'm gay, and think I fuck turtles -- fuck you!"

"Stop throwing shit. If you're gonna throw stuff, throw it at Ben, just don't throw it at Chris.He's a mean motherfucker and he'll kick your ass."

"I’ll do it in a reef knot. I learnt them at scouts. I was a seconder at scouts, that’s second from a sixer. That’s my problem you see, I can never get to the motherfuking top"

"Who's the fukwit that threw the waterbomb at me? I just happen to be allergic to water, knobjockey!!"

"I'm going to sing the next one by myself, I dunno why. I didn't wanna fucking do it."

"I'm gonna come down and kick all ya fuking arses... that's it, ya fuked, I'm gonna kick all of ya,when ya keep fuking throwing, you don't know how many things I've copped in the head lately, I mean fuck,I'm starting to get a headache. I'll continue from that point."

"At the time, we didnt really have a singer, and we just said 'Someone's gotta sing' and I dont know, somehow it ended up being me, and I just sang with my face to the wall, cause I was too embarrassed to look out" "Stop throwing fucking water bottles at my head. If you are gonna fucking throw them, don't make them full, coz they fucking hurt" "I like to piss on ducks when I'm bored." "Fat boy...ladida i forgot the fuckin lyrics" "All right, um, I've got something to say and it's very important, so listen up. No, it's not important, but if you want, you can listen. Imagine, right, you're like laying in the sand, just laying there, just gettin' sandy, and you develop this really bad, like, fungusy rash. And you started scratching it and it went like yellow, green and whatever other colours fungusy rashes get. And you went to the doctor and they said there was nothing wrong. But it got worse and started coming off on the itchy carpet, and you realized you were allergic to sand and you got it all in your hair and you started going bald and um, developed funny penis-shaped objects on your chest. I just thought that'd be funny."

"Thanks. The top was really good then, the people in the seats were good, positive reinforcement. The people in the seats are rad. I dunno if you can tell I'm lying, but I am, 'cause I couldn't see you, it's just dark, but I'm sure you were. (low house lights go on) Hey, I can see people standing now, it's cool, ahhh ahhh ahhh oh fuck! I just thought of the raddest thing and if you don't do it I'm gonna feel like a fucking idiot but it would be rad if you do it. Can you turn the lights up a little bit more please, Hugh? (full house lights come up) Awesome! Wait, do a Mexican wave! Let's pretend we're at the football, start it, start it, all sit down and do a wave, don't be fucking pussy-footing around and just fucking do it, ya ready, start! (Daniel screams) Yeah, yesss, yesss, yessss, fucking stadium rock! Yeah! The top's my favourite now! Sorry, bottom, you can't do that shit, unless you think of something really fucking special, yeah, have you got any ideas? I've got an idea, all get naked and dance in a circle, that would be awesome, look all these people ready to get naked are standing there saying 'take my clothes off' and no one's doing it! Look, all these people wanna get naked but no one's doing it. Do it! Oh yeah! (laughs) Look at the shirts! (many shirts come off and a girl sitting on someone's shoulders at the front lifts her shirt and flashes her breasts for all the band and crowd to see) Ohhh! (laughs) There we go, yeah, look the crowd loves it, it's very discriminatory but you know if ya wanna do it, you can do it, look at this we're gonna get, we're gonna go to jail, all right, jail! Who's been to jail here? Has anyone in the crowd been to jail? (a few hands go up) Yeah, ya have not, ya haven't been to jail, maybe I reckon a percent, 1 percent of this crowd's been to jail, Ben's been to jail, Ben went to jail for illegal pornography in a barn. All right, we're gonna play now as its starting to get really fucking boring."

"You guys on the floor rock, the floor rocks, yeah, the floor, the floor rocks. But you guys in the seats. OHMYFUKIN`GOD! Some people just don't seem to understand the conecpt of ROCK!"

"Everyone turn to the person next to you and put your tongue in their throat! Fuk, come on, isn't anybody gonna do it? Kiss!"

"Everyone I’m just going to take a brake, so now would be a good time to have your self some sex. Because I seen on sex life that it was good to have sex when you are all hot and sweaty"

"Um, oh fuk, this is uh... love you too... Who's here and who's wild? Ben wants to know who's wild. He said something about having a party. Oh,I dunno what he said but I'm guessing that... oh, any interested females, see Ben later on. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, that's it, you're totally cool. OK,this is, um, now we're gonna do a song about hate... for a change. This is track number five."

"I'm not gonna swear cuz my mum told me not to say fuck...my mum said to me.. she said.. dont swear cuz no ones impressed by the word fuck....this is what i say.. i said FUCK YOU MUM..... just kidding mum its a joke......we're still friends"

"We dance with our dads in nightclubs." <

"We only kiss cats, cos cats are pretty."

"Everybody, look at the person next to them, and if they were a guy, ask how big their penis is and tell me, coz ben is having a competition with everyone, he says his dick is bigger than everyone out there."

"Ben got drunk on Bourbon one night in Melbourne. He just said 'Fck it! I'm shaving my head!' We couldn't find any scissors so I ended up cutting it with nail scissors. It took about four hours! We were raging drunk. Ben woke up and went 'Fuck!'"

"The Rock Melon is mine, Chris!!! Give it here!!! It's mine!! It's mine and no one elses!"

"That's a silly question. I'm not even going to bother. I'm just going to say 'nope.' I have a Rock Melon anyway. I don't need a girlfriend."

"It's my Rock Melon, I love my Rock Melon. My intimate feelings for it are more than any girl, except Sweep."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! Could all the fucking teenies step to the back and let the real fans come up front! Yeah, that's it!" (this quote is one of my personal faves.)

"Think what you want. This is what we are. And if they don't believe us, we say 'Fuck you!'"

"Hey, you guys back at the snack bar-- get your asses back here and mosh!"

"We're an anti-drug, anti-alcohol, anti-everything band."

"You're too fucking quiet! Yell! You've gotta yell! Rock, you've gotta rock the fuckin' house, cos you paid money!"

"some dude in the crowd decided it would be pretty fun to make a guys head bleed, pegged a bottle at my head, it was pretty good, it was fun, there would have been some good pictures but mum's camera got stolen!"

"Ben stole my underwear again!"

"Ben's got a fixation with females. Me and Chris are trying to hold him back, but he's an ANIMAL!!!"

"Ben Gillies- hahaha. Actually I've slept in the same bed as him, but I've never had sexual intercourse with him. I'm not interested. He's not my type. Just sleeping in the same bed as him is bad enough. He snores very loud. He's an animal." (His response to 'Who is the last person on Earth you would sleep with?')

"Yeah, it's an engagement ring! Tim proposed to me!" (The guy who pierced him the second time.)

"I like the way you talk to me... oooooohhh, I like the way you caress my belly."

"If I get a lucky charm and take it everywhere then I'll lose it, because I always lose stuff."

"What?! Yeah, ok later, ... yeah, later we'll go fuck!"

"Stop fucking throwing fucking shit on stage! If you're gonna throw anything throw your fucking selves up here and fuck me!"

"Hey! Oh!" (waited for crowd to repeat)

"Yeah! (they repeat)

"Holy fuck!" (they repeat)

"It's so fucking hot!" (they repeat)

"Sweating my balls off!"(they repeat)

"If any girls sang that, you've got a fucking problem! But if there is any girls here with balls, no listen, wait! If there are any girls here with balls they've got a free backstage pass. They come up on stage and---WAIT! SHUT UP!! You've gotta hear what you gotta do and you might change your mind! You've gotta demonstrate the helicopter, with your pants down and swing your balls, that's...wait! That's no penis! You gotta be a girl with balls! If there is anybody with that deformity, WE LOVE YOU! Want some water? All right!"

"On this album I was purely trying to please myself, and that was it. Musical asturbation."

"Thank you London, I've just officially been crowned Lesbian Wanker!"

"Uh-oh, you've done it now! You've pissed off Chris! Chris is one bad motherfucker

when he's mad. He's gonna come down there...."

"We're not going to play anymore...we're all just going to have sex."