A List about.....

Why you should watch Baseball.
Home

• If you're a White Sox fan, there's a pretty good chance that you'll see a gangbang in addition to the game.
• It's the only sport you can watch while you're drunk and NOT miss anything.
• Hiram Bocachica (DET), Benny Agbayani (NYM), Hee Seop Choi (CHC), Hansel Izquierdo (FLA): with names like these you can’t go wrong.
• 182 games a year for each team, then 4 teams from each league make the playoffs. Baseball is definitely not a waste of time.
• If you’re a player and you’re bald, everyone will be none the wiser.
• A lot of us can't get to first base in real life, but in baseball you probably have a better chance.
• You’ve gotta love a sport in which you whack things with wood and the best team is called the Yankees.
• I think I speak for all of us when I say we all want to orgasm during an Inside-The-Park-Home-Run.
• Baseball churns out the best sports movies. Who can forget such classics as: The Natural, Field of Dreams, Beat the Drum Slowly, Major League, and of course Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch.
• It’s the only place in the world where you can wear stretch pants and still be a man.