Some dedicated Duderanchers might recall a rant I did a while back called, "Sellout in Aisle 5" where I talked about the proper way to sellout. A part of this rant featured an fictional Chunky Soup commercial in which Donovan McNabb was rapping and dodging beef chunks while running to the endzone. You guys seemed to enjoy this part of the rant, so I posted it on the Philadelphia Eagles official webpage to see what they thought. They seemed to enjoy it as well.
So I went to work on a new rant that would be all about fictional Chunky Soup Commercials. It started out as a small project, but my imagination quickly took the reigns and the small commercial turned into an epic movie. This is the Uber-Rant. A fictional movie about Adventures in Chunky Soup.
Seeing as how it turned out being 7 pages typed, single-spaced, I decided to release it in 2 installments and with more visuals. I hope you enjoy it and all of its ridiculousness. And I assure you all I was not on drugs when I wrote it.
~Dr. Delicious
Part One - The Gift