Board Meeting
Welcome to my class. You are late! Tardiness will not be tolerated here! Please be seated.
I am Professor Hugh G. Rection. We will be studying boards. They will be classified in different species. This will help you to identify boards that are worth looking into and postings that you should avoid completely.
Lesson number two! I hope you remembered our last lesson on the boards to avoid. Now, I will be showing you more useless boards. Let us begin.
SUCK-UPS
This species tends to suck up to the 'more popular' people in order to better their social standings. Not much to see on these types of boards and barely worth your time. As our classes go on, you will notice certain people doing this over and over again. You may later refer to them as 'suck-ups'. Now, remember put that under the heading kiss-ass boards.
Suck-Up Board
Suck-Up Board
Suck-Up Board
ATTENTION SEEKERS
This species will do anything and everything to get people to notice them. They usually have not much going for them and quite often lose control of their bodily functions. Most of their time is spent either pleasuring themselves or wandering around aimlessly. Another board to steer very clear of.
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
Attention Seeker
WHORE BOARDS
A rather disgusting species, this one multiplies at an alarming rate. Usually found in great numbers in General Chat. A board you should avoid at all times unless you are planning a trip to your family doctor. The male species of this creature is rather slow and cumbersome, but has the ability to change from male to female at times.
Whore Board
Whore Board
Whore Board
Whore Board
Whore Board
That will be all for today, seeing that's all that your little brain will absorb. I will be bringing you more boards soon and remember, the keyword for today is learn. Take the knowledge that I have given you today and learn to stay away from these species. That is all. Class is dismissed!
