Now that we have passed over the Dirty (30) hump, we have the One Year Anniversary Celebration to look forward to. So Happy 31st Kevin Chew Chronicles Anniversary and here is to 31 more!
There is an old rumor my sister told me when I was a kid. She said that for some reason or another, my father had to poop through a tube that led into the bathtub drain. I have no knowledge of its truth or origin and no desire to inquire (since I showered in the same tub for 20 years and counting). Ask him yourself.
A clean one My dad got pickpocketed and when he discovered who took it, he chased him down and asked for it back. The pickpocketer had taken the cash and threw the rest onto the subway track. The "Good" thief crawled down onto the tracks and got him his wallet back...minus the cash.
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To this day, my parents still warn me to flush twice because they hate seeing my Toilet Casulties doing the Dead Man's Float. I thought it was normal but this seems it happens to me everyday. Am I alone on this?
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WHY? Because everytime they print an article about how attacks on American soil are imminent, I always wind up reading the whole thing and it always end the same way. More paranoia. Screw them all and live free or else Terrorism will have succeeded.
SIDENOTE: I also am a sucker for Taco Bell commercials. Everytime they come out with a new product, I have no choice but to shake my ass to T-Bell and enjoy my diarrhea
-Nothing wakes me up in the morning like a cold "Ring Around the Bowl." The touch of coldness around my bare ass makes me want to invent a toilet seat warmer. Maybe I will just cut a hole in my underwear or better yet...turn them around so the pee-pee hole is facing my bunghole. I am a genus!
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