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Chronic: 40 oz to Free Dumb

"40 ounce to free dumb is the only choice I have to feel good even though I feel bad."
-Brad Nowell

"F*ck the 40 I drink it by the gallon"
-Kid Rock

First I would love to give props to all those who set the standard for the Guestbook Comments. I know that I am not the only one keeping this vibe alive so keep up the good work.

Funny the Way Things Turn Out

One bad thing is always followed by a good one. Because of all of my bitchin' about my favorite radio station going Spanish, I started devoting myself to KROCK. And as always, I am a sucker for contest because I like to win. So I take my shot at calling in and whatdaya know...I win a Coldplay DVD and get entered into this raffle for a Grand Prize trip to see them record their new album in London. So the next day rolls along and I just have this good luck vibe and next thing I know, KROCK is calling me to announce me as the Grand Prize winner. An hour beforehand, I had received a call from my manager telling me that I landed an audition for Law & Order: SVU. Wow! Two great things happening on my Case of the Mondaze. So after all that, I am still waiting for KROCK to call me back to tell me when I am leaving, for how many days, and what is included. This is where I bet the bad part happens. Worst case scenario would be to have the trip fall on the same day I land the role in Law & Order. Everything seems almost too good to be true so now I am forced to keep an extra eye out for that random guy to stab me on the subway and take it all away.

Karma Points

I believe in Karma so much that I actually started making it a daily habit to help people carry things up and down the stairs (EXAMPLE: I helped a lady carry her baby carriage down the stairs). And the reason why I do this...a few days before I got on my Lucky streak, I helped a limping man carry his groceries down the stairs. The Karma Police are always watching!

My Breakthrough

If I land this huge role on Law and Order: SVU, this could open the floodgates for me. My only fear is that I hope I don't get typecasted. After all, I am up for the role of Dave "The Rent-a-Car Guy."

My stunt double

Classic Steve Moment

For Valentine's Day, my old roommate Steve received a teddy bear with a heart attached to it with "I love you" written on it, from his mom. So what would any guy do in this situation...the same thing he did. Rip of the "I love you" heart and give it to his girlfriend. What the hell is a guy going to do with a teddy bear anyway?

HUMBLE MOMENT: When you reach the end of the line of your bar of soap and you are left with a brittle peice that breaks in your hand. In a desperate attempt to be clean (without leaving the shower to get a new bar), you squeeze the soap in your fist and hope you have enough but wind up with soap in the drain to clog it all up.

"This is what happens when you clog the shower drain you Stupid Girl!"

Closer...Last weekend I was informed by my roommate that we had a squirrel in the apartment. What did I do...Go back to sleep while he chased it out the window. Would you get out of bed if you were hungover from Stroh's beer on a Saturday morning to see a large rodent eating your Clusters?

SIDENOTE: I now have a fear of squirrels crawling into my bed and hiding under the covers waiting to feast on nuts.

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