I love the air freshner at work so much that I wound up buying the same exact one for my apartment. Now I am reminded of work everywhere I "go"
This Republican National Convention has painted itself a huge bullseye but the most disturbing part is the fact that they love to give every location on President Bush's Itinerary. The news announced what hotel he is staying at (The Waldolf Astoria), when he is arriving and which firehouse in Queens he will be "hanging at" for a photo session. Is this absolutely necessary? It makes no sense because who really cares?...Protesters and Terrorists
My girlfriend's cat had given birth to 6 kittens which means we had to give some away. And since my co-worker wanted one, I had to put the cat in a bag and bring it with me on my daily commute on the beloved MTA.
Oh what fun it was looking suspicious on the subway with my hand constantly in a black handbag (trying to calm the kitty) during the week of the heightened security and yet no one stopped or questioned me. And once I got into work, I had to make a little home for him in my file cabinet to contain him. I put some food, water and litter for him and what does he do? He knocks over the water all over my files. Lucky for him, I am a sucker for Pussy.
Actual Kitten not pictured
Me Chinese, Me Play Joke...
How does the Roast Pork in your Pork Fried Rice turn Red? Are there red pigs or is it a red cat?
Party Tricks
I was recently at Pam's Graduation/Birthday party and one thing her father is infamous for is great home cooking. So when it came time to eat, I obviously stuffed my face with all his goodies. One thing I remembered he was famous for was his 4 Alarm Chili. And since I love to crap, I would obviously help myself to anything resembling chili. After my first round of eating, I head back to see if I missed anything and low and behold, I spot a crockpot full of chili. I immediatley help myself and start spreading the word. As soon as I sat down, I prepared myself for goodness only to realize (after 2 bites) that I had helped myself to a bowl of homeade tomato sauce. I kept eating a little more because I felt bad wasting it but then I realized I was a fool. Sorry to all the starving people in China but I wound up throwing it out.
Please forgive me China!
Jackie (his girlfriend) and I (Mike Hoahing) are leaving the apartment and she says "Why are you locking the bolt just lock the door lock?"
Well the whole thing was that she was like just lock to door lock if anything. And I was like, "The door lock? Why not the bolt?" Listen, BOLT, door lock, BOLT, door lock, which one would you rather lock?
As you have read in prior Chronic, I have been struggling to play my first game of Counterstrike on-line. After returning my game to Target and emailing the gaming company about my problems with registration, they finally settle my problems and my first game has been played. Problem now is that I am hooked. I was up til 5am playing (mostly getting killed) and my hand has been cramping up because of the uncomfortable use of the mouse/keyboard combination. Well worth the 5 year wait.
My friend Benson is like me and The Donald...we are all germaphobes. We wash our hands before and after we use the bathroom. He recently thanked me for the toilet paper in the bowl trick (to prevent butt splashing when the poop hit the water) and he also revealed a funny story about his past. When he was younger, he got tested for all sorts of STD's, including HIV, and he found out the hard way that he didn't need to since he was still a virgin.
As an Asian, you don't hear that alot...
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