I know a blonde that was so stupid that.......

• - she called me to get my phone number.
• - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
• - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make
• - she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
• - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T
• - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• - she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
• - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• - she tried to drown a fish.
• - she thought a quarterback was a refund.
• - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change
• - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third
• - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked
• - she tripped over a cordless phone.
• - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
• - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
• - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
• - she studied for a blood test.
• - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
• - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
• - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

• - she sold the car for gas money.
• - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
• - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
• - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
• - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
• - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.