The problem with America is stupidity.
I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity,
but why don't we just take the safety labels off
of everything and let the problem solve itself?
We come into this world defenseless.
That's why God gave us baseball bats.
Well, he gave us trees, but we knew what he meant. ~ Blank
Nice shoes! Wanta fuck?
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
The dumber people think you are,
the more surprised they'll be when you kill them!
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching.
Don't ever stop loving,
Don't ever stop believing,
Don't ever stop dreaming your dreams
Are you my star for which a thousand evenings wait?
Pagans do it in circles. :)
Orienteerers do it in the forest!
Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
I'm a little teapot short and stout;
here is my handle, here is my...other handle?
Shit, I'm a sugar bowl!!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I never go anywhere without myself. ~ me
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend forever.
Hey, Bi-World has twice as many rides!
When I just wake up I dont recognise anyone,
and I'm liable to make wierd comments I'll regret later...
something like "Hey, how'd you get out of the cuffs?"
or even "Was I THAT drunk to not remember you last night?" ~Ai'Loki
Consiousness - that annoying time between naps
Last night I was laying on my back watching the stars ...
Then I thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"
I tried snorting coke the other day... But I got an ice cube stuck in my nose. :\
hehe... me fucking? hehehe... I wish...
I'm still sealed in the original casing if you know what I mean!
You are acting like your head just fell out you ear!
I'm sorry, that just broke my brain! ~ Kat
"We should mention that bringing a fuel into intimate contact with oxygen
is not sufficient to start a combustion process.
(Thank goodness it is not. Otherwise, the whole world would be on fire now.)"
~ My Thermodynamics text book
Observe the stealthy hunter as he quietly approaches the helpless cheeseburger...... ~ Talboo
Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
You are living a reality I left years ago
It quite nearly killed me.
The fiery blood of my ancestry burns pure in my veins.
You're a naughty girl,
go to my room!
I'm walking in the woods talking to my small scared little inner child..
Then I turn his attention towards a rock behind him.
AND SMACK THE LITTLE BITCH RIGHT DOWN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! :-D
I don't get mad; I get stabby!
