"My child is an honors student."
Yeah! Well, my child is god to billions of Asians!!
A flashlight is a case for dead batteries
"Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families"
Conscience is what hurts when the rest feels good.
"I have morals, they're just subject to revision as the situation dictates."
"Loneliness is the way by which destiny endeavors to lead man to himself"
"The vanity of others runs counter to our taste only when it runs counter to our vanity."
"what do you call a 7 course meal for an Irishman?
.....A potato and a 6 pack of guinness!"
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds;
our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
"Religions are like a swiss army knife, just use the parts you need..." ~ E J
"The reason some people are alive is simply because it's against the law to kill them"
"Even if you're an idiot, you'll still scream when you hit a tree!"
"To error is human, to really mess up takes a computer."
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
I don't get mad; I get stabby!
Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! :-D
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
