The dumber people think you are,
the more surprised they'll be when you kill them!
I'm a little teapot short and stout;
here is my handle, here is my...other handle?
Shit, I'm a sugar bowl!!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I never go anywhere without myself. ~ me
WOW! I never had someone's head go up there before!!
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....
not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.."
Consiousness - that annoying time between naps
Last night I was laying on my back watching the stars ...
Then I thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"
I tried snorting coke the other day... But I got an ice cube stuck in my nose. :\
You are acting like your head just fell out you ear!
I'm sorry, that just broke my brain! ~ Kat
Observe the stealthy hunter as he quietly approaches the helpless cheeseburger...... ~ Talboo
I think i've gone nuts! Any suggestions?
Hats of Meat!!
You are living a reality I left years ago
It quite nearly killed me.
The fiery blood of my ancestry burns pure in my veins.
Out pulling my brain out,
having it analyzed
and then shoving if back in.
So..... The Ebola virus...... That's gotta suck, huh?
Nipples do not substitute as pop out turkey thermometers.
The imaginary dead guy was right...!
