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Zuko: I underestimated him once. I won't let it happen again. Sokka: Yeah, we're all going to get eaten by a spirit monster. Sokka: I got it! He's an Earthbender, right? Rocky! You know... from the rocks and stuff... Katara: We're going to keep trying but that's a good backup. Bumi: Open your brain to the possibilities. Fire Warrior: Look! That lemur is Earthbending! Sokka: No, you idiot! The girl! Iroh: Even in exile my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. Zuko: Did you really mean that, Uncle? Iroh: Of course. I told you Ginseng Tea was my favorite. *after dueling Admiral Zhao* Zuko: Next time you get in my way, I promise I won't hold back. Sokka: Would you sit down! If we hit a bump you'll going to go flying off. What's bugging you anyways? Aang: It's what Avatar Roku said. I'm supposed to master all four elements before that comet arrives. Sokka: Well, let's see. You've pretty much mastered Airbending and that only too you 112 years. I'm sure you can master three more elements before next summer. Aang: I haven't even started Waterbending and we're still weeks away from the North Pole! What am I gonna do?! Katara: Calm down. It's gonna be okay. If you want I can try and teach you some of the stuff I know. Aang: You'd do that? Katara: We'll need to find a good source of water first. Sokka: Maybe we can find a puddle for you to splash in. *All three standing in front of a giant waterfall* Sokka: Nice puddle. Zuko: What's the meaning of this mutiny?! No one told you to change course! Iroh: Actually, someone did. I assure you it is a matter of utmost importance Prince Zuko. Zuko: Is it something to do with the Avatar? Iroh: Even more urgent! It seems I, ugh, I've lost my Lotus Tile. Zuko: Lotus Tile? Iroh: For my Pai Sho game. Most people think the Lotus Tile insignificant but it is essential for the unusual strategy that I implore. Zuko: You changed our course for a stupid Lotus Tile? Iroh: See, you, like most people, underestimate it's value. Just give me ten minutes to check the merchants at the Sporum Kal. Hopefully, they'll have the Lotus Tile in stock and I can get on with my life. Zuko: *breaths fire* Iroh: I'm lucky to have such an understanding nephew. Merchant: Who's brave enough to look into this bag?! Pirate: Earth Nation. Fire Nation. Water Nation. So long as bargans are you inclination, you're welcome here! Don't be shy, come on by! Oh, you there! I can see from your clothing that you're world traveling types. Perhaps I can interest you in some exotic curios? Aang: Sure! What are curios? Pirate: I'm not entirely sure, but we got 'em! Sokka: Wait a minute. Sea loving traders, with suspiciously accuired merchandise, and pet reptile birds? You guys are pirates! Pirate: We prefer to think of ourselves as high-risk traders. Aang: I used to kind of look up to pirates but those guys were terrible. Katara: I know. That's why I took this. *holds out Waterbending scroll* Aang: No way! Katara: Isn't it great! Sokka: No wonder those guys were trying to hack us up. You stole their Waterbending scroll! Katara: I prefer to think of it as high-risk trading. Aang: *laughs* Good one Katara. Iroh: I checked all the shops on this pier. Not a Lotus Tile in the entire market place. Zuko: It's good to know this trip was a complete waste of time for everyone! Iroh: Quite the contrary. I always say the only thing better than finding something you were looking for is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain! Zuko: You bought a Sungi Horn? Iroh: For music night on the ship. Now, if we only had some woodwinds... Pirates: *captured the Avatar* I got him! Let's go! Sokka: Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap? *gets captured too* Katara: Aang, this is all my fault. Aang: No, it isn't. Iroh: Yeah, it kind of is. Sokka: Aang, are you there? Aang: I'm over here! Follow my voice! Sokka: Where? I can't find you! Aang: I'm right here! *pushes smoke away from him, exposing all the Firebenders and pirates around him. pushes smoke back in place* Uh, never mind, I'll find you. Iroh: *pushes Zuko and pirate apart* Are you so busy fighting you can not see your own ship has set sail?! Zuko: This is no time for your proverbs Uncle! Iroh: It's no proverb. *all three watch the Avatar sail off with the pirate ship* Pirate: Bleeding hog monkeys! Zuko: Hahahaha! *Zuko and Iroh watch as the pirates laugh and sail of with their boat* Zuko: Hey! That's my boat! *runs after them* Iroh: Maybe it should be a proverb. Zuko: Come on Uncle! *Zuko and Iroh stop running after their boat* Zuko: My boat! Iroh: Hahaha! Prince Zuko, you're really gonna get a kick out of this. The Lotus Tile was in my sleve the whole time! Zuko: *breaths angrily, grabs Lotus Tile, and throws it down the waterfall where it hits a pirate on the head* Cabbage Merchant: *rubs cabbage* Aang: *destroys cabbage cart* Cabbage Merchant: My cabbages! This place is worse than Omashu! Sokka: Uh uh! We're not flying this time. Aang: Why wouldn't we fly? Sokka: Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. They spot Appa. He's just too noticeable. Katara: Appa's not too noticeable! Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kind of hard to miss! Appa: *groans* Aang: Sokka's just jealous because he doesn't have an arrow. Sokka: I know you all want to fly but my instincts tell me we should play it safe this time and walk. Katara: Who made you the boss? Sokka: I'm not the boss. I'm the leader. Katara: *scoffs* You're the leader?! But, your voice still cracks! Sokka: I'm the oldest and I'm a warrior so I'm the leader. Katara: If anyone's the leader, it's Aang. He is the Avatar. Sokka: Are you kidding me?! He's just a goofy kid! Aang: *hanging off Appa's horn upside down* He's right. Katara: Why do boys always think someone has to be the leader? I bet you wouldn't be so bossy if you kissed a girl. Sokka: I've kissed a girl! You just haven't met her! Katara: Who? Gran Gran? I've met Gran Gran. Sokka: No, besides Gran Gran! Look, my instincts tell me we have a better chance of slipping through on foot and a leader has to trust his instincts. Katara: Okay. We'll try it your way oh wise leader. Aang: Who knows?! Walking might be fun! *a few miles later* Aang: Walking stinks! How do people go anywhere without a flying bison?! Katara: Well I don't know Aang. Why don't you ask Sokkas instincts? They seems to know everything. Sokka: Haha. Very funny. Aang: I'm tired of carrying this pack. Katara: You know who you should ask to carry it for a while? Sokkas instincts! Aang: That's a great idea! Hey, Sokkas instincts?! Sokka: Okay, okay. I get it! Look you guys, I'm tired, too, but the important thing is that we're safe from the Fire Nation. *they all walk into a Fire Nation camp* *Fire Nation soldier is knocked out* Aang: Nice work Sokka! How'd you do that? Sokka: Uh, instinct? Sokka: *war cry as he prepares to hit a Fire Nation soldier* Jet: *knocks out Fire Nation soldier before Sokka* Sokka: Hey! He was mine! Jet: Gotta be faster next time. Katara: Um, thanks for saving us Jet. We're lucky you were there. Jet: I should be thanking you. We were waiting to ambush those soldiers all morning. We just needed the right distraction. And then you stumbled in. Katara: We were relying on instincts. Jet: You'll get yourself killed doing that. The Duke: Hey Jet! These barrels are filled with blasting jelly. Jet: That's a good score. Pipsqueak: And these boxes are filled with jelly candy. Jet: Also good. Let's not get those mixed up. Smellerbie: *talking to Sokka* Where do you think you're going pony tail? *flying off on Appa* Aang: We thought you were going to the dame. How come you went to the town instead? Katara: Let me guess. Instincts? Sokka: Hey, sometimes they're right. Aang: Um, Sokka. You know we're going to wrong way right? Sokka: And sometimes they're wrong. Earthbender Guide: No bending. We need to get out of this canyon. I won't die down here! I won't become part of the food chain! *Xangs are setting up tents* Sokka: So, you guys are going to put up your tarps? Xang Leader: What for? It's the dry season. Sokka: Exactly! Xang Leader: Besides, we like to use the tarps as a blankets. Sokka: Finally. *Ganjens are setting up tarps* Katara: You really think it'll rain? Ganjen Leader: No, but you can never be too careful, right? Aang: Please everyone. As soon as we get out of here, we can eat and then go our seperate ways. But I need you all to put your heads together and figure out a way up this cliff. Ganjen Leader: Maybe the Xang can climb the cliff with their long, disgusting finger nails. Xang Leader: Sorry, I forgot that to the Ganjen, having unclipped finger nails is a crime punishable by twenty years in jail. Ganjen Leader: You dirty thief! Xang Leader: You pompous fool! Katara: Oh no! That's a lot of Canyon Crawlers! Sokka: We barely survived one! Earthbender Guide: They're coming back for me! They've had a taste and they're coming back for me! Katara: Sokka, wait! I don't care about this stupid feud. I just want us to get out of here alive. Sokka: Me too. I just took their side because they fed me. Sokka: That's some luck that you knew Jin Way and Way Jin. Aang: You could call it luck, or you could call it lying. Sokka: What?! Aang: I made the whole thing up. Katara: You did not?! That is so wrong. Aang: Now where's that custard tart? I'm starving! *Momo wakes them all by jumping on them* Sokka: Ugh. What's going on? Did we get captured again? Aang: It's nothing. I just had a bad dream. Go back to sleep. Sokka: You don't have to tell me twice. Katara: Are you alright Aang? Aang: I'm okay. Katara: You seem to be having a lot of nightmares lately. You wanna tell me about it? Aang: I think I just need some rest. Sokka: You guys wanna hear about my dream? *Katara looks at him funny* Sokka: That's okay. I didn't wanna talk about it anyway. Appa: *groans* Aang: Look at those clear skies buddy! Should be some smooth flying. Katara: Well we better smoothly fly ourselves to a market 'cause we're out of food. Sokka: Guys, wait! This was in my dream! We shouldn't go to the market! Katara: Why? What happened in your dream? Sokka: Food eats people! Also, Momo could talk. *looks at Momo suspiciously* You said some very unkind things. Old Lady: My joints say there's going to be a storm! A bad one. Old Man: Well, it's your joints against my brain! Old Lady: And I hope your brain can find someone else to hold that fish 'cause I ain't comin'! Old Man: Then I'll find a new fish hauler and pay him double what you get! How do ya like that?! Sokka: I'll go! Old Man: You're hired! *Sokka gets funny looks from Katara and Aang* Sokka: What? You said get a job and he's paying double. Old Man: Double?! Who told you that nonsense?! *Katara and Aang take off* Sokka: Hey! They left without saying good-bye! Old Man: Your friends ain't too polite are they? Sokka: I know! This one time I was... Old Man: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get below deck. Old Lady: Help! Oh, please help! Katara: It's okay. You're safe. Old Lady: But my husband isn't! Katara: What do you mean? Where's Sokka? Old Lady: They haven't returned. They should have been back by now and this storm is becoming a typhoon! They're going to be caught out at sea! Aang: I'm going to find them. Katara: I'm going with you! Old Lady: I'm staying here. *caught out at sea in a storm and holding on for dear life* Sokka: I'm too young to die! Old Man: I'm not but I still don't wanna! |
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