Well, here we are again, another year older, another year weaker, another creeping lunge closer to oblivion. Beautiful! And me...I, of course, have been putting off writing my anniversary article. The truth of it is that I was indisposed earlier this month, traipsing around the Peruvian countryside, being a tour guide in the Sacred Valley, desecrating every Christian alter I could find because my religion compels me to do so and because every Christian alter was built on the ruins of an Incan temple (the Spanish had no respect for the native religions). But...I digress.

Last year was fairly disastrous for the propagation of the DP message, but that is how I thought it would be. I was playing at teaching, molding young minds, and as a result I didn't post as much. Readers turned away in dejection, their eyes wet with moldy tears.

But, there's hope! As an experiment I wrote a literal shit ton of articles in April and the hits soared through the roof once again. You see, the underground army is like one of those dry African plains that only waits for the once-a-decade rainfall for the frogs to come tumbling out of their burrows...or something.

Anyway, as of right now we're at 30,300 hits up from 26, 217. So the progression from the last three years goes 17,600...26,217...30,300. We've weathered the bad year, now it's time to roll up the sleeves once again and get the elbows dirty.

Of course, I might be heading to Japan next year...I'll keep you posted as to how that little bit of madness turns out.

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