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"THE RABBI WHO KNEW TOO MUCH
(ABOUT THE RAPE OF THE ANCIENT SABINE WOMEN) part 2 of 2
Continued from Part 1
"




a 1980s East Village punk band musician meets a nefarious gangster rabbi from the Lower East Side and they both ultimately meet again on a volcano rim in Mexico....


[copyrighted 1986]

 

by Bryan Adrian -- part two




PART ONE ... CLICK HERE TO GO TO PART ONE


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COWGIRL

It is definitely more enjoyable here! I once lived in the East Village 
of Manhattan. I found it not nearly as interesting as my hometown in 
the Pampas of Argentina.


But this little family is the best tribe of all! We are an assortment 
of Indian, New Mexican, Mexican, and Pampas bloodlines here. My father 
was Norwegian. He died in Alaska some time ago. My mother is from Buenos 
Aires
. How about you?

 

BRANSTEEN

I'm just a Jew from Jersey. Not anything so exotic as New Mexico. My 
father is Jewish and my mother was Irish Catholic. She died.

What the hell is going on here?

 

COWGIRL

My name is Medea. What's yours?

 

BRANSTEEN

Bransteen.

 

MEDEA

Well Bransteen. We are modernizing several ancient peyote rituals. 
Would you like to help us?

 

 

Bransteen looks tempted and uncertain. Medea lifts a wooden bowl filled 
with a potion to his lips.


MEDEA

Here. Drink deeply from this. Then you'll understand.


Bransteen drinks eagerly from the wooden bowl. The potion goes down 
without duress.


BRANSTEEN

When will I know what is what?


MEDEA

Very soon. Come over here in the meantime.

 

 

Medea signals to her compatriots that all is okay. Then she fastens a 
pistol and gunbelt around her waist, and grabs a rifle that had been 
standing against a cactus.


MEDEA

Follow me. Let's go for a little walk.

 


Bransteen and Medea leave the dancing men behind with their still 
persistent hard-ons. They go away from the campfire, but not completely away 
from the light of the fire.


MEDEA

First thing you must learn ... 
(she points to her weapons)

 

... that these are the Laws of the West.

 

 

Bransteen grins sheepishly and follows directly behind her. Her figure 
is absolutely fetching.


MEDEA

And the second law of the West is never interrupt a spontaneous 
pleasure if it seems a natural act.


BRANSTEEN

Spontaneous pleasure. Do you mean what I think you mean?

 

 

She takes Bransteen by the hand and runs with him out of view and out 
of all light cast from the fire. Only gentle moonlight frames the pair.

Medea throws her rifle against a rock and hastily removes her holster 
and ammunition belt. The Bowie knife falls down as her hotpants are 
discarded. She falls onto her back, completely nude.


MEDEA

I've never known a man that's been able to say no.

 


Bransteen quickly undresses. His eyes are dilated and as big as 
buttons.


MEDEA

Shoot me. Give me some pump action. Love me!

 


Bransteen mounts her and begins to copulate furiously.


MEDEA

(with an otherworldly look on her face)


The last time I tripped on peyote was incredible! I dreamed that I was 
walking with my friend, Tempestina, who is an art historian, and ...

(she groans and pauses a bit as Bransteen mines her shaft)

 

FLASHBACK, ONE OF MEDEA'S PREVIOUS PEYOTE TRIPS

 

A beautiful naked woman is seen lying unconscious beneath a very large 
painting in a major museum. The painting is somewhat damaged.


Tempestina hurries toward the unfortunate woman. She rubs the unconscious and 
prostrate woman's body to try to awaken her. Several attempts are 
unsuccessful. The woman at last suddenly awakens. She is in severe shock.

Some of the museum security guards rush over. They question the naked 
woman but she doesn't answer them. She only shouts out the word 
"Romulus," over and over.


MEDEA (OS)

My friend, Tempestina, in my hallucination last time I tripped, began 
speaking Latin with the naked woman in this vision.


BRANSTEEN (OS)

(out of breath and still copulating wildly)

 

Really?

 

 

Tempestina is seen speaking in the FLASHBACK with the naked woman in a 
mix of ancient Oscan and early Roman-Sabine. The naked woman abruptly 
begins to cry and cannot stop crying, … for ages. Tempestina questions 
her with gentleness but receives no reply.


MEDEA (OS)

And you know what happened?


A VIEW of Bransteen's buttocks moving like pistons up and down.


BRANSTEEN

No. Please tell me.


MEDEA

The naked woman admitted her native tongue was Oscan and that her 
spirit had been miraculously compressed into both the famous Poussin and 
Pietro da Cortona paintings "The Rape of the Sabine Women", one of the 
very same paintings she was lying under in the Met!

 

CAMERA PANS THE PAINTING IN THE NEW YORK METROPOLITAN MUSEUM, "THE RAPE 
OF THE SABINE WOMEN" DIRECTLY OVERHEAD

 


BRANSTEEN

So she was one of the Sabine Women! That's incredible!

 


Bransteen and Medea are fornicating in a dizzying frenzy now.


MEDEA

Yes. Her soul cannot rest until she sees that humanity knows the truth 
about the trick against the early pre-Solomonic Jewish tribes, and 
later in history, the rape of the defenceless Sabine women.


She says that before 3050 B.C., the Semitic races of the Mediterranean, 
from Algeria, to Greece, to Egypt and Israel, Lebanon, Persia and 
Turkey, were not so warlike. The Jews then, maybe slightly more stubborn 
than a few dozen other neighboring tribes, were not really very different 
from other people of the area.

 

Spiritual and moral leaders came from all tribes during that time. 
There were no monopolies on trade or god.

 

Suddenly, among the Hebrews, a cult sprang up around the Red Heifer, 
which today is known as a scapegoat. It was to ward away a strange new 
lifeform which was predatory against man.

 

A superior intelligence, new to humanity.

 

This superior intelligence needed to partially infiltrate a human race 
and camouflage itself thoroughly.

 

For this some Jews were chosen.

 

BRANSTEEN

(perspiring)

That's incredible!! All this was revealed to you in your peyote 
vision??!! Are you sure the Oscan was correctly translated?

Didn't Charlton Heston already play the lead in a film about that?

 

MEDEA

No. Let me continue. Many Jews resisted, those that were most 
perceptive
. But eventually their leaders were compromised and their high priests 
joined the alien Kabal. The old concept of a Messiah springs forth from 
the Jews who wouldn't forget this trick against humanity. The hope 
returns over and over throughout history, but doesn't have much of a 
chance, unless ....

.... don't laugh! until we break the language barrier with dolphins ... 
before nefarious secret police networks accomplish this. Many friends 
have told me that if you ingest LSD near a school of dolphins, they can 
telepathically contact humans who are specially gifted and will use 
audible cries of their as yet never decoded language, in celebration of 
their breakthrough. It's a kind of harmony of the spheres.

 

BRANSTEEN

(shaking uncontrollably in his own celebration) Why dolphins?

 

MEDEA

Because the highest priests of almost all religions since then have 
been compromised.
 It's suspected that dolphins were not penetrated during 
this takeover because they use an echolocation sensory capacity that 
requires an extraordinarily complex brain ... and they don't sleep like 
other mammals -- they have two brains and voluntary breathing -- so when 
they sleep they must keep one brain alert so as to breathe.

 

This protected them during the trick against humanity and intelligent lifeforms on 
Earth. Bats have echolocation but were profoundly compromised, they 
must sleep!

 

Enough of seatalk. Even Pythagoras spoke often of Atlantis, teaching 
Socrates and Plato to never forget this crime against humanity. They also 
taught of a way to identify and kill this foreign alien lifeforce

 
…but all those works and texts have been annihilated. But we do know that 
some Druid tribes were not compromised and they worked in tandem with 
the kindred tribes of Israel that had defected from the monotheistic 
Hebrew cult of the time.

 

Astonishingly .. the Sabine people of the time of Romulus, around 700 
years before Christ, tried to drive out these invaders with the help of 
many allies of many different races, Jewish tribes included.

 

They fought together against this common enemy.

 

It failed. But one day it won't. I repeat, this is the real crime 
against humanity. We've already had one themonuclear war on earth ... over 
twelve thousand years ago ... certainly before the time of the oral 
legends recorded in the Old Testament.

 

New cultures sprang from this destruction, and irregular shifts in the 
Earth's tectonic plate changed military inroads.

 

One was predatory to Man, and built a capital in Mexico and Egypt and 
Peru and Tibet and Anyang, among other places, like maybe Moldovia.

The other, friendly to humans ... a guardian angel creature ... settled 
where it could make a defense against this warlike lifeform that began 
interbreeding with us, and controlling human history.

 

The friendly lifeform is more cosmically civilized, and cannot afford to rest. They are 
vulnerable to the predatory species - that which creates falsehoods out 
of our deepest wishes and needs, specialists at turning man against 
man.

 

 (jerking somewhat)

 

Hey! Watch out! You're plowing the wrong field now since you slipped 
out! That's forbidden fruit there, you arrogant Mule!

 

BRANSTEEN

Oh my god! What did I do? I didn't want to do anything abnormal.

 

MEDEA

(slowly and contentedly)

Continue my child.

 

DESERT, NIGHT

 

Bransteen and Medea get dressed after their love making session. She 
dresses more quickly than he. Bransteen then struggles with his pants in 
the sand, standing on one foot.

 

Suddenly Medea reaches for the rifle and takes aim.


BRANSTEEN (OS)

Hey! Wait a minute! Just because I ...


HER POV

 

A large southwestern brown rat is scurrying quickly in the sand near 
Bransteen, looking for flesh. She fires and kills the rat. Running over 
to her quarry, she grabs the dead animal by the tail and brings it over 
to Bransteen. She removes her Bowie knife from it's leather sheath and 
skins the rat like a virtuoso.


MEDEA

I hate rats. Do you know how to shoot?


BRANSTEEN

No. I never had cause to learn.

 

MEDEA

I can sense that you have cause now, so you'd better learn. This is not 
the only rat. I'll teach you plenty before sunrise.

 

(she's nearly finished skinning the jackal sized rat)

 

If all mankind had the economical sensibility of a true hunter, we 
would have few wars, and those few would end in a hurry!

A good hunter only kills what is lowest on the food chain first, prey 
that provides little other utility, ... such as clothing, secondary food 
sources, tool-making potential, or ornamentation.

 

Animals such as sheep, oxen and cows are fantastically useful, they are large, good for 
labor, provide dung for heating and cooking, supply milk, cheese, wool, 
hides ... their excrement is worth more than coal or oil in vast provinces 
of the world!!! Should they be slaughtered on production-line scales? 
They have so many other purposes, alive!

 

Did you know that the ratio of blood to body weight is largest among 
mammals, and that the ox, wildabeest, elephant, whale, buffalo, sheep, 
and yes, the human itself, are virtual blood bags with feet?

If there is a Dracula and Bride of Dracula, we know where They and 
their children would look to slack their insatiable thirst! The large 
mammals.

 

BRANSTEEN

(not understanding)

How's that?

 

MEDEA

You don't get it?

 

Hunters eat their game and use every bit of their prey for useful and 
utilitarian purposes. Dead animals that simply rot in the open due to 
excessive killing are an ugly sight, a complete waste, a crime against 
the balance of Nature.

 

If man were forced to eat his victims in warfare, for at least a time 
on Earth, or required by law to eat entirely another human whenever 
taking its life away from it, we'd have much less war and murder because 
there would be an oversupply of meat --- and

 

(she says laughing)

 

someone would have to eat that oversupply, in one sitting!

The perpetrators would end up killing themselves through overeating, a 
quite painful death, I might add. This alone could end the repeated 
suffering of humanity since the building of the great pyramids in Egypt.

 

BRANSTEEN

My goodness! A 250 pound man killed by a 95 pound woman, and she must 
eat her victim! She would die of puking! Absolutely horrible!

 

MEDEA

(continuing)

 

A battlefield full of thousands of rotting corpses would bring out a 
sense of shame in everyone involved. Like wasted food or unsanitary 
conditions in a restaurant.

 

BRANSTEEN

I get it. Each soldier would at least value his opponent as food. 
That's better than giving him no value at all and killing him only out of 
sheer spite, or in blind obedience to a military officer, or to a slave 
merchant!

 

MEDEA

Mighty Osiris! Tu comprendes.

 

Such moral reasoning would make warfare and murder completely 
unjustifiable!

 

Military professionals, in this future world, would have to be highly 
trained in ethics, in addition to armed struggle techniques, they must 
be prepared to handle, on their own, sudden hostile incursions into a 
sovereign state, and assess the situation from a moral standpoint in very 
little time. This takes a phenomenal amount of education and honor.

 

Each soldier himself and herself would be under law to hold a 
democratic vote to judge whether an actual war engagement is preferable, or not 
preferable.

 

The generals cannot dictate in this scenario, ... they have one vote 
also, and only one ... but once war is decided by the majority, the 
general is the top of the chain of command, and his commands are inviolate 
until the end of his campaign.

 

Man's appetite for wealth and power may be nearly infinite. But his 
appetite for meat has definite measurable limits.

 

CACTI ARE SEEN IN THE MOONLIGHT. A BEHEMOTH RAT SKIN IS PINNED TO ONE 
OF THE CACTUS WITH A BOWIE KNIFE.

 

 

Bransteen is holding a pistol. Medea is standing behind him, 
instructing him in the use of the gun. She is quite generous with her body 
language while giving him pointers on how to be a better shot. He tries 
several times, again and again, until he gets much better at aiming and 
firing. Finally he begins to score hits directly into the rat skin target.

There is an air of jolly conviviality and easy compatibility between 
Bransteen and Medea as they train in weapons together.


MEDEA

       So my handsome strong student. I'd say you're ready for battle.


(removing the other pistol from it's holster from her left side)

 

       Here is my other revolver. I'm giving it to you as a gift. It is cold 
and clean and hasn't been fired in several weeks.

       Hide it behind your shirt, in back, wedged between your pants and your 
waist.

        No no! Under your shirt!

 

 

Bransteen tucks the revolver into the backside of his waistbelt as 
instructed.


MEDEA

Now you can appreciate the Wild West.


BRANSTEEN

 

But I'm years behind the Bloods in the projects for this kind of 
education. I'll never be fast enough with a gun!

 

 

Medea smiles.


BRANSTEEN

I guess out here you never watch television.


MEDEA

No need to. Look. The sun is about to rise. You said you must return to 
your partner before dawn. Better get moving. Vayate! Me too!

 

BRANSTEEN

Thanks for the pistol ... and everything.

 

MEDEA

The pleasure was mine. Until we meet again. Adios. Shalom!

 

 

Bransteen walks a little dejectedly back towards the limo. The sun 
rises and the birds begin to sing. Bransteen enters the car. Rotmesser is 
still sleeping. Bransteen turns on the radio. Rotmesser awakens.


ROTMESSER

(rubbing his eyes)

Hey. What time is it?


BRANSTEEN

The sun just rose. You asked me to wake you at dawn.

 

ROTMESSER

Was that a dream last night? Did we see a bare breasted woman riding 
bareback?

 

BRANSTEEN

I think you had too much to drink last night, or else you need more 
sleep, you're hallucinating.

 

ROTMESSER

Oye vey! What a lovely dream. Let's get outta here.

 

INTERIOR LIMO, EARLY MORNING

 

Rotmesser and Bransteen are talking as they drive ever closer to 
Mexico. Bransteen is at the wheel.


BRANSTEEN

And were you published throughout Europe?


ROTMESSER

Fardammt! Let me finish telling you.

You're an impetuous youth! You're not listening carefully to me. First 
I was at the Frankfurt Book Fair. Then I was in the Hamburghaffen, one 
of the largest harbors in Europe, for other commercial purposes. That 
was before Prinkipo Island, Turkey. So I'm internationally connected, 
but no ... not published throughout ALL of Europe.

 

BRANSTEEN

Company business?

 

ROTMESSER

Err ... yeah. I was doing a job for a shipping company. They own lots 
of governments.

 

BRANSTEEN

What was the merchandise?

 

ROTMESSER

I'll tell you some other time. Meanwhile, let me get on with a joke I 
learned in Europe.

 

BRANSTEEN

Is it a Jewish joke?

 

ROTMESSER

No, much better than one of those.

 

BRANSTEEN

Let's hear it.

 

ROTMESSER

Okay. Tell me. Do you know the difference between yogurt and the United 
States
?

 

 

There's a long pause.


BRANSTEEN

No. What is it?


ROTMESSER

You really don't know?

 

ROTMESSER

(laughing to himself)

 

Alright then ...

Yogurt has more culture!

 

BRANSTEEN

I never could figure out those Europeans.

I've got a good Jewish joke for you Rabbi. A new one.

 

ROTMESSER

None of them are new.

 

BRANSTEEN

Okay, let's just forget it.

But .. have you heard?. Dreamwerks is building a giant studio on the 
ruins of the former Howard Hughes Aviation headquarters.

Even to a young man of my limited activities, that seems more than 
spiteful.

 

ROTMESSER

Did you know their never was a film coming out of Hollywood, to the 
best of my recollection, showing that Jews also make mistakes ... and have 
bad apples in their bushel, too?

 

I'm always having to justify to Gentile friends why so many drunken 
priests drown themselves in alcohol in Graham Greene stories or, why 
Hollywood relishes characters like Robert Mitchum's portrayal of a sexually 
perverted homicidal Christian minister in "Night of the Hunter," or why 
we don't see blood sabbaths in synagogues and temples, but we do see 
Harvey Keitel's "Bad Lieutenant" wade through blood pools and vile 
desecrations within a Catholic Church. Someone even asked me if Keitel was 
suggesting that he was a new incarnation of the notorious SS Officer for 
the Nazis named Keitel!

 

Actor's have responsibilities to themselves ... and to the public too. 
Playing a role is a responsibility that weighs heavily on the shoulders 
of an actor ... "he needed money" is a flimsy excuse for bad judgement. 
We are talking art, not junk bonds!!! Do you know how many times I've 
heard Spaniards and other Europeans complain bitterly about Burt 
Lancaster's morally deficient preacher, in "Elmer Gantry"? They utterly detest 
this Hollywood confabulation based on Sinclair Lewis's novel. I've been 
asked if this film was a Golem or a Dybbuk creature programmed to 
destroy American culture!

 

Blacks, by and large, are given fraudulent film roles in the Hollywood 
hell ... not only belittling but showing an underlying feeling of 
superiority from the producers and directors --- it's true that Hollywood 
insults the intelligence of all Americans by ladling out such cliches and 
divisive stereotypes to the public. Whenever there is a dignified black 
portrayed, he or she is such an unrealistic fantasy -- something that 
does not nor can not exist in any race, not even a race of Gods! ... 
it's a damned insult to everyone ... I admit it ... it's clear it's damned 
purgation of guilt --- and no real change of heart or politics --- 
business as usual!!! Haven't you heard that before!!!

 

This contemptuous dimension to Hollywood's racial voodoo and black 
magic is not a token of white supremacy. It's a very ancient religious 
conceit and it's extended throughout the Middle East too, against 
non-Jewish Semitic peoples. Ask any middle Easterner walking the streets of 
London or Jerusalem if I'm wrong!

 

INTERIOR, THE TWO OF THEM DRIVING, QUITE TIRED, NEARLY ASLEEP

 

EXTERIOR, USED CAR LOT NEARBY, LATE MORNING


ROTMESSER

Get back to the outskirts of town. We'll ditch this car, walk a ways, 
and then get a cab to bring us here to the car lot again. I haven't seen 
anyone staring at the bullet holes in the back, but I don't want to 
risk it anymore. Step on it.

 

EXTERIOR, DESERTED WOODSY AREA, VERY CLOSE TO TOWN

 

Bransteen and Rotmesser collect up their things, most importantly 
Rotmesser's very large black leather satchel, push the car into some dense 
foliage between several trees, and then cover it up with lots of leaves 
and debris.

 

 

They head towards town on foot for a short time and then hail a lone 
passing taxi.

 

EXTERIOR, SAME USED CAR LOT, NEAR LUNCH HOUR

 

Through the large easy-view window of the business office of the used 
car lot, Rotmesser can be seen tendering cash as payment on a red, used 
Ford Mustang. The manager of the car lot ceremoniously hands the title 
over to Rotmesser in exchange for bundles of hard currency. Rotmesser 
departs briskly once business is concluded and strides over to the red 
Mustang, where Bransteen patiently waits on foot. Rotmesser swings the 
door open on the passenger side of the Mustang, slides in and gestures 
to Bransteen to get behind the wheel and drive on.


ROTMESSER

Let's grab a bite to eat.

 


Bransteen drives away with a flourish.

 

INTERIOR DINER

 

They park the car in front of the diner. A waitress seats them and 
takes their order very quickly. There are bilingual conversations in 
American-English and Mexican-Spanish going on around them. They are very 
close to the Mexican border.


BRANSTEEN

(eating strawberries)

Mort. Are you really Rabbi Feind? I'd like some kind of explanation 
now. Especially since we've been shot at and your Penthouse alibi about 
desert pirates doesn't convince me any longer.


ROTMESSER

(insincerely)

Explain what?

 

BRANSTEEN

Fine fine Mr. Feind. You must have been only teasing me, when you told 
me back in New York City that your name is Mort Feind, Rabbi Mort 
Feind.

 

 

The waitress arrives, serves their main orders, and then moves on to 
serve other customers.

 

BRANSTEEN

I'm still waiting for a plausible story. My life is at stake here, so 
I'm in no mood for bullshit.

 

ROTMESSER

My name is Rotmesser. They call me "Running Rabbi" because a powerful 
man in the mob named Wolfsheim would like to see me dead, rather than 
only running.

 

BRANSTEEN

Keep explaining!

 

ROTMESSER

Don't worry kid. Everything in life can be reduced to a matter of 
money. I'll pay you double our original agreement. Shall we revise our 
agreement?

 

 

Bransteen doesn't look entirely relieved.

 

BRANSTEEN

I didn't read the papers much when I was playing music in little clubs 
in Manhattan. Who is this Wolfsheim?

 

ROTMESSER

Look. We will go so deep into Mexico that we won't even have to wipe 
our asses carefully. The less you know about this character, the better 
for you ... if we are found one day. But I won't let that happen, I 
assure you. Eat your food before it gets cold.

 

BRANSTEEN

Why didn't you tell me all this in the beginning?

 

ROTMESSER

Listen. Mainly because I thought if you knew, you'd quit on me and I 
would be stuck without an excellent driver.

I've been pretty good at concealing my movements for years now. Why 
should my luck change?

 

 

Bransteen picks at his food as it gets colder and colder.

 

BRANSTEEN

And those two motorcycle mamas with automatic weapons?

 

ROTMESSER

Maybe they coulda been just desert pirates. It's possible.

(looking firmly into Bransteen's eyes)

Anyway. I got something thata take care of them should they come round 
again.

 

EXTERIOR, ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE DINER

 

Ara and Fatt are at the Seven-Eleven convenience store. Fatt buys 
cigarettes. They are both drinking coffee in styrofoam cups. As they leave 
through the door to their bikes in the parking lot, Ara catches sight of 
Rotmesser in the Diner.

 

ARA

(pointing)

Over there!

 

FATT

What? What over there?

 

Fatt sees Rotmesser discussing something seriously with Bransteen. The 
twin sisters both run for their bikes, dropping their coffee onto the 
pavement in a splash. Ara pulls out a large shotgun. Fatt positions her 
Uzi as she mounts and starts her motorcycle. They begin cruising toward 
the diner window.

 

ARA

We'll wait until they come out into the open.

 

INTERIOR DINER

 

BRANSTEEN

Murder is not my business. I'm only a musician. Let's get the hell out 
of here and down into Mexico as soon as possible.

 

ROTMESSER

(as radiant as a Lotto winner) We'll get out of here just as soon as I 
pay the tab!

 

 

Rotmesser signals to the waitress for the check. She brings it to him 
and then pivots on the ball of her foot hurriedly so that she can 
service a new table of customers that just took a table nearby.

Rotmesser grabs her by her hand and stops her in mid-turn.

 

ROTMESSER

(coaxingly) Don't go just yet my princess. (plucking a large bill from 
his shirt pocket) Keep it doll.

 

WAITRESS

That's a fifty dollar bill sir!

 

 

Ara and Fatt are just feet from the diner window now. The sound of 
motorcycles approaching somewhere in the parking lot arouses Rotmesser's 
sixth sense of danger. He deftly opens his large satchel and pulls out 
his canon-like revolver.

 

ROTMESSER

Get down!!

 

 

The shotgun blast rips through the window and kills the waitress 
instantly. Rotmesser fires rapidly from his automatic handgun and scores a 
hit on the headlamp of Fatt's motorcycle. She fires her Uzi and a streak 
of holes appear in the restaurant wall just over Bransteen's head. 
Rotmesser fires back at them in a raging salvo as the hit women both try to 
maneuver out of the parking lot on their motorcycles. They turn out of 
the parking lot in a hurry and onto a main boulevard.

 

ROTMESSER

(to Bransteen) Get your ass in high gear! We must kill them now and be 
done with it!

 

 

Bransteen gets a handle on himself and they both run quickly to the 
Mustang. He jumps behind the wheel and they drive in rapid pursuit of the 
Fatwah Sisters. When they are near enough, Rotmesser lets out another 
burst of deadly fire from his gigantic handgun.

 

Ara and Fatt nervously turn around in their motorcycle seats and fire 
the best they can in the direction of the approaching Mustang. Rotmesser 
takes deadly aim and Ara's motorcycle bursts into flames after being 
struck by a direct hit. She leaps from her flaming bike like a circus 
acrobat and onto Fatt's motorcycle. She then straddles her sister from 
behind, holding her around the waist with one arm, and repositioning her 
shotgun with the other. The sky is nearly pitch black from an 
approaching storm.

 

The Mustang draws nearly directly behind the single motorcycle 
transporting the twins.

 

BRANSTEEN

No way man! They blew away that waitress!

 

ROTMESSER

They're professionals.

 

BRANSTEEN

(banging his hand against the steering wheel)

 Scheise!

 

 

ROTMESSER

Be alert. We're right on their ass.

 

 

Ara turns in her seat very adroitly and manages to hold onto Fatt with 
her free arm and to aim the shotgun with the other, facing the Mustang. 
She fires the shotgun just as the motorcycle hits a bump and blows the 
front hood off of the Mustang, just missing both Bransteen and 
Rotmesser and the higher windshield.

 

ROTMESSER

(standing tall in the back seat and regaining his firing position) Now 
it's time for a double play!

 

BRANSTEEN

They're gonna kill us if you don't ....

 

ROTMESSER

Drive! Just drive!

 

 

Ara fires again from her shotgun forcing Rotmesser to duck for cover. 
The upholstery of the back seat is blasted to bits, leaving a crater 
sized hole in the backrest. Bransteen loses a little bit of control over 
the Mustang during the close call.

 

BRANSTEEN

Oh shit! Can't you do anything?

 

ROTMESSER

Just keep driving!

 

I'll make redheads out of those

Baghdad ravens!

 

 

Rotmesser reaches into his satchel and pulls out a grenade. He lobs it 
onto Fatt's lap. It gets caught in her silk tunic. She tries 
frantically to remove it.

 

BOOM EXPLOSION SOUND

 

Ara and Fatt are thrown onto the road and are left utterly motionless 
like two disfigured Raggedy Ann dolls.

 

Rotmesser gives a victory hoot and fires triumphantly into the dark 
stormy sky.

 

ROTMESSER

We got 'em we got 'em we got 'em!

If the turkey buzzards don't eat them, the people who run McDonald's 
will know what to do with those bodies.

 

BRANSTEEN

Do you think we should turn around to see if maybe, .... they're still 
alive?

 

ROTMESSER

(climbing into the front seat)

One of them is decapitated, the other is ground round. Keep your head 
about you and get us to the border.  The police will be all over the place soon in this hick town.

 

 

Bransteen notices a trickle of blood running down Rotmesser's arm and 
soaking his shirt.

 

FLASHBACK, AN AUTO ACCIDENT, BRANSTEEN AS A CHILD, DAY

 

Standing just outside of the overturned car, little Bransteen is 
staring at his bloodied hands. His boyish face is transfigured into sheer 
terror and he begins to scream with abandon.

 

Bransteen's breathing in the Mustang now becomes heavy and rapid.

 

ROTMESSER

Maharal Maharal. Guti Lord. What's wrong little red Bransteen, never 
seen blood before? Never had porphyria?

 

BRANSTEEN

Not really. Maybe long ago.

Rotmesser looks concerned. Bransteen is meditative as he drives them 
closer to the border. The clouds are beginning to clear and the sun 
shines intermittently.

 

EXTERIOR ROAD, LATE AFTERNOON

 

Bransteen is driving a Rambler sedan now, on a wide and empty road, 
near sunset. They are already in Mexico.

 

ROTMESSER

How do you like the classic Rambler?

 

BRANSTEEN

It handles well. I kind of like it!

You got a good price on it, didn't you, at that last sleazy used car 
lot just before the border.

 

ROTMESSER

Yeah. It's good not to draw much attention here in Mexico.

I didn't want trouble with the Mexican border officials. This Rambler 
is perfect to travel inconspicuously ... and it's reliable and sturdy.

Just about everyone has an old model American car down here.

 

BRANSTEEN

I always thought we needed passports and stuff for here.

They just waved us through.

 

ROTMESSER

You're quite a big international traveler now, aren't you?

This stretch of highway is pretty lonely for quite some time.

We'll eat when we get to the first large Mexican village. Arroz con 
pollo, isn't that what chicken and rice is called?

 

BRANSTEEN

Si senor.

 

INTERIOR RAMBLER, NIGHT

 

Rotmesser has a clean tee-shirt torn and tied around his wound on his 
arm. He is also wearing a fresh shirt, without bloodstains. He is drunk 
and snoring heavily. His hand still holds unconsciously a half empty 
litre bottle of tequila.

 

BRANSTEEN'S POV, ROADSIDE

 

At the high speed at which he is traveling Bransteen cannot easily 
distinguish well a blurred shape as he passes it on the side of the road. 
He slows the Rambler, stops, and then backs up to meet the approaching 
object.

 

Bransteen studies the subject intently as it slowly comes into focus. 
When the features of the object are distinctive, he lets out a shout of 
surprise.

 

It is the DOG from the Williamsburgh Bridge. It looks very tired and 
thirsty. The dog doesn't bother to look up at the Rambler and continues 
jogging with its tongue hanging out slinging off globules of saliva.

Bransteen pounds his forehead when he realizes for certain that this 
dog is the same one which the attractive young lady lost in New York 
City
. He drives safely up to a few feet from the dog, blocking its path on 
the shoulder of the road. After parking, he jumps out of the car and 
calls out to the dog.

 

BRANSTEEN

Hey! Blondie?

 

EXTERIOR, SHOULDER OF ROAD

 

The dog comes nearer and sniffs Bransteen's leg. Its tongue is moving 
in and out of its jaws very rapidly. Bransteen leans against the car 
first and then sits down beside the dog in silence. The dog then rests its 
chin on top of Bransteen's knee. They resemble for a moment an ancient 
Egyptian healer with his sacred dog. A blinding light reflects off of a 
passing car.

 

BRANSTEEN

Hey pal. Didn't you remember me at first? New York City. Williamsburgh 
Bridge
? Don't I smell the same?  Worse, huh?

 

 

The dog looks at him with devotion.

 

BRANSTEEN

You're a long ways from home, Boy. Do I bet you have a hell of a story 
to tell me. Heading further south like us? Following the dolphins?

 

 

The dog stands up and pants, cooling itself more.

 

BRANSTEEN

I'd like to take you with us, but my boss drinks heavily and lives very 
dangerously ... it might not be your style.

 

 

The dog walks away from the Rambler and begins to head down the road.

 

BRANSTEEN

Don't go away, please! I could use a trusted friend.

 

 

The dog stops to scratch some fleas.

 

BRANSTEEN

Please. Come back.

 

 

The dog returns and Bransteen manifests his unabated delight.

 

BRANSTEEN

(patting the dog on the head affectionately)

Good Doggie.

 

 

They both hop into the car and Bransteen drives further into the 
cooling evening air. Rotmesser is asleep and lays stretched out across the 
back seat, like a partially wrapped mummy. Bransteen leans across the 
front seat to open the dog's window.

 

BRANSTEEN

(opening now his window too) I could use a shot of that fresh air 
myself Blondie.

 

 

The dog protrudes its head out of the window and respires in short 
strong snorts.

 

BRANSTEEN

Great idea!

 

 

Bransteen sticks his head out of his window and takes short snorts of 
air also.

 

EXTERIOR, FRONT OF RAMBLER

 

Two heads now protrude, one from each side of the car. They 
simultaneously pant and breathe in snorts.

 

INTERIOR RAMBLER

 

Rotmesser moves around in annoyance and sneezes in his sleep, mainly 
due to the cool draught whipping around the inside of the car now.

 

ROTMESSER

(his eyes closed yet speaking with authority)

Would you close that blasted window!

 

EXTERIOR RAMBLER

 

Bransteen and his floppy eared friend are enjoying the cool gushing 
breeze.

 

INTERIOR RAMBLER

 

Rotmesser sneezes again.

 

ROTMESSER I repeat. Close the goddamned window!

 

 

No answer. Rotmesser sneezes again.

 

ROTMESSER

(sitting up)

I told you to --- (seeing Bransteen with the dog he reaches forward and 
grabs Bransteen by the shirt) Have you gone mad? What's that sack of 
dog doodoo and fleas doing here in my car!

Stop the car!

 

 

Bransteen pulls the Rambler over to the shoulder of the road. The dog 
looks at Rotmesser and warningly bares its teeth.

 

ROTMESSER

What in the hell made you pick up that pooch? You gonna screw it or 
what?

 

BRANSTEEN

I ... (hesitantly)

... think it's the same dog that once helped me through a tough night 
of demons on the Lower East Side.

I can't let him down now.

 

 

Rotmesser leans back into the shadows and remains silent.

 

BRANSTEEN

(looking through the rear view mirror) Something wrong?

Rotmesser is staring into his past. He remembers friends also.

 

ROTMESSER'S FLASHBACK

 

Rotmesser hears sounds of laughter. Two forms are somewhere in a dark 
background. They are young men sitting around a table and drinking. A 
young Rotmesser and Wolfsheim are chatting together with pleasure.

 

WOLFSHEIM

(toasting a drink to Rotmesser)

Our blood is like this wine, brother. Our cup shall runneth over as 
long as we're partners.

 

INTERIOR CAR

 

 

Rotmesser is still staring into his past.

 

BRANSTEEN

(looking at Blondie and interrupting Rotmesser's

reverie)

We're both hungry.

 

ROTMESSER

(coming out of his memories)

Yeah. Let's eat.

 

INTERIOR, MEXICAN DINER

 

Rotmesser and many Mexican locals at the diner are staring with 
astonishment in Bransteen's direction.

 

AT THEIR TABLE

 

Bransteen has eaten only half of his food.

 

ROTMESSER

Didn't your mama teach you to eat all the food on your plate?

 

Bransteen displays total disinterest in his meal, even though he loves 
Mexican cuisine. He slides his plate over towards Blondie. The dog is seated in a chair 
and has a napkin fastened around its neck. The plate is licked clean in 
seconds flat.

 

BRANSTEEN

He was starving!

 

 

Blondie gives Bransteen a look of fervid appreciation. Bransteen pats 
the dog on its head. Rotmesser looks around and sees that all the 
Mexicans are staring in their direction.

 

ROTMESSER

(to all the Mexicans)

Ain't you never seen a dog lick a plate clean?

 

 

The Mexicans turn away and ignore Rotmesser's outburst.

 

BRANSTEEN

What's making you so edgy?

 

ROTMESSER

(standing up)

Look for me outside.

 

 

Rotmesser throws down some bills on the table and walks outside.

 

BRANSTEEN

(pointing at Blondie and making hand gestures with his free hand to 
indicate water for the dog.)

Senorita. Por favor. Agua para mi amigo.

 

 

Rotmesser glowers as he pushes recklessly through the splintered Dutch 
doors as he exits the diner. A Mexican waitress is seen bringing water for Blondie and Bransteen.

 

INTERIOR RAMBLER, ON THE ROAD AGAIN

 

Rotmesser is puffing on another Castro cigar in the back seat. 
Bransteen is driving and caressing the dog with his free hand. Blondie licks 
Bransteen's face. Bransteen then leans over and kisses the dog on the top 
of its nose.

 

ROTMESSER

(with a deceptive calm)

If you keep kissing that dog on the lips it just may try to hump you.

 

BRANSTEEN

Everything's under control Boss.

 

ROTMESSER

What are you saying Mister?

 

BRANSTEEN

I'm simply saying don't bug me over the dog.

You haven't heard me complain once about YOUR unusual activities.

 

ROTMESSER

Some of us have secrets. Nothing unusual in that!

 

BRANSTEEN

Some of us ain't got much of a future. Some of us ain't got no 
conscience
.

 

ROTMESSER

(in a sarcastic whining voice)

Your conscience is as puny as your little goy nose. Who do you think 
you are, Confucius? Words about conscience bore me. I prefer law. It's a 
far better tool of subterfuge.

 

 

Bransteen doesn't say a word. He drives on and ignores the taunting.

 

EXTERIOR ROAD, RAMBLER BULLETING DOWN THE BLACKTOP

 

Rotmesser awakens from a nap and rubs sleep away from his eyes.

 

HIS POV

 

Blondie has his chin set on Bransteen's shoulder.

 

ROTMESSER (OS)

Stop the car.

 

 

Bransteen shows consternation but pulls over onto the side of the road.

 

ROTMESSER

(getting out of the car)

I want to talk to you. A-L-O-N-E.

 

 

Bransteen leaves the dog penned up in the car and follows Rotmesser a 
distance away from the car. They stop a few yards away. The dog watches 
them from the window.

 

DOG'S POV

 

Bransteen disagrees. Rotmesser argues. Bransteen and Rotmesser begin 
gesticulating wildly at one another. Bransteen starts to return to the 
car. Rotmesser grabs Bransteen and spins him around. Bransteen breaks 
Rotmesser's hold on him and ignores Rotmesser's shouting. Rotmesser grabs 
and spins Bransteen around a second time, only this time with much more 
force. Bransteen turns around and brings his fist curving with all its 
centripetal force, punching Rotmesser and knocking him instantly to the 
ground.

 

DOG'S POV

 

The dog, still watching, barks supportively.

 

Rotmesser quickly gets back onto his feet. He draws out his pistol with 
a silencer attached. Running up to Bransteen, he pistol whips him on 
the back of the head, knocking him out. Bransteen falls to the ground.

Rotmesser then marches purposefully towards the car. The dog barks 
loudly and jumps nervously around the inside of the car.

 

As Rotmesser opens the car door the dog runs quickly to Bransteen's 
side.

 

EXTERIOR, BRANSTEEN'S FACE

 

The dog licks Bransteen's face. Rotmesser steps closer. He gives the 
dog a hard look, aims, and fires. The dog drops dead instantly next to 
Bransteen.

 

There is nothing but dead silence afterwards. Bats fly from a nearby 
tree.

 

Rotmesser stares angrily at the two bodies. He then lifts Bransteen, 
who is still unconscious, and carries him to the back seat of the 
Rambler. Before getting behind the wheel, he takes one last look at the 
bleeding corpse of the dog. Some of the bats are already feeding. He then 
takes the wheel and drives pensively down the dark road.

 

EXTERIOR ROAD, LARGE MEXICAN TOWN, NIGHT

 

The Rambler enters the outskirts of the town.

 

INTERIOR RAMBLER

 

Rotmesser is driving. He turns his head to look toward Bransteen as he 
regains consciousness. Bransteen sits up and looks around mutely.

 

BRANSTEEN

(excitedly)

Where's my dog?

 

Rotmesser pulls over and studies Bransteen through the rear view 
mirror.

 

ROTMESSER

(in a monotone, like Henry Kissinger's)

I killed it.

 

BRANSTEEN

What?

 

 

Rotmesser says nothing. Bransteen looks into Rotmesser's eyes reflected 
in the rear view mirror and realizes that his dog is really dead. In 
total emotional confusion, Bransteen reaches for the door handle abruptly 
and leaves the car in a jolt, slamming the door behind him.

 

ROTMESSER'S POV

 

Bransteen walks for about ten yards. He stops to think. Shortly 
afterwards he returns to the car.

 

BRANSTEEN'S POV

 

Rotmesser is grinning maliciously. Bransteen then returns and reaches 
for the front passenger door. He then changes his direction and reenters 
the car through the back door. He sits silently in the back seat alone.

 

ROTMESSER

I'll get you a new dirtball hound when we're settled in down here.

The new one will have Mexican fleas. I hope that's okay by you, maybe 
you're partial to Big Apple fleas.

 

BRANSTEEN

Did you bury Blondie?

 

 

Rotmesser doesn't answer.

 

BRANSTEEN

(coldly)

I'll do the same for you should the need ever arise.

 

ROTMESSER

Do you promise?

 

Do you know how many times I've heard harmless threats in my travels?

We're not trained to be nice guys in the Hebron settlement as young 
'Hets va-keshet', bow-and-arrow lads, nor as 'Sayanim' liaisons for the 
Mossad military intelligence. So quit your whimpering.

 

BRANSTEEN

I'm half Jewish by race and fully Jewish through conversion, but I hate 
you types, like Mick Hararfi and Robert Maxwellhouse.

Did you work with Hararfi too?

 

ROTMESSER

All I will say is that I admire his work. He was indispensable to 
Noriega in Panama. Maybe we'll visit him and many other old friends down in 
Central America. We have over 3500 years of experience there.

You know. You make me feel much better. It will be empowering to see 
Hararfi again!

 

BRANSTEEN

(with obvious petulance in his voice)

 

I'm only familiar with popular history.

Why didn't Hararfi's men know that they murdered an innocent Moroccan 
waiter, who had a very pregnant Norwegian wife, and that this Moroccan 
was not one of the Black September liberation soldiers Hararfi's men had 
been tracking down and executing?

Rabbi ... have you ever had a nightmare over your vengeful acts of 
retribution?

 

ROTMESSER

Not even an itsy bitsy little baby one. Retribution is divine.

 

BRANSTEEN

. . . In your first Midas-sized nightmares, I'll be waiting for you 
there, ... on the other side.

I never worked for Israeli spy networks, nor Amercian, and I'm no 
Rabbi, but I did go to Hebrew school in New Jersey.

"Mikrim ve tguvot".

 

ROTMESSER

Well spoken. Actions and reactions. Like quantum mechanics in physics. 
We'll find out some day if you're right. But for the meantime, quit 
sitting there like Joan of Arc. No catharsis for you junior here today.

A series of dissolves shows the Rambler going from the north to the 
south of Mexico, through the brown northern flat country to the greener 
mountains deep in the interior of Mexico.

 

EXTERIOR, A DESERTED MOUNTAIN ROAD, JUST BEFORE DAWN

 

Bransteen is driving once again. The engine of the Rambler starts to 
steam. Shortly afterwards, the car clunks to a halt and dense vapor 
plumes steam from the radiator. Rotmesser and Bransteen get out to survey 
their bad luck.

 

ROTMESSER

Try to fix it.

 

BRANSTEEN

Gimme a break! The car needs water. There's nothing we can do without 
water.

 

ROTMESSER

Then we'll walk until we find a village. (he grabs his large satchel)

Then I'll send someone for the car.

 

 

The two of them set out without any flashlights by foot for the 
village.

 

EXTERIOR, MEXICAN VILLAGE IN THE MOUNTAINS, MANY MONTHS LATER, DAYLIGHT

 

A view from a distance reveals a small village hanging safely just 
below the rim of a dead volcano. Straining the eye, one can see an empty 
main plaza, or Zocalo, with an attractive fountain circulating water. No 
one is present. On a street in the vicinity, kids are running to play 
inside the ruins of a rusty and abandoned Rambler. A skinny dog is 
following on the heels of the kids.

 

NEARBY, IN THE SHADOW OF A LARGE TREE

 

Rotmesser is wearing a large sombrero and sharpening a machete. Mexican 
peasant clothes fit him loosely.

 

MARIA, a young and presentable earthy Zapoteca Indian girl is snoring 
softly with the crown of her head resting gently on Rotmesser's lap. 
Rotmesser reaches down and tickles her feet.

 

Maria's dreams thus interrupted, she awakens in a state of confusion, 
until her eyes meet Rotmesser's. Her body shudders with affection and 
she puckers her lips for a kiss.

 

 

ROTMESSER

Why did I ever pick YOU out of all the live-in house help offered to me 
by the mayor of the village?

 

 

Maria shrugs with a triumphant smile. She then wraps her arms lovingly 
around Rotmesser's neck.

 

ROTMESSER

No kisses now chiquita. Go get Bransteen.

 

MARIA

(obediently)

Si mi Diablo.

 

 

She walks into the house. Rotmesser continues sharpening his machete.

 

INTERIOR HOUSE

 

The house is dimly lit and quiet. Maria crosses through the kitchen and 
into the main room. She passes Rotmesser's empty bedroom and proceeds 
to the adjacent bedroom. She hesitantly places her hand on the doorknob, 
and then with more certainty opens the door very quietly and steps into 
the room, leaving the door open behind her.

 

INTERIOR, BRANSTEEN'S BEDROOM

 

Bransteen is sleeping naked on his bed. Maria tiptoes to his bedside 
and stops to admire his well formed body. She puts her hand on 
Bransteen's upper leg and massages it gently, climbing higher and higher towards 
his crotch. She is biting her lip as if unaware of how unexpected this 
activity has consumed her.

 

Bransteen sleeps on undisturbed.

 

Maria bites her lower lip, with suppressed desire and kneads the flesh 
of young Bransteen's thigh, reluctant to let go. Bransteen suddenly 
wakes up and Maria jumps back.

 

BRANSTEEN

(covering himself with the sheet)

What are you doing Maria?

 

MARIA

(startled and pointing toward the door)

Uh ... uh ... el Rabbi ...


BRANSTEEN

What does HE want?!

 

 

Maria shrugs. Bransteen gets out of bed and puts on his trousers, 
perplexed and discomforted by Maria's lingering gaze.

 

BRANSTEEN

Go on. Vayate!

 

MARIA

Si si si.

 

 

She slowly leaves the room, lingering a bit to watch over her shoulder 
as Bransteen dresses himself. Bransteen follows shortly afterwards, and 
completes dressing himself while in motion to cross through the room at 
the same time. Maria stops to drink some water in the kitchen. 
Bransteen exits the kitchen. Maria hurriedly follows him, water dripping from 
her chin.

 

UNDER THE TREE

 

Rotmesser watches them coming toward him. He continues to sharpen his 
machete. Maria sits herself next to Rotmesser and looks at him with 
contrived adoration.

 

BRANSTEEN

Did you send for me?

 

ROTMESSER

(still sharpening)

Go get me some tequila.

 

BRANSTEEN

(displeased)

Ask Maria. Try some water if you're so thirsty. It's in the kitchen.

 

ROTMESSER

Tequila is more plentiful here than clean water.

Have you ever suffered through amoebic dysentery?

 

BRANSTEEN

Not yet. But I hear it really helps cure a glutton of obesity.

You might try it.

 

ROTMESSER

Your employment ain't over yet.

Don't you like working for me, or did you have a long solitary walk 
back to Manhattan in mind?

 

BRANSTEEN

You're even more detestable than the biggest red-eyed weasel on a 
prominent Washington lobby.

 

I'm getting restive.

Revolution is in the air.

 

ROTMESSER

Get me my damned tequila or go to hell with your revolution! And take 
your restive airs with you.

 

BRANSTEEN

Four months here and you've been only drinking tequila or working on 
your book or screwing Maria.

 

What's your book about anyway? I'm bored living holed up with only your 
ugly face and cut off from everything.

 

ROTMESSER

My book? It's about the pattern of Judaism following on the heels of 
Christianity for thousands of years, improving, in a business sense, the 
structures laid down by the Christian cultures.

 

Much like Zoroasterians, Sufis, Buddhists, Islamics, and post-Christian 
Shintos.
 Those specialist groups too swept in immediately behind the 
civilization-building theologies. Show me a book today that is authentic 
Confucian, or tablets from pre-Egyptian Jordan, or from the Elder races 
of the Druids ... their languages have conveniently been "misplaced".

 

Look. Here's a map from the Oxford Atlas of World History. See 
"Diaspora and Christianity"?
 I'm talking about the Hebrew Diaspora, not the 
Anyang-Mongolian Diaspora, nor the Portuguese-Irish, nor the 
Finnish-Magyar Diaspora. There are slight differences.

 

I myself believe that Moses was a member of the ancient Mongol Hsiung race, that later crossed the 
Steppes into Bulgaria during the time of that Welsch military intriguer 
St. Patrick, a Roman "clergyman" who did a lot to bring down the 
Celtics and the last of the Druids. The ripples of that were felt all the way 
to the remnants of the final few Shintos in Japan.

 

CAMERA SHOWS CLOSE-UP OF THE OXFORD ATLAS OF WORLD HISTORY

 

ROTMESSER

(continuing)

Follow all the different colored arrows around Europe, Turkey, India, 
Tibet and China ... and then ... yes -- to the Americas!

 

See here, the time around 600 AD had lots of movement. Then again, 
really lots of activity during the Crusades and again around the 1400 and 
1500s, until it culminated in the auto-da-fe public executions of the 
Spanish Inquisition.

 

Did you know Torquemada killed less than 2000 Jews? True, they were 
heinous public displays that drew huge crowds. It was symbolic and 
dreadful enough, however, to scare all the Jews out of Spain --- those who 
didn't convert to Christianity. However, as in earlier exoduses, almost 
all the Jewish high priests in the Spanish Treasury stayed behind, 
without incident.

 

Bransteen. Tell me. Have you ever seen a military general crying in the 
streets, weeping for the dead? Well ... let me remind you of something. 
The best military strategy books have been written, by not only 
graduates of national military universities, but also from among the finest 
theological universities and seminaries.

 

If only Hitler had shared Torquemada's frugal sense of proportion, he 
could have spared Jewish, and equally, non-Jewish deaths -- Torquemada 
never reached into the millions, and withheld his troops from wreaking 
worldwide destruction -- for this he lost the inevitable reconfiguration 
of wealth that changed the globe forever after the holocausts of 
Alexander the Macedonian, and Caeser, and the Mongolian hordes before even 
the Muslims, and the Templars during the Crusades, and Napolean, ... need 
I go on?? They all had their faces minted on coins that controlled vast 
empires.

 

BRANSTEEN

Weren't Mao Tse tung and Stalin responsible for over 30 million deaths 
apiece around the same time?

 

ROTMESSER

Let's stick with Adolph Schickelgrubber. He was so twisted up by his 
personal physician, Doctor Morell, and by grossly deformed mythologies 
about the Aryan Indo-Europeans of ancient India and the sacred swastika 
of that prehistoric time, ... he confused them with the old Nazirite 
Israel tribe of the Gutis

 

 ... you remember them from Hebrew school? ...


they were forbidden to go near the dead, even their own dead family 
members. The Red Heifer time ... wasn't that part of your education?

What I started to say --- Adolph couldn't have been more deluded from 
his private madness run amok than he was from his physician and 
advisers. .. nearly wasted from all his physician administered narcotic 
injections and intestinal microorganism preparations ... near the end ... it 
seems he was used by historical and occult forces that are nothing at 
all what they seem to be today! ... I believe little Shickelgrubber lost 
his mind before he lost his soul.

 

Mierda! Look. Menacham Begin killed more than Torquemada, in Lebanon 
alone, in his 1980 invasion, against the cries and protests of the entire 
United Nations!

 

That was not even two years after winning the Nobel Peace prize!

Listen kid. War has always been an instrument of religion. Technology 
too.
 Just look what Intel computers are leading up to now!

 

First spearheaded by a Hungarian, then plowing through Silicon Valley, Intel went on 
to Israel, and now virtually shares a monopoly with Microsoft Windows … 
together becoming ever so thoroughly the sole owners of 
telecommunications in France and Germany -- and their telephone and internet 
connections. I tell you, it really is a net!! The fish will be caught and the 
net will grow larger. There is no Fisher King, I told you first!

 

In modern America ... Finally!! No substantial reason for religious 
revenge or hatred. No ideological pretexts for persecution. Yes, the 
blacks have grounds for racial animosity, their tragic origins in slavery 
have never been adequately addressed. Their anger, even today, is well 
justified. But never before has there been a cultural base so large and 
so secure, with the enormously powerful potential to turn completely the 
tables on the sorcerers of this hoax.

 

And that is why Hollywood is so pivotal in the global dynamics and the 
political orientation of American energies. Without religious grounds 
for war, nor ideological motivations, since Americans are historically 
apolitical in the true sense of a Polity, dream merchandising is the 
same as shouting at the top of Mt. Olympus! Mark my words, someday soon 
Spielbird will make an epic war film! If you see this in your lifetime, 
then hold your hat. That will be the watershed event!! That is the end, 
my friend.

 

CAMERA PANS THE MEXICAN MOUNTAIN VISTAS, FORESTS AND OLD COLONIAL 
SPANISH ARCHITECTURE

 

ROTMESSER

Egypt, Baghdad, Armenia, Romania, Turkey, Punjab ... India's coastline 
and mountain passes, Thailand, Korea, Mongolia, Tibet ... a special 
breed of nomadic war mongerer has been nearly everywhere since recorded 
time immemorial ... Galicia, Lithuania, Sweden, ... and now we can stop 
up! It's a relief! The rest of us can stop taking the rap for their 
intrigues.

 

BRANSTEEN

For this load of crap I'm sitting here in the middle of nowhere Mexico 
and listening to you. Jesus help me!

 

Look Mort. When you gonna pay me in full. I'm sick and tired of making 
do on the meager allowance you give me every week, and I'm getting 
uppity staying here all holed up and never getting laid. Plus, I've got to 
listen to you humping Maria every night, and making long moral 
speeches, like you're a good person that should be honored.

 

ROTMESSER

(back to sharpening his machete) You're whining more than a bellyaching 
slave. Run and get the tequila or you'll never see your sack of silver. 
Go!

 

 

Bransteen walks slumped shouldered back into the house and retires to 
his bedroom.

 

WITHIN HEARING DISTANCE OF BRANSTEEN'S BEDROOM WINDOW

 

Children are playing marbles.

 

Bransteen listens to their animated discussions and wants to join them 
in their fun and spontaneous games. He gets up from bed and leaves the 
house through the back door. Easily humoring the kids, he kneels down 
and joins them in their activities.

 

Rotmesser calls in a terrifyingly loud voice for Bransteen again. There 
is no reply. Rotmesser laughs sinisterly. Still no response. Rotmesser 
turns toward Maria, who is propped against him at his side, and pinches 
her teasingly on her lush buttocks. Maria giggles submissively and 
leans into him suggestively.

 

ROTMESSER

Later little woman. I want tequila. T-E-Q-U-I-L-A!!

 

MARIA

(with disappointment)

Si .... tequila, mi jefe.

 

 

Maria walks slack postured back into the house. Her feelings of 
rejection are written on every contour of her sensuous figure. Rotmesser looks 
in Maria's direction thoughtfully, and then suddenly remembers 
Bransteen's impudence. Rotmesser turns his head away from Maria and stares 
pensively at the distance where he can hear Bransteen's voice mixing with 
the laughter of the children.

 

Rotmesser resumes his steady sharpening strokes of the machete against 
stone.

 

EXTERIOR, A NEARLY DRY BROOK

 

The kids are following Bransteen along the bank of a brook that is 
almost empty of water.

 

A MURKY POND, FAR FROM EARSHOT OF ROTMESSER'S HOUSE

 

They all reach a large murky pond where a few large slow moving fish 
are treading water near the surface. The fish don't seem too healthy and 
make ponderous movements. Their sluggishness defies the dogmas of famed 
ichthyologist Louis Agassiz when he argued with Charles Darwin over 
glaciers and survival of the fittest.

 

Bransteen and the kids' faces are reflected in the water, seemingly 
photocopied onto the surface, alongside the barely living fish, in a 
strange pop-art looking montage.

 

One of the fish, a large one, goes belly up and spreads a brackish 
cloud of secretions in the water. Its death destroys the artsy effect that 
had just existed moments before.

 

KIDS POV

 

Bransteen unexpectedly draws a revolver from behind his waistband, 
tucked under his shirt; the same revolver that Medea presented to him in a 
happier time.

 

He fires six shots in the vicinity of the large dead fish. It rolls 
around a bit before breaking into pieces. The pond's water becomes even 
more brackish.

 

The kids stare at Bransteen in wonder and fear. He winks at them and 
they laugh excitedly. Bransteen reloads his revolver. The kids inch 
closer to the edge of the pond to get a coroner's view of the bits of dead 
fish. They are so fascinated that they completely forget Bransteen. He 
tucks the gun behind his shirt and into the back of his pants before 
heading back home, unnoticed by all.

 

EXTERIOR, PLAZA, TOWN CENTER

 

On the way home Bransteen goes through the town center rather than 
backtracking along the banks of the brook. He stops at the fountain in the 
square to refresh himself, drawing several splashes of cool water onto 
his face. He then swallows a few gulps and continues on home.

 

INTERIOR HOUSE

 

Bransteen enters the kitchen and looks for something to eat. He hears 
sounds of moaning coming from his bedroom. He pushes forcefully his door 
open and sees Maria and Rotmesser making love. She is riding her 
partner like an Indian warrioress, high on her war horse.

 

BRANSTEEN

Can't you dirty your own sheets?

 

 

Maria quickly reddens in embarrassment and freezes in her stride.

Rotmesser seizes Maria's ass with his large fleshy hands and pulls 
himself into her again, regardless of the intrusion and loss of privacy.

 

ROTMESSER

(to Maria)

Bueno. B-U-E-N-O! Como exitante. Oooohhhhhh.

 

Bransteen walks away in disgust.

 

EXTERIOR, THE HOUSE

 

Bransteen exits the house in a major state of aggravation. On his way 
out the door he sees the machete hanging from a nail and takes it with 
him toward the big shade tree. He sits beneath the umbrage of the tree 
and runs his finger along the edge of the razor sharp machete. He cuts 
himself accidentally and stems the minor bleeding by sucking on his 
finger.

 

Rotmesser appears later wearing no more than a large sombrero and a 
pair of old broken-in Levy jeans and a 'cat just ate the canary' smile. He 
takes the machete away from Bransteen, tosses his sombrero to one side, 
and then stands a large ripe watermelon that had been ripening in the 
sun onto its end. With a swift and powerful stroke of the machete, 
before the watermelon loses its perpendicular balance, he cleaves the 
watermelon into two clean halves.

 

BRANSTEEN

I don't want you screwing in my bed anymore.

 

ROTMESSER

Maria loves it. Must be the sunlight in your bedroom. She blossoms like 
a cactus flower in there.

 

 

Bransteen remembers with a twinge of regret the stealthy caresses Maria 
had once applied to the insides of his thighs, and then banishes this 
sudden surging of desire from his boiling blood.

 

He then picks up Rotmesser's sombrero from the ground and leaves for 
the town center wearing the sombrero without saying a word.

 

VILLAGE, LONG SHOT AS DUSK DESCENDS

 

EXTERIOR, HOUSE

 

Rotmesser sits upon a bench eating down the sliced watermelon in loud 
smacks and slurps, washing it down with generous gulps of tequila from a 
large open bottle.

 

EXTERIOR NIGHT, A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THE OLDEST MAN IN THE INDIAN 
VILLAGE

 

The CHIEF is somewhere over 100 years old and still has a marvelous 
sense of humor. Bransteen, Maria and Rotmesser are present at the party, 
along with many VILLAGERS.

 

Many of the villagers are seated around a large table that stands 
before the village's most prominent adobe home. Women are serving food and 
drink. A local band is playing regional Mexican ballads. Kids and dogs 
are present in large numbers. Someone offers a toast to the very old 
man.

 

Every man at the party lifts his glass in honor of the Chief, except 
for Bransteen. Thinking that Bransteen is hard of hearing, an off-duty 
Mexican policeman looks directly at Bransteen and repeats the toast.

 

 

POLICEMAN

(toasting the old chief)

Un brindis para el jefe viejo!

 

 

Bransteen joins in the toast. Numerous toasts and testimonies are made, 
each followed by a shot of tequila and a small glass of beer.

Bransteen toasts and drinks so much that eventually he is drunk. Maria 
finds his drunken vulnerability irresistible and begins to brazenly 
flirt with him. In time, Maria is sitting on Bransteen's lap. He gets 
carried away and kisses Maria passionately, proceeding to uncover one of 
her breasts and suckle her bosom with a nipple kiss.

 

Maria is tremendously excited but well aware that others present may 
judge her poorly, especially Rotmesser. She gets up from Bransteen's lap 
and takes his hand.

 

MARIA

(to all)

El necessitara una regardera fria y una tasa de C A F E.

Maria walks Bransteen as she would a child into the adobe.

 

THE LARGE TABLE OUTSIDE

 

The crowd eats, dances and drinks in merriment. Rotmesser comes on to 
several of the senoritas. The Old Chief is enjoying his party immensely.

Bransteen and Maria are shown showering together as she tries to 
straighten him out with a cold shower. Then she makes some hot coffee and 
forces him to drink an entire cup. Afterward, they return to the party 
from the adobe. Bransteen seems transformed, a new man. His face is 
radiant and he possesses a newfound strength he had been lacking before.

Maria sits beside Rotmesser again, but now she seems extraordinarily 
wistful. Rotmesser adds up mentally the changes of behavior in both of 
his companions and correctly deduces why. He smiles like an old master of 
love and betrayal.

 

ROTMESSER

Bransteen. I want you and Maria to go to the market tomorrow and buy 
the Chief his own television set. (winking at Bransteen) We want to get 
him used to The Big Sleep. TV will certainly do it for him, especially 
American TV. Bransteen! Make a toast to the Chief!

 

BRANSTEEN

(toasting)

Un Brindis al mas viejo aqui!

 

 

Bransteen drinks down a double shot of aged tequila. Everyone is 
feeling merry and offering numerous toasts and stories.

 

Bransteen passes out during the party in the wee hours of the morning. 
Rotmesser offers to take Bransteen home. Maria stays behind to chat 
with her village friends, who she hasn't had much time to see for four 
months.

 

Rotmesser props Bransteen up on the saddle of a horse that one of the 
old villagers had lent him. Bransteen slides downward letting his head 
rest against the horse's neck every time he is set up straight in the 
saddle by Rotmesser. To secure Bransteen to the horse for the journey 
home, Rotmesser borrows Maria's shawl and uses it to tie Bransteen into 
the saddle.

 

EXTERIOR PLAZA, TOWN CENTER , NEAR MORNING

 

Rotmesser is leading the horse by a rope and singing to the melody of 
'My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean' with his own lyrics.

 

ROTMESSER

My Bransteen lies over the horsey ... My Bransteen lies dead drunk 
hee-hee ...

(he continues humming the tune)

 

 

Rotmesser ties the horse to the plaza fountain railing and quenches his 
taste for alcohol from a large bottle of tequila that he carried away 
from the party.

 

When alongside the fountain pool Rotmesser stares into his reflection 
and begins talking to himself.

 

ROTMESSER

(nearly drunk)

I want to sleep without the help of a bottle. ... without meeting my 
past at every dark turn of my mind. (in theatrical self pity) Every row 
of my memories is a hung jury.

 

 

Rotmesser begins to swill from his bottle again, catching for a second 
time his reflection on the surface of the fountain pool.

 

ROTMESSER

(lowering the bottle from his lips and talking to his reflection)

You've tried everything. Changed your name, change your lifestyle, 
changed your women. Never changed your religion though. And here you are 
you drunk bastard ... same as ever!

 

 

In a fit of anger Rotmesser throws the bottle violently at his 
reflection in the water.

 

ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER

 

The bottle breaks up his reflection into concentric rings.

 

ROTMESSER

Go away!

 

 

His reflection takes form again. Rotmesser turns and looks toward 
Bransteen who is still unconscious, then turns back to his reflection.

 

ROTMESSER

Tell me Rabbi, .... what should I do?

 

ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER

 

His reflection looks him in the eye and slowly gives a cynical smile. 
Rotmesser jumps back in total horror.

 

ROTMESSER

(returning to his reflection)

Do you think I can really do it?

 

ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER

 

His reflection attains a somber expression of agreement.

 

ROTMESSER

Should I?

 

 

Rotmesser's reflection silently waits. Rotmesser is paralyzed by 
indecision and drunkenness.

 

His reflection slowly fades away.

 

ROTMESSER

Come back! We're not finished. When will we meet again?

 

 

His reflection doesn't return.

 

ROTMESSER

(inebriated)

Alright then. I'll do it!

 

 

Rotmesser reaches into his saddle bag and takes a long drink from a 
fresh litre of tequila.

 

ROTMESSER

(continuing)

Damn the whole stinking world .... You're all stinking cowards!

 

 

Rotmesser walks back to his horse, takes the rope lead into his hand, 
and walks the horse and its load across the plaza and on towards his 
house.

 

EXTERIOR, FRONT OF ROTMESSER'S HOUSE

 

An underfed Mexican collie sleeps in front of the door when Rotmesser 
reaches home. The dog gives him a familiar look of fear. Rotmesser 
kneels beside the dog. It tenses as Rotmesser's hand comes closer to its 
head. Rotmesser atypically, pets the dog kindly.

 

ROTMESSER

Sorry amigo. I didn't mean it before. I was just acting tough.

 

 

He walks to the horse where Bransteen is still tied into the saddle 
with a shawl, and unconscious. Rotmesser unties him and carries him into 
the house. The stray collie follows them shyly into the house. Rotmesser 
flops Bransteen onto the top of Bransteen's bed like a sack of stone 
ground tortilla flour. Bransteen remains unconscious.

 

ROTMESSER

(looking at the dog sympathetically)

You look hungry.

 

 

He goes to the kitchen cabinet and finds a box of dog milk bones.

 

ROTMESSER

(continuing)

You see pooch, every man has in his heart ... at least a bit of 
generosity.

 

 

Rotmesser then proceeds to remove one single milkbone from the box. He 
then puts the milkbone onto a very large clean platter on the floor. 
The dog looks forlornly at this hollow gesture.

 

EXTERIOR, FRONT OF THE HOUSE, DAWN, MANY HOURS LATER

 

The house is quiet. There is no dog whatsoever sleeping in front of the 
house. Hanging from the door nail is the razor sharp machete. The 
machete blade is dirtied with blood.

 

INTERIOR, BRANSTEEN'S ROOM

 

View of Bransteen having an uneasy dream.

 

DREAM SEQUENCE

 

INTERIOR CAR, THE ACCIDENT OF HIS PARENTS, DAY

 

The car is tumbling down a ravine. Bodies are whirling on the inside of 
the car. Someone's view from inside the car looks through a windshield 
and at the violently spinning landscape outside. A head collides with 
the windshield and a web-like design of cracks instantly materializes on 
the windshield. The cinema screen becomes a massive opaque mosaic of 
glass.

 

ROTMESSER

(inside Bransteen's dream sequence)

Finally you've arrived. Now we're both in each other's nightmare. How 
do you like it here?

 

INTERIOR CAR, BEFORE THE FALL INTO THE RAVINE

 

Bransteen's FATHER and MOTHER are sitting in the front of the car, his 
father driving. Young Bransteen is in the back seat behind his dad. 
Believing his child's fantasy world is worth sharing, Bransteen cups his 
small hands playfully around his father's eyes as his father is driving. 
Now sightless, his father begins to drive dangerously out of control.

 

ROTMESSER, AGAIN IN THE DREAM SEQUENCE

 

Rotmesser puts his hands around the eyes of the President of the United 
States
. Wall Street brokers are shown selling off entire industries 
(several camera shots of deals, and factories with outraged workers being 
laid off, shots of auction sales of office equipment, etc.).

 

Military colonels are then shown supervising shipments of cocaine through 
military logistics and transport, with Mossad and American intelligence agents 
looking on from a tall building with zoom lenses, supervising some 
supplementary MI6 personnel (many shots at different army bases scattered 
throughout the United States). Arms dealers in London are shown sealing 
business deals at secret locations with men dressed in Hasidic and 
Islamic garb (many shots at different locations in London and in Israel). 
Many Muslims in Muslim countries are shown oppressed by dictators of 
their same race and tribe.

 

Most of these dictators are prominent in banking empires. Mounds of shell shattered cheap

eyeglasses lay like diamond 
deposits next to mountains of dead Arabic boys dressed in oversized 
men's army uniforms. Their dictators are shown withdrawing titantic 
amounts from Swiss and Canadian and Bermuda banks. Wealthy tourists are shown 
sunning at Haifa and on Greek islands, the badly dressed local natives 
cleaning their rooms.

 

BRANSTEEN, IN HIS BED

 

Bransteen awakens from his delirium in an extreme state of agitation, 
compounded by his colossal hangover.

 

He then walks in obvious pain and discomfort to the kitchen. He opens 
the fridge and takes deep drinks from a cool water jug. He looks to his 
left after he has slacked his thirst and then sees the stray collie 
lying dead in a pool of blood.

 

It has a deep machete gash on its neck that came close to being a 
complete decapitation.

 

 

BRANSTEEN

What the hell?!

 

 

Bransteen drops the water jug onto the floor and it breaks into 
hundreds of pieces of broken glass. He then races for Rotmesser's room. 
Rotmesser is not there. Bransteen rushes back to his own room and retrieves 
the revolver given to him by Medea.

 

BRANSTEEN

(shouting as he is running out of his room)

You blood thirsting devil!

 

 

Bransteen traverses the kitchen again where the dead collie lays and 
also the many shards of glass.

 

BRANSTEEN

(continuing)

 

You'd better forget all about your gold, Rabbi. I'm gonna rob you of 
the most precious thing on earth to you.   Not Maria. Not money. Not your obsessions of sweet revenge ….

 

BRANSTEEN

(continuing after a pause)

…..YOUR LIFE!

 

 

Bransteen suddenly spots Rotmesser running for his life down the 
concrete steps of the front porch of the house.

 

BRANSTEEN

(taking aim at close range)

Now you will understand how 'to serve is to rule'.

 

 

Rotmesser turns around and prepares to make a lunge at Bransteen with 
his machete.

 

ROTMESSER

(shouting maniacally as he lunges)

Take good care of M-A-R-I-A!

 

SOUND OF SEVERAL PISTOL SHOTS

 

Rotmesser keels over and his head bangs against the cement steps.

 

BRANSTEEN'S POV

 

Rotmesser lies dead, legs and arms akimbo. Several powder burns are 
evident on his shirt. Blood oozes from a huge hole in his head and from 
his chest. Bransteen drops the pistol in utter exhaustion and with a deep 
and disturbing relief, like the pronouncement of a negative test at an 
AIDS clinic.

 

BRANSTEEN

(looking down at Rotmesser's body)

I know you thought of killing me often. It's in your blood and you were 
trained to operate on that level. Maybe you served Israel well. Perhaps 
you were always only serving yourself. Who knows? I don't know anything 
specific about your good deeds on earth. I only know firsthand a few of 
your bad.

 

Maybe you've finally found peace ... at last!

 

FADE OUT:

 

FADE IN:

 

EXTERIOR, ROTMESSER'S FORMER HOUSEFRONT, NOW BRANSTEEN'S

 

FIVE YEARS LATER

 

In the yard, Bransteen looks appreciably older and more authoritative 
in his bearing. He is helping Maria to hang freshly washed laundry on 
the line. A YOUNG BOY, a little over four years old, is playing in the 
dirt. He has blue eyes and many of Bransteen's features.

 

BRANSTEEN

Miguelito. Go get washed up. It's almost time to eat. Vayate.

 

MARIA

(looking at her son)

Listen to papa when he speaks, Chiquito. (to Bransteen)

Tesoro. Some scavengers they say find bones on top of hill today. I 
tell them stay silent and we give them food.

 

BRANSTEEN

Maria. Don't worry about Rotmesser. I told everybody around here that 
he went back to the States for his business. Besides, nobody could ever 
find him in New York or anywhere else when he was a 'most wanted man'.

 

MARIA

It very good we have no witness, verdad mi amor?

 

EXTERIOR, HILLTOP

 

Hundreds of large black turkey buzzards are hulking around some rubbish 
and a small pile of bones slightly exposed in some turned soil. There 
is a badly decomposed manuscript of a book partially buried with a 
barely legible map of the world, exposed, denoting the spread of 
Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Judaism. Rotmesser was never properly buried, it 
is easy to see.

 

EXTERIOR, BRANSTEEN AND MARIA'S HOME

 

Bransteen smiles lovingly at Maria and helps her to grind corn for 
fresh tortillas.

 

BRANSTEEN

Maria. Why don't we give ourselves a second chance?

 

It's not that I'm unhappy here. But ... let's take Miguelito to America 
and start something new. He's old enough for something like that now.

 

 

Maria looks pensive for a while and then slowly breaks into a look of 
expectancy, as if great good fortune is now suddenly on its way.

 

MARIA

I like this idea ... and Miguelito. He go to good school in New York?

 

BRANSTEEN

(persuasively)

Yeah. We might find a good public one. If not, we'll send him to that 
good Jewish school where Marlon Brando sent his kids ... or some other 
private school. We'll have to save plenty of money after lots of hard 
work to afford putting him into a private school.

 

Maybe we will just keep him at home, away from guns and the public 
schools, and teach him ourselves, until we have the money for a private 
school.   Is that okay?

 

MARIA

If you think so. You are my esposo.

 


INTERIOR, NEXT MORNING, INSIDE THE HOUSE

 

Bransteen gets out of bed. Maria still sleeps. Bransteen walks across 
the living room and looks in on his son. Miguelito also sleeps soundly. 
Bransteen puts some water on the gas burner for coffee. A knock is 
heard at the front door. Bransteen is not expecting any visitors. He shows 
a mixture of curiosity and suspicion as he makes his way towards the 
latched screen door.

 

BRANSTEEN

(opening the door) Good morning. What can I do for you?

 

 

Gabriel and Jenny are standing in the doorway, looking a little 
uncomfortable standing on an unfamiliar porch in a strange country. A sleek 
black New Yorker Towncar can be seen in the background. Perspiration has 
blotched their elegant clothing with swirling ribbons of sweat.

 

GABRIEL

(making an obvious effort to be friendly)

Hello. Are you Bransteen?

(stammering)

Plea ... pleas ... please don't be alarmed. We're here on a friendly 
visit. No one else knows we're here except my father-in-law, a dangerous 
enemy of your deceased partner, Rabbi Rotmesser.

 

 

Bransteen eyes them both slowly and suspiciously.

 

GABRIEL

(continuing)

You see, we've come to give you the reward money for the successful 
eradication of the former most pressing difficulty in my father-in-law's 
affairs.

 

Rotmesser once had him sent him to prison ... and as a result shattered 
all concept of loyalty-within-friendship that Jenny's father had ever 
understood. His best friend had turned informant, turning it into profit 
for himself ... the Rotmesser.

 

You get the picture?

 

BRANSTEEN

(after a hesitation)

Is the lady at your side his daughter?

 

GABRIEL

Yes.

 

BRANSTEEN Okay.

Come in please.

 

 

Gabriel and Jenny enter Bransteen's home. Maria is awake now and helps 
to seat them comfortably. She gives them a friendly smile, mixed with 
curiosity, and a little fear. Maria has never seen a Swedish woman 
before.

 

GABRIEL

(to Bransteen)

You know. You don't look much like the photograph we had of you. We 
picked it up from your former music agent. It's from way back in your 
nightclub career.

 

BRANSTEEN

Some Hasidic punks beat me badly on the Lower East Side once. You know 
... a few bad apples ruin the bushel. I needed a bit of plastic 
surgery.

 

MARIA

(to her guests)

I get you beer or soda?

 

JENNY

I'll have some beer, thanks. It's been a long ride. Do you have 
Heineken?

 

Gabriel honey, why don't you tell them why we came so we can leave them 
their privacy.

 

Don't forget, dearest. We must meet up with the Spielbirds in Tel Aviv 
for a conference in just two days, and then on to Mr. Obits' California 
mansion for the annual black tie dinner.

 

GABRIEL

We've come here on behalf of my father-in-law. He offered 
half-a-million dollars over five years ago to anyone who killed Rotmesser. He was 
quite disappointed when two women were found shot and covered with 
contusions on a desert highway near the ....

 

BRANSTEEN

(surprised)

Those two women on motorcycles!

 

GABRIEL

I don't think anyone could ever forget two sisters like the Fatwas if 
they had ever met them.

 

As I was saying, two women, unidentifiable, were found murdered in the 
Southwest. They had died in a horrible motorcycle accident. Their faces 
and bodies were too badly mutilated for a positive identification.

 

BRANSTEEN

They nearly killed us! (pausing)

But how did you hear that Rotmesser died?

 

 

Jenny looks over toward Gabriel and signals that it's alright to tell 
Bransteen the truth.

 

GABRIEL

Wolfsheim has contacts throughout most of the world, even many here in 
these mountains. But none close to your village. Rotmesser was clever 
in his selection of this little homestead here. It took a few years for 
even recycled information to trickle down to us.

 

 

Bransteen looks anxious and prepared for bad news.

 

BRANSTEEN

(with tremendous apprehension) So you've come here to ...

 

GABRIEL

(quickly)

... to ... pay you in cash the half-million dollar reward!

Please accept my father-in-law's largesse and we'll be on our merry 
way!

 

 

Miguelito is walking sleepy-eyed towards the bathroom.

 

MARIA

(excitedly to Miguelito)

Miguelito! Miguelito! We go to New York and you learn many things in 
good school.

 

MIGUELITO

New York? Where's that?

 

EVERYONE in the room laughs in an uproar.

 

GABRIEL

Just one more thing.

 

BRANSTEEN

Yes?

 

GABRIEL

Did you happen to see Rotmesser at any time working on a diary or his 
memoirs or his History of Judaism?

 

BRANSTEEN

(swiftly but without arising suspicion)

No! If Rotmesser had a flair for writing I never got to see him using 
it ... he was too busy drinking tequila and dispatching of hired 
killers. I've never seen a manuscript or notebook.

 

 

 

Bransteen gives a sigh.

 

BRANSTEEN

What a loss!

 

FADE OUT:

 

FADE IN:

 

EXTERIOR, EARLY MORNING

 

Bransteen, Maria, and Miguelito are driving a Mercedes across the 
George Washington Bridge. Bransteen is at the wheel. He and Maria are 
childishly excited, even more than Miguelito. The New York skyline looms in 
Fritz Lang-fashion before their eyes.

 

Miguelito lunges forward from the back seat and cups his hands around 
Bunny's eyes. The car swerves into the next lane on the bridge.

 

INTERIOR CAR, COUNTRY ROAD, BRANSTEEN IN HIS CHILDHOOD

FLASHBACK

 

BRANSTEEN'S POV

 

Bransteen's MOTHER is reading a consumer fashion magazine in the front 
seat, completely oblivious to her surroundings. His father is staring 
at the road ahead, relaxed and enjoying his mastery of the family car. 
Young Bransteen impulsively springs toward his father and 
demonstratively hugs his father's face with his arms, folding them around his 
father's eyes.

 

SERIES OF CAMERA SHOTS

 

In a hallucinogenic frenzy of images Bransteen's FATHER is seen cursing 
and trying to control the car. His Mother is seen in the midst of 
turning a page of a magazine, showing no alarm or cognizance of the hopeless 
emergency that has so cataclysmically befallen them, her thoughts 
folded like new blouses in a tidy box purchased at an expensive department 
store.

 

The forest rushes past the car windows as the car plunges over the 
mountainside. The Father is next seen with a crushed skull and broken neck, 
slumped over the steering column. His Mother is shown with her waist 
caught tightly in the windshield, feet protruding outward, face frozen in 
death on the floor of the car, facing eye to eye little Bransteen, who 
is still inside.

 

BRANSTEEN'S POV

 

He looks at the bloodied, inert bodies of his parents.

BLOOD on the windshield looms larger and larger on the screen until the 
entire screen is red, the full screen glowing in red intensity until it 
materializes into the red tail light of a car in front of their 
Mercedes on the George Washington Bridge, bringing Bransteen back to the 
present.

 

Maria grabs the steering wheel and swings the car away from the 
menacing tail lights. Bransteen finally grasps the situation and forcefully 
stands on the brakes with all his might. The Mercedes screeches to the 
far right hand lane, tires smoking, and gently abuts the guard railing, 
bumping to a halt.

 

INTERIOR CAR, BRANSTEEN'S FACE

 

A small gash on Bransteen's forehead trickles blood. Maria dabs it with 
a napkin. When the family collects itself emotionally, silence rules 
the scene. Bransteen then looks into the rear-view mirror. He stares at 
himself, examining his injury.

 

MARIA

Honey. Nobody hurt. Let's get off bridge, okay? Rapido!

 

 

Bransteen regains his composure, gives a loving smile to Maria, and 
then gets as quickly as he can back into the express lane feeding into 
Manhattan.

 

BRANSTEEN

Thank you Maria. You saved all of our lives. You can't imagine how much 
you have proven yourself -- an equal, if not a superior to my own 
mother.

 

INTERIOR MEXICAN RESTAURANT, LOWER EAST SIDE

 

Bransteen mixes margaritas behind the bar. The restaurant is nearly 
full and the customers are very happy.

 

EXTERIOR RESTAURANT

 

A majestic sign hangs above the door and reads:

CASA MARIA ON LUDLOW

 

Maria is seen entering the restaurant with Miguelito. Maria holds 
Miguelito's hand and he clutches in turn a dog leash. At the end of the 
leash is a beautiful Great Dane puppy. They all enter the restaurant.

 

 

BRANSTEEN (OS)

Dios Mios! What is that?

 

MIGUELITO

Pepe, Pepe, Pepe ... It's my Pepe. He's mine!

 

 

The DINERS chuckle. A table of celebrants drinking several pitchers of 
margaritas make
 a toast.

 

CELEBRANTS

A toast to Pepe! A Dane to remember!

 

 

Much laughter follows. A barely audible TELEVISION is anchored high 
upon the wall. The evening newscast plays. The waiter turns up the volume.

 

BRANSTEEN, BEHIND THE BAR

 

 

MARIA (OS)

Go upstairs Miguelito, and take your new pal with you.

 

 

Miguelito walks through a private door behind the bar that provides 
access to their apartment. Bransteen pets the little Great Dane 
affectionately on the head as the two pass. Miguelito opens the door without help 
from his parents that leads from behind the bar to their very large 
upstairs apartment.

 

Maria joins Bransteen behind the bar. She assists him in preparing the 
next round of pitchers of margaritas for the talkative customers.

Bransteen looks up suddenly towards the restaurant's street entrance. 
Schmitty enters and approaches the happily married co-owners.

 

SCHMITTY

(as he heads toward the bar)

Bransteen! Bransteen! Quick!

Turn up the volume.

 (pointing toward the 
TV set)

 You'll understand soon!

 

 

THE TELEVISION SCREEN, EVENING NEWSCAST

 

TV ANNOUNCER

Tonight ... Tragedy in Arkansas.

 

Three reputed underlings in the day to day trafficking of cocaine were 
found washed ashore on the banks of the Arkansas River, near Little 
Rock
. Much talk about Mena is in the air.

 

Forty six bullet holes were counted by the coroner in the least ravaged 
of the bodies. An obvious retribution killing, says the Chief-of-Police 
of Little Rock. Personal identification was left intact on the corpses, 
much like a calling card.

 

The three were known by the street names of Hulk, Needle, and Smack. 
Their deaths arouse long lingering suspicions of international 
involvement in the supervision and shipping of large cocaine trafficking networks 
throughout U.S. military bases, on American soil.

 

Seven heavy-load military vehicles have already been impounded in the escalating scandal.

In Washington, federal agents are reopening the case of the alleged 
suicide of Vinnie Voster, who had been investigating these cocaine 
channels for many years after responding to his constituents' complaints in 
the State of Arkansas. His untimely death terminated the initial 
investigations many years ago.

 

Newest details at 7.

 

 

The BODIES of Hulk, Needle and Smack are shown on the banks of the 
Arkansas River on the television screen.

 

BEHIND BAR, BRANSTEEN, SCHMITTY AND MARIA

 

 

SCHMITTY

(in a sly whisper)

Those three look really drunk on success, huh?

 

BRANSTEEN

(responding as if he hadn't heard)

 

Schmitty. The past is behind me now.

I'm looking only at the present 
...

You've got a fabulous recording business, and no debts.

 

(speaking with slang for emphasis)

 

But it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing!

 

BRANSTEEN

(continuing)

I'm thinking about going back into the industry. Like an outlaw in the 
old Wild West, ... who can't lay down his guns for too long ... and I 
can't lay down my guitar for too much time, either.

 

I've been practicing every waking hour that I'm not working here in the 
restaurant.

 

 

Schmitty awaits Bransteen to get to his point.

 

BRANSTEEN

I'm ready to make some music, maybe even record an album. Maria loves 
the restaurant and I think she can manage it alone most of the time. 
She's very competent.

 

SCHMITTY

Then what the hell are we waiting for?

 

 

The two friends laugh.

 

MARIA

Esposo ... Schmitty give you a nice break in the music business?

 

BRANSTEEN

It seems so, chiquita.

 

SCHMITTY

(toasting)

Friendship ... Over religion and greed.

 

 

Bransteen, Schmitty and Maria exude warm hopes for tomorrow.

 

EXTERIOR, RESTAURANT

 

One last pan shot of the three friends inside the restaurant.

 

A CHINESE fast food DELIVERY man is shown in the street, pedaling his 
bicycle at a brisk pace around the corner of the restaurant, happy in 
his new country.

 

FADE OUT AND CREDITS

 

THE END

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Other fiction by Bryan Adrian:

Assorted fiction long and short

http://boudiccaarran.tripod.com/

Jumping Ship in Batumi

http://carpathian_bronze.tripod.com/Batumi-Boat-Hopping.html
Married to my Spyderco Knife

https://www.angelfire.com/poetry/aisling/Spyderco_Blues.html

“TAKE TWO”, a short story about independent movie making in the East Village of NYC
https://www.angelfire.com/de/Boiishaft/TakeTwo.html
AISLING" QUARTERLY, "New World Order" by Bryan Adrian
http://boudiccaarran.tripod.com/aisling_bryan_adrian.html

Anatomy of a Freebaser

https://www.angelfire.com/poetry/aisling/CRACKHEAD.html
 Nature’s Beauty, in City Writers NYC
https://www.angelfire.com/indie/hollywoodtattler/Natures_Beauty.htm
 PIG HEADED IN BRASIL, a short story by Bryan Adrian
https://www.angelfire.com/de/Boiishaft/pigheaded_in_brasil.html
TWISTED WHISPERS, a short story about an unusual pharmacist
https://www.angelfire.com/poetry/aisling/TWISTED_WHISPERS.html

Collection of short stories by bryan adrian
https://www.angelfire.com/de/Boiishaft/best_of_bryan_adrian.html

Vampire in my Dreamspace 

https://www.angelfire.com/scifi/krakenwarriors/vampires.htm

best paintings of bryan + assorted fiction
http://boudiccaarran.tripod.com/paintings_bryanadrian.html

Old Druid Irish Journal, ARRAN, Bryan Adrian

 https://www.angelfire.com/poetry/aisling/bryanadrian.html

If I Had a Pussy [cat], poem by Bryan Adrian
https://www.angelfire.com/poetry/aisling/if-i-had-a-pussy.html

Poetry Readout on Manhattan’s Upper West Side--
https://www.angelfire.com/de/Boiishaft/DORIANS.html

 WATERFRONT WEEK, NYC, 2002, Bryan Adrian's TAKE TWO short story 
http://web.archive.org/web/20020305061316/http://www.h2oweek.com/10-8/two.html

MINDSTORM interview with rising new starlet in an East European film on remote viewing 

http://beaties_of_bulgaria.tripod.com/mindstorm.html 

Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut 

https://www.angelfire.com/indie/hollywoodtattler/KUBRICK-EWS.html

Lay lady lay performed in China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn4u5GWUzKo

 

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footnote: Obermayer and Obermaier also initiated the Paradise Papers, which were published on November 5, 2017. The trove of 13.5 million records revealed the hidden fortune of Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau’s chief fundraiser Stephen Bronfman and the offshore dealings of Queen Elizabeth II.















Gentlemen of the Road by Michael Chabon, The Wind of the Khazars 2003, Azerbaijan. In the 10th century, a young Jew named Isaac is sent to Khazaria by the head rabbi of Cordoba; Canadian Eva Bartlett and the press conference arranged by the Syrian mission to the UN; The Rabbi King:David of Khazaria by Monroe S. Kuttner (Xlibris, 2001); THE POWER AND THE GLORY, by Graham Greene; Priest (2006) by Ken Bruen of the Jack Taylor series; The Eagle Catcher by Margaret Coel; The Edge of Sadness