It was the summer and I was 12 years old. Me and wack0 went to our other bestest most best friend Chris' house. He lived a street over from me and we walked over there to see if he wanted to come out and play. The whole way their all wack0 did was talk about how he had to go pee but he didn't want to go on a bush or on the side of a building. When we got to Chris' house we had to walk up a flight of stairs cuz Chris lived in the upper apartment and when wack0 looked at all those stairs he almost peed on himself on the spot. We walked all the way up and rang his doorbell but no one answered. Wack0 had to go so bad that he asked me to be the look out as he walked up to the corner next to the door... He unzipped and started to pee right in Chris' hallway!! He wouldn't pee in a bush outside or on the side of a building but in someone's hallway in their house? Sure why not??? Just as he zipped up his pants Chris opened the door with a look of glee and told us we needed to see something that he made just before we got there. If it wasn't for that need to show us some thing he might have noticed the liquid stream headed towards the stairs from the corner. We walked into his house and he told us to go with him into the bathroom. We both were wondering what it was he could have made in the bathroom but as we walked in it became very very obvious. As we walked in the smell of peanuts and ham was overwhelming. He told us to look into the toilet and what we saw was something that still haunts me to this day. What was it you ask? Green poo!! It was a 3-foot long green turd in the toilet!! It was circling the toilet and it was just one single turd. No other regular turds, no nuggets just one long green poo log. And you know what the worst part was? There was no toilet paper in there with it!!! I asked him where the paper was and he just laughed like I was joking with him or something. He said that it was so great he wasn't gonna flush it away until he could get a picture of it so we went in to the living room to play some Nintendo before he photographed it.  We started to play a game of Crash 'n the Boy followed by a game of The Defenders of Dynatron City cuz those were the only games Chris had for his NES. It was ok to leave it in there because the only other one home was his sister and she was in her room listening to music or something. Until she had to pee that is. We didn't notice her go to the bathroom cuz we were right in the middle of a Street Challenge with Crash 'n the Boyz but we noticed when we heard the yell. She screamed louder than I have ever heard another human scream. She yelled, "What the fuck is this?? It's fuckin green?? Chris!! Get the fuck in here and flush this thing or I'm gonna tell mom on you!!" He told her to flush it herself but she didn't seem to happie about that statement. She ran into the living room and pulled him by his hair into the bathroom and told him to flush it before she put his head in the toilet. He flushed it away and walked out mumbling something about punching her in the face. Just as he sat back down in front of the TV she yelled again "Chris! Why wasn't there any toilet paper in there????" He just laughed and we continued to play good old NES. If only we had taken a pic of it... I guess the one below will have to do. The moral of the storie?? If you poo and it's long and green take a picture and save it forever because you never know when a time will come when you want to rite a storie about it on the internet and you will need it... <<Back to main>>