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That last storie about Murder she wrote really fried my brain... I dont know if
anyone noticed but I didn't even run it thru a spell checker... and look how long
it took me to recover from it? It's been like 3 months for God's sake!!! Oh
well before I get back on that sore subject let's get down to business. Let's get
on with my very first... TOP 10 LIST!!! YAY! ok to be honest I dont really know if I have done one before cuz I was wayyyyy to lazy to actually check but I'm pretty sure this is the first of it's kind from Tha Website Funnhouse so without any more talkin and hatein on Murder she wrote, here we go... The Top 10 Shitty Cartoons From the 80's!!! Number 10: ALF the Cartoon! A show where a live action ALF remembers his years on Melmac in the form of cartoons... and the later episodes even had ALF and all his alien pals doing Melmac remakes of stories likes Robin Hood, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty!! "I steal from the rich and give to the poor... HA!" If I remeber right at some point this cartoon was so popular (Or so cheap to make...) that it went to an hour from a half hour!! Just having to think back to the later episodes of this show are already making me rethink this whole list... Oh well I guess it's to late now so lets forge ahead to number 9... Number 9: Camp Candy! Ok so John Candy runs a Camp and all the kids love him and they have lots of fun and get into many comedy filled adventures. Plus there is an evil business man always tryin to shut down the camp so he can build some condos and stuff... and who can forget that theme song? Candy's voice crackin as he sang "At cammmmp caaaaandy!!" ewwwwww gives me chills just thinking about it... but it's still better then some stuff... Number 7: The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang! Yes it was a real cartoon and yes I wish I would have done a list of the top 10 GOOD cartoons right about now to... although to be honest except for a couple shows like this one the list would have probably been pretty close to the same ;) So anyway The Fonz and his Happy Days pails travel in time (yes they really did...) spreading cool fun to people with a girl named Cupcake! And you know what the worst part was??? Unless they had really good voice alikes on the show... all the TV show actors played themselves. Number 6: Hulk Hogans Rock N Wrestling!! Now you had to know I was gonna include this show on here somewhere!! I have already talked about it on the site and I couldnt talk about crappy cartoons without mentioning it! Come on Wrestlers all go on adventures around the world and work to gether to fight evil wrestlers doing bad things!! and the Wrestlers themselves were to busy to supply voices for it!! The voices they got weren't even close!! How could I not have it here??? Number 5: David The Gnome A cartoon about an old gnome and his old wife and their pet fox... fuckin crap!! Number 4: The Snorks Smirfs that live underwater with giant wieners popping out of the tops of their heads!! Do I need to say more? Number 3: Shirt Tales A bunch of animals live in a tree in the park each has a different color shirt that they were when they hang out. But as soon as someone is in trouble they yell "Shirt Ta-Ta-Ta-Tales" and magically they are now all wearing RED shirts and they can escape from the tree and the park they live in to save the day!! There was also a park ranger guy who the shirt tales would outsmart 3 or 4 times an episode to escapre from the park. Then when the day was saved they would return to the tree (which by the way was decked out with TVs and computers and the like...) and go back to being normal talking shirt wearing hollow tree living animals... Number 2: Gilligan's Planet The professor finally divised a plan to get the cast-a-ways off the island once and for all!! He built a space ship to get them all to freedom!! Now first things first... how could he build a damn spaceship but not build a boat... or PATCH THE HOLE in the original boat?? Either way the space ship flys off course and into space. They crash land ona planet and are marooned again!! I guess it's a good thing the planet had oxygen on it... and things that humans can eat to survive. But there was one good thing about Gilligan's Planet... at least the Harlem Globtrotters didn't show up and play the cast-a-way's in a game of B-Ball... And now it's almost time for the number 1 crappy 80's cartoon as voted on by me! But first let me just say that if you're still here you must be a real glutten for punishment cuz even I lost intrest after Hulk Hogan... but either way here it is the WORST cartoon to come out in the 1980's!!! NUMBER 1: THE GARY COLEMAN SHOW!!! Ewwwwww... ok here goes. Gary Coleman is dead (Which all alone is not so bad!) and while in heaven has to go to school to learn angel stuff to earn his wings. He isn't doin so well so he is sent down to earth to help those of us mortals that need it. Once he gets here he ditches his angel robe for a polo shirt and some Mr. Rogers shoes and takes his halo off. He also attends human school with his friends and does other goody goody things. And as in all cartoons in the 80's there was a bad guy that Gary had to stop in every episode aswell. But thats not all in this crappy cartoon... the whole plat was based on Gary trying to earn his wings yet oddly enough looking at the pic above and many pics from this P.O.S. he HAS wings already!! Making the whole thing not needed in any way!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why does God do thing like this to us? First he kills Gary Coleman and just when you think everything is right in the world... he brings Gary back as a do gooder angel on a quest to earn the wings he already has!! Why do u tease us God? WHY?? Well that was fun wasn't it? No? I didn't think so either... man gettin back into the swing of Stories isn't as easy as I thought it would be. Oh well I guess that means I just have write then more often right?? Oh well I hope you enjoyed at least some of what you read, maybe it brought back some memories of saturday mornings spent looking for something to watch that wasn't one of these cartoons or making fun of these shitty toon with your friedns at lunch. Either way memories are fun and that's what this was all about :) |
