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i love:
my boyfriend; the simpsons; coffee with sugar, no milk; the cure; the smell right before it rains; the colour violet; kitties; camel wides; indian food; serious men with pretty faces; shiny things; kissing; well-groomed eyebrows; violins; reading the newspaper in the morning; staying up late; playing pool; playing lunch money and smoking a cigar; denny's; david bowie; lilies; nail polish; diet coke; wal-mart; eating out; school; sleeping all day; the $1 movie theater; the gameshow network; friendly foreigners; shopping; lifetime original movies
i hate:
poor grammar; people who constantly misspell or use the wrong form of words; long lines; going to the dentist (i am cavity-prone); poor hygiene; the smell of hospitals; pseudo-intellectuals; crying babies; fake boobs; wearing shoes when i don't have to; tattoos that look like the person holding the needle was drunk; beer; my butt; those "genius" kids on television who can recite every part of the theory of relativity but can't tell the difference between a monet and a dali; false advertisement; dishonest mechanics; cockroaches; fish; strong perfume; the aggressive squirrel; chlorine; people who don't know when to quit; the summer heat; cashews; boredom; fake tans; arkansas; stupidity; excessively long hair; red meat; dry skin; mtv; boogers; people who are constantly late; people who form strong emotional attachments to their opinions; the colour yellow; bugs; clowns; wimpy roller coasters; romantic comedies
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