Soon the group got tired of waiting and decided to fly to the far away ends of the planet. “So then he says, ‘Get that jello!’” Their leader, Alyssa, told the rest of her superhero friends. They all cracked up. But the fun atmosphere was broken by un-Godly seriousness, “My Lord…” Nick said, “Look…” Everyone’s eyes fell to the ground; it was littered with the bodies of Mooninites and The Bees of Smite.
“We need 30 CC’s of backup! Stat!” Alyssa yelled. Cassidy wasted no time in dialing their backup in her Matrix-style cell phone.
Everything was going smoothly as they neared the battle… then gravity happened.
“Ahh! Crap!” Rosalie yelled as they fell, “What the?!?!? Alyssa, what in the name of flying pole vaults of smite happened?!” Nick asked. “I don’t have a freaking clue.” Alyssa said standing up, “I guess The Bees of Smite are using a gravity machine to give them the advantage over the Mooninites.”
“That’s crap!” Cassidy said dusting herself off. “It’s better this way, reguardless.” Alyssa told her. “Why?” Asked Rosalie. “’Cause, we should wait for our backup.” She responded.
Just then, their backup arrived. “What seems to be the problem here?” he asked as he stood next to Alyssa, “Here’s the deal Zamora,” she preceded to explain to him the situation at hand.
~*~ POINT 1 MINUTES LATER ~*~
“So then he says, ‘Get that jello!’” Everyone burst out laughing… again. “God, that never gets old!” Zamora said. “So anyway, yeah, we need to go in there and kick some Bee ass.” Alyssa told everyone. “Why should we help the Mooninites? I mean, they’re such jerks.” Said Kyle, as he appeared from no where. “Beacause, remember, back in the day, when we all used to go to that crappy school, and those damn bees would get into stupid Ms. Minor’s classroom; and scare the shit outta Maddie Snow? Well, they’re gonna pay for disrupting my edumacation!” She said as she sprang into action.
Cassidy, Nick, Rosalie, Kyle, and Paul (who also just happened to appear) all followed Alyssa as she took off towards the battle, that was raging just yards away. Mike stayed back to call in his backup, a group of gay dinosaurs, to the scene.
Then the fighting began…
~*~ 3 MINUTES LATER ~*~
“This is so unbelieveably boring!” Cassidy said, “How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck sould chuck BEES!” Nick said randomly as they continued to swat The Bees of Smite. “Yeah I know, but we have to get rid of them!” Paul, who hadn’t said anything to any of them up until this point, chimed in. “Shut your ass up.” Kyle said, and they began to fight. “You two are so stupid!” Rosalie yelled, joining the fight. Alyssa rolled her eyes and decided that this stupid-ass war had gone on long enough, The Bees of Smite were weakened, and the Mooninites needed to get the hell off Earth in her opinion. So she pulled out her secret weapon…
THE SHOE OF SMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone ran to get out of the way as Alyssa chucked the Shoe into the remaining fighters, where it blew up. “Mass chaos!” Nick yelled.
Soon they were all back at Alyssa’s dance club, The Groovy Disco, eating pie and discoing. The Bees of Smite were Smitten, the Mooninites went home, and the whole stupid war was soon forgotten. And they all lived superly at The Groovy Disco ever after.