THE OFFICIAL ALIEN WEBPAGE

Super Best Friends!!

Hi, this site is all about aliens, REAL ALIENS, not fuck tards like ET. This site is awesome. Our names are Erik and Ross and we know aliens are real. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally leet.

Facts:

1. Aliens are homosexual.

2. Aliens abduct, kill, and circumsize stupid people the time.

3. The purpose of the aliens is to fly around in their tea cups and spread aids in Africa.

Weapons and gear:

This Alien Knife is too circumsize abducted dipshits... That is a rabbai alien holding it.

This alien gun is not used for killing. It is used for microwaving scrotums so they pop corn your semen!

These are alien Throwing Stars. They project these from their penises when they want to abduct some one and boomarang them back.

 

REMEMBER ALIENS ARE ALL SUPER BEST FRIENDS AND STICK TOGETHER LIKE MEXICANS. THEY BELIEVE IN PINK PRIDE, AS ALIENS ARE ALL THE COLOR PINK, NOT GREEN. IF YOU SEE A GREEN ALIEN HE IS A PUSSY OR A RETARTED SPY!! ALIENS WORST ENEMIES ARE RETARDS BECAUSE RETARTED BRAIN WAVES HURT THIER MINDS!! TELETUBBIES ARE PUSSY ALIEN SPIES WHO WANT TO KILL ALL ALIENS BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO LEET FOR THEM. REMEMBER, NO ONE CAN KILL A ALIEN, THEY ARE TOO LEET FOR U AND THOSE FAKE PICTURES YOU SEE ARE RETARDS AND ALIEN SPIES. THE ONLY REAL ALIEN PICTURES YOU WILL SEE ARE ON THIS WEBSITE.

ALIEN INFORMATION

Introduction story to all those who dont believe in aliens, this is a true story!

About 5 days ago a little kid named Mark McJew was walking home with his friends when some aliens riding ancient Chinese pandas jumped out of the bushes. The boys started to run, but the aliens boomeranged them with their penal-projectiles to the ground. Then the leader alien came out and began to split waves of flesh-eating gophers from his mouth, luckily for Mark and his friends, the gophers went right for the orphanage. Suddenly a shit demon appeared out of no where and promised to grant the panda’s 3 wishes if they freed him from his prison, but the panda’s were to leet for him so they beat the shit of him with ancient Chinese bamboo fighting poles. By this time the police had arrived and began to shoot at the aliens who then wrapped their enormous foreskin around the police cars and crushed them. Then a suicide bomber crawled out of a panda’s asshole and blew himself up, killing everything in the area, even the small woodland creatures, no one likes them, except the pirates.

Now that you know aliens are real...

This is a typical alien invasion atop someones home!

This is what retarted spies do to make fun of aliens!

This is the last picture of Mark Mcjew before he was abducted...

And last but not least ALIENS ALWAYS RUN FROM THESE PEOPLE