Dear Gh0d,
Does Satan really exist?
Love little Sally...

Little Sally,
Of course Satan really exists,
however Satan is normally refered to as Sophie...

My Friend like, told me that, like worshipping you is evil & is like worshipping a "false idol" is this like, true?
like yeah.

"Like Yeah,"
If a friend told you to jump of a cliff would you do it?
(hmmm, on second thoughts...)

Can you do any magic tricks???
Spock.

no.

That's pathetic!

Spock has been smited.

can i have a pony?
no.
please?
no.
pretty please?
oh fuck. ALRIGHT!