Alex n Anne's Bonza Bash
last updated - 31/10/2002

The evening began with swift preparation of food and the shaving of legs.

Alex soon opens her gift and her drinks.

and emma naturally bonded with the dog.

it was all fun and games until alex tried to steal my chewy mint (which was v chewy btw). that bitch.

much to our suprise some males then arrived and started making fairy bread. it was all v serious.

but perhaps the most exciting aspect of the evening was the two pretty girls with the two pretty shoes.

soon others started to arrive and the fun began. there was much ballet mime to be had.


- at least i think it was ballet mime -

although it was somewhat surpassed by the style and grace of the almighty dance combo that is the wardies, alex and andrew.

Sam seemed somewhat unenthused by the whole affair.

but with the aid of our good friend mr. alcohol, sam soon perked up.

then came the joy that is vodka+red cordial ice blockes.

Now, by all rights, these should be at the end of the presentation. but its so gosh darn amusing. things started off so well for these girls ....

THE FALL OF RENAE

THE FALL OF EMMA

In the meantime ...... BED ORGY!!!!


it started small with a bed count of 6


i soon jumped on. and once again, i would like to state, for the record, that, MY PARTY GOES OFF!

someone put chips down my cleavage ....

alex joins the fun

the infamous renae joins the party.

eventually it all kinda ground to a halt .... for one reason or another. the final bed count ... 7

Theres a lot going on in the next couple of photos. but one of them had to be censored. for obvious reasons.

please note the light that alex brings to a photo

sam on the other hand took it upon himself to test the durability of the deck charis.

now some of you may or may not remember Ross Bear who was a vital part of the fantabulous cancer relay for life. well ross also made an appearance at the bash. and boy o boy did ross get a lot of action!!!

first he began with an animated table dance ....

but soon he found that alex was the girl he liked best. can anyone say PLUSHOPHILIA!

here we see the boys amidst a hot n sweaty interlude, as andrew skulks away in the background.

 

meanwhile emma was stylin it at the pool table. brendan and lindsay on the other hand were defintely not as stylish.

now, as i have run out of witty things to say, here is a montage of intoxicated individuals.


- please note that when andrew gets his act together, you will get to see a shot of me taking this photo. tis most fascinating. i think ian may be checking lindsay out -

and how could anyone forget fireman sam!

fireman sam fall down :(


- i was dismayed to see that ross bear had been cast cruelly aside by this stage of the evening -

A LIST OF WHOM I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHED WEARING
MY NOW BROKEN GOOGLY THINGS

Renae
Fireman Sam
Myself

and i know I didnt do it .... ONE DAY! i will find the culprit .........

 

!THE NEXT DAY!

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ANDREWS ASSOCIATED JOURNAL ENTIRES, AS ME

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