~Put in the microwave. Run for cover.
~Spread some on the bottom of your shoes, that way you'll slide around.
~Write 'go' on a stop sign.
~Draw two eyes on the container and name 'Fred' of 'Bill'.
~Light it on fire.
~PLay 'Chapstick Tag.' See rules at the bottom of the page
~Drop in puddle, then offer to someone else to use.
~Put chapstick on layaway at Wal-Mart, Target, Osco, etc. (Anywhere but K-Mart)
~Usa as cooking grease
~Put on a doorknob, then watch from a nearby bush for the next person who opens the door.
~Give it to McGyver who will turn it into a tank.
~While someone is sleeping, put on their face.
~Put in your evil sister's or brother's shoes.
~Use as silly-putty.
~Draw on bathroom mirror. Then when the mirror fogs up, your message will appear!
~Freeze, then serve as a tasty dessert.
~Travel to a far off country and sell it as a 'Magical Tube of Wonders'
~Play 'Kick the Stick' see rules at bottom of page.
~Cover bar of soap with chapstick, then watch for the next person to use the soap from a nearby bush.
~Use the grease skis.
~Tell the joke: 'A Duck walks into a pharmacy and buys chapstick. The cashier asks if he wanted to pay cash. He replies: No, just stick it on my bill'
~Put in blender. Makes great smoothies!
~Play 'Spin the Stick'. See rules at bottom of page.
~Spread on chalkboard so teacher can't screech her nails on it.
~Start a chapstick drive.
~Collect all brands, flavors, and colors. Become famous.
~Use on back of paper to make Post-It notes.
~Keep in pocket. When you're starving in the desert, you'll thank me for giving you this advice.
~Use as crayon.
~Use as clarinet grease.
~Use as a seond toothpaste.
~Empty out and use as a spit-ball launcher.
~Put on toilet seat. DO NOT watch for next person to use from a nearbyt bush. That would be perverted.
~Feed to the hungry.
~Dye blue and use as eyeshadow.
~Record various chapstick love songs. Mail then to the Zomba Recording Corporation, 137-139 West 25th Street, New York, NY 10001.
~Get your chapstick blessed by the pope.
~Smear on phoone dial, then people will dial lots of wrong mubers.
~Put on ends of Q-tips and put back into box. Claim it it earwax.
~While playing truth or dare, dare someone to throw away their chapstick. You know they won't do it because everyone loves chapstick and would never harm it.
~Sell it on the black market.
~Walking around licking it like a lollypop.
~Call random numbers and survey people on their favorite kinda of chapstick.
~Spread on the bottom of your pants and slide down a hill.
~Petition your local village office to declare February 22 'Chapstick Day'
Chapstick tag~Play as normal tag but use chapstick to tag someone instead of hands
Kick the Stick~Play kick the can but use chapstick instead of a can.
Spin the Stick~PLay spin the bottle, but use chapstick instead of bottle. Using chapstick as its intended use is also very helpful during this game.