This page isn't even nearly done yet...so give me some time if I haven't got you in here...I will. :)
Mike- (Spike, Headphone boy): learn how to measure, boy! Lol! How be the pooin cow and all of the other fun animals? Read the book about the gurl who got raped yet? "I swear, Mom, it's for one of my guy friends"...Baker Syndrome! Haha, he's gettin ticked...wait, who's gettin fixed? Yes, that's right, you are! Mwhahaha.
Tiff- (Aunt Jiff): Hey...sista. Lol. "What kind of underwear are you wearing today?" Ewww...little kids! "Rachel, 25% is well...all your money!" "Attention mall shoppers..." Hehe...he lives wit his mom in the trailer park? Wut? Lol. AJ's babies! Dat's so wrong. Hey...is Jimmy still out of order? Remember the dance? Lol. Puff the magic...lived by Miami!
Sammy- (Duffie, Camo) O god...all of the dances in front of Sr. Ellen...Lady Marmalade lol..."to you, this is just a good time, but for me this is wut i call life..." lol...the ibuprofin incident! White zyn...lol. Ewww...fear! Roller coasters lol...ick ick ick, there's Sable hair in my suga! Hehe. Guys down at the park...yummmm. Elephants rule!
Lissa- (Puff, Lou-lou): Uh, god...where did we go wrong, lol. She'll never catch us, rite? I wanna rape u seven times! Brad, Brent, Brandon...what was that boy's name? Eeeep! The guy with the dog...creeeeeppyyyyy. Lol. The top of the parking garage lol...scary ducks! Geese are bad...
Kt- What?I hurt guys balls? Haha lol. Ohh..ok. Surprise bags...ooo...The Sims is god! O, no, I'm God. Lol...poor Brian, we harrass him so...'Lil Coopa! Haha. So, which was a better movie? Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, or the 30 seconds of The Mummy Returns we saw? "If you have two of something you should share one"...hehehe. So...josh or Ben? Ben or Josh? B and J? Lmao...blondes and brunettes! The oversized poodle is scaring me, mommy. Lol..eww...the guy at the gym...we call them flamers, flamers...ahhhhh essence of fag. So so wrong. Mexican porn! And the golf ball...i tried to steal them lol...chasing ppl on skateboards, spraying them with perfume (which happens to stay on there for a looooong time) Which is the worst food to eat during a date? You stole my nachos!! Poor Wilson...all alone in the ocean...omg...he cheated on him with the videotapes! How could he? *Cries* Irish whores? Hmm? Dancin on the bar? "I'm seein my dude again, it's a funky cheese and wine occasion!" Haha. Moulin Rogue! "I'm 13! I'm 13!" Annoyin every1 at the movies...sleepin at Boscovs...o god, the poor old man on the leather couches! Poor anyone, lol. ill do more later lol
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