“Time of The Alpha”
Aggie’s on South Broadway
3/15/02

Johnny Greenpeace vs. Ms. Chif
(he’s really into peace, yeah I mean him beating on woman and all, freakin’ face)

Nikki Strychnine vs. Prof. Preston Peabody III
(The Irony, YOU have Nikki, became champ by pinning both Adonis and Sharp, then after he loses he is lowered to the level of taking on brand new jobbers? whatever)

Sam Bacardi vs. Johnny Jett
(Hell has froze over, Bacardi won a match only because him winning got him 5 minutes alone in the ring with Coach, well OSW came out and stopped that. So I guess that win doesn‘t really mean anything after all huh?)

Chaz Wesson / Keith Smith vs. Ryan Ash & Ratboy
(OSW won)

Delirious vs. Diamondback Dingo
(Dingo lost and that’s all I want to say)

The Syndicate vs. The Sharp Brothers
(a neat double count out)

Billy McNeil vs. OuTtKaSt
(Billy retains the title)

Jack Adonis (YOUR Heartthrob) vs. Pete Madden
(YOUR New Champ, Jack Adonis. if YOU could see me, YOU’d see a single tear in my eye and ask, why Jack, Why when YOU won the belt YOU had to slap my hand?)