This is from a list I used to be on. I think Sammy wrote it, but I'm not entirely sure. Maybe I'll ask her someday. :) Anyway, enjoy!
Poke your friend with a toothpick (not too hard now) and take one sip whenever someone gets staked.
One glass of apricot necter when LaCroix preeches about peaches.
One swig of Jolt everytime Tracy acts perky (you'll get hyperactive before the first commercial).
Take one horrendous gulp if Nick drinks a protien shake.
Spit it all out if he "redistributes" the protien shake into the nearest sink.
A salute and a gulp everytime Natalie yells at Nick.
Throw your snack food of choice at the TV every time Nick acts like a real brick.
A farewell drink to Vachon and Urs when Divia shows up.
A sigh of relief and a hearty gulp if its just a flashback.
Roll your eyes and take a quick sip if a certain perky somebody proclaims to be a "good cop".
Mumble something about "poor Natalie" and take two large slurps whenever Nick makes goo-goo eyes at the blonde of the week.
A toast to Nat whenever the blonde of the week dies.
One "I knew it all along" and a self saticfied drink if the blonde of the week turns out to be the killer.
A happy gulp each time Nick visibly winces at Shankes presence.
Gargle your drink whenever someone gets brought across.
Take a big drink and laugh till it comes out your nose when you actually see Nick flying.
Whimper and hug your pillow if you see Raleigh get staked.
Ooh and Ahh and take one sip whenever you see the caddy.
Two more gulps and a cheer if Nick hides in the trunk.
A deep sip each time Nick gets that "I dunno what I did but its all my fault" look.
A delighted giggle and three sips if Jennettes hair is out of place.
A regretful sigh and two gulps if it isn't.
Toast your parents and take a slurp whenever LaCroixs monologue seems to be specialized to mock Nicks moral dilema of the week.
Three quick shots each time someone vamps out.
Get belch-ripping drunk, cry your eyes out and read the entire Virtual Fourth Season, all the while repeating to yourself "Its not real" if the episode is titled Last Knight.
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