On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
Official sign near door:
Door Alarmed.
Hand printed sign nearby:
Window frightened.
Found in a restaurant in England:
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grape juice'
MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...:
A billboard seen next to the highway, traveling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:
'Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
rest rooms
<-----
Please wait for hostess to seat you.
Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
Seen in a health food store:
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot "
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
From a store in "Old Town" in Orlando, FL:
"Shoplifters will be bitten."
and...
"Unattended children will be sold."
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